Be American

>be American
>school gets shot up
>police don't even try to save you

>be irish
>run out of potatoes
>die

>be ireland
>get potato blight
>die

Police is a scam i pay taxes to enforce a law but if there was no law then i wouldn't have to pay taxes thus police is not necessary anymore without police there is no crime ever again because the only real crime is taxation.

>be American
>school gets shot up
>police threatening students to go in line with their hands up
>accidentally go out of the line
>get shot

>be American
>get shot

the police weren't completely militarized 20 years ago and massacres were pretty rare so no one was trained for it

>school gets shot up
>police is too fat to reach his gun

AY CARAMBA ME PISTOLA

>be American
>carry gun everywhere
>never get to shoot anyone, not even a nigger

Why even live?

>cops take ur gunz
>cops sit back and wait to respond while you are unable to defend yourself against illegal gun users
>cops then get paid generously by your tax dollars