Be me

>be me
>work at shart mart
>been told by supervisor to try and get customers to use self checkout
>Approach hideous customer
>"If you would like to check out now we could use the self checkout"
>"I don't work for Walmart"
>"We could do it for you there"
>"No"
>Check the bitch out later all the while she is walking around in a Christianity is illegal in 53 countries t shirt

These worthless piles of gluttonous pig shit is why America is so worthless. They will form huge lines at the single open register waiting for 20 minutes rather than, heaven forbid, move their putrid lard filled arms to check out themselves. America is a wretched hive of entitled children it is no wonder everyone here is obsessed with what European country they came from rather than label themselves as essentially useless trash.

You're at Walmart, the lowest of the low usually shop there.

The self-checkout line can be retarded. You have to take out the bags the stupid computer says "please put item in bag" then you gotta click the skip bag option only for it to reappear again and again.

The thing is the walmart near me has a bunch of haitian niggers who don't want to do their job. Have a question for a specific item? They don't know the answer and or don't want to help you. They're employed to stand around, laugh and do nothing. They hire their own kind in the interview process; all you have to say is "I speak creole" and it's an instant job. Fuck haitans and fuck walmart.

>willingly working at shart mart
>encouraging people to use a machine designed to gradually eliminate your job
top cuck

Pics or it didn't happen.

Good for her. Fuck that shit, I'm not doing walmarts job I'm paying them and the service is built in to the price.

Fuck them trying to skirt their duties.

Walmart is a great example of free market enterprise and a lolbertarians wet dream

>get money from people
>call them subhuman trash
quit your job then you entitled faggot

>works at Wal-Mart
>has opinion

>work at shart mart
kill yourself

I prefer using self check-out, especially at walmart. The problem is if I want to buy some beer, then it becomes a nightmare. Self-checkout lanes have made it possible to hire 1 person to watch over 10+ registers at once. Whoever made that decision must be howling with laughter to this day.

Why can't they just let me swipe my ID and fucking buy the alcohol? Why do I have to wait for the FOB haitian negress to waddle over and try to decipher my age? Why does she have to fucking input some magic code? Even the teenagers at gas stations can just swipe your DL through a machine and be done in seconds. Why does it have to be some painful at self-checkout lanes?

Do you smoke?

Personally I love self checkout. Prevents me from forced small talk with people I don't care about.

No, that would be dollar tree...
t.dollar tree merchant

This place has a bunch of Mexifags and I was hired even though I am not and speak no Spanish.

It won't eliminate our job because the customers are too brain dead to actually check themselves out. And, honestly, I don't give a shit if the immigrant workers who make this their career lose their job to automation when I am done with college I won't be working here.

>Why does it have to be some painful at self-checkout lanes?
So kiddies who swipe their parents' i.d.s can't buy booze, you tard.

All produce is bananas at the self checkout

It's not just that automation is forcing people to scan their own items, they're taking away another job so they can squeeze those last few dollars out of the community and keep it for their shareholders.
Probably how they boosted everyone's wages by a dollar to reward their workers for trump's tax cuts.
Reminder: That pay increase won't matter shit in a few years when inflation surpasses wage growth again

>"I don't work for Walmart"

Fucking based. Let them employ people to do their fucking jobs instead of handing it over to the costumer.

self checkout is amazing. love ringing my stuff up and putting it on the shelf there then paying for it.

The code is our register ID. Really it is just so Jimmy can't check out with beer without someone noticing. We don't even card if you look old enough or are sufficiently hideous.

(1) you work at work, meaning you are a shit tier person working to serve other shit tier people

(2) the self checkout tech usually fucks up. Its getting better, but its still troublesome

(3) i like having cashiers exist as a low income job opportunities for shit heads like you. otherwise you would be a NEET. Its fucking charity, learn to appreciate it

Walmart managers make good money. I am going to have a gap year before grad school, can I get a job as one with a degree?

>Worked at Walfart for a few months
I used to call the customers "walmartians" I still do. The absolute fucking dregs of human existence frequent there. The first of the month is a fucking shit show. Parents and their 15 fucking kids roam screaming through the aisles eating food, and at least one is riding the fat fuck scooter. Think there are no Muslims in your town? Go to a walfart at night, you will see plenty shopping for figs. Avoid walfart at all costs.

Absolutely true.

>implicates self as shit tier person

Hurry up typing Pablo wants his big mac.

So do I, but that's because I'm faster than 90% of the retards I share society with. Prime-time at IKEA is a nightmare because slow-ass people go for the self-checkout because of the shorter lines.

My blood-pressure increases just thinking about it being the only alternative in the future.

I dunno couldn't hurt to try just avoid the sales floor less you have to look upon your clientele.

Can't blame her considering Walmart's self checkouts are fucking garbage.

>be white supremacist
>be so entitled that you can't understand why a worker won't literally replace themselves
you know that you're basically complaining because they won't help you make automated checkout more efficient right? As in, you're complaining because they don't want to be replaced by self-checkout thereby putting themselves out of a job

the last time I went to Wally's I was forced to go. I tell the wife "Stay with me and don't wander off". She has a propensity to get "lost" in stores and I have to spend another half hour tracking her down. We make a bee line and get the 3 items we need and right back to the registers. On one end are 4 self checkouts with 3 frigging cashiers jawjacking in some hideous sounding language. One sees me and stays "check out here". I'm like no I want a manned register. I hated to break up the tea party and have them actually work but I don't get a discount if I do their job do I? Plus fuck Walmart.

I'm black though. They deserve to not have a job. Fuck em.

I know older people don't like self checkout because they see it as the store asking you to do work for them and that is exactly what it is you are doing work for the store so they can make more money this one old guy said what do they want me to do next start stocking the shelves? Yes but that will be portrayed as another convenience for you.

>spend 5 minutes total in walmart by grabbing yourstuff, and self-checking out
>spend an hour in walmart by getting on the scooter, getting in everyone's way, then waiting in line to get checked out
Why? Even from the lazy person's perspective, just check out, go home, and watch tv, or whatever it is normies do.

>be me
>2 am at walmart
>need to check out my 2 items, rubbing alcohol and q-tips
>somehow there is a line at the self-checkout
>fat orc with 2 goblins is behind me eating chips very loudly
>qt3.14 redhead emo-looking employee whos overseeing the thing looks like she is completely miserable
>make small talk with her while i wait
>suddenly, i hear what sounds like raucous loud burping noises coming from behind me
>look behind
>the orc from earlier is throwing up all over the floor
>the puke is all crimson from the hot chips its been eating
>look back at qt
>she looks like she is about to kill herself
>"so... is that self-checkout lane open or what"
>she nods
>go to the self-checkout
>scan my items
>pay
>leave
>as i walk out i see redhead cleaning up the puke with a mop

That was my story

They're still subhuman trash, reddit.

To be fair, that fucking self checkout can be annoying as hell. And I prefer to deal with flesh and blood beings over automated shit, even if it's a pavement ape or spic running the register.

Congratulations, you have officially neglected your critical-thinking skills and produced the most moronic post possible. Hopefully, Harry Houdini made an extra chromosome appear momentarily during the making of that post. If my previous speculation is incorrect, then I fear you are brain-dead.

We are only allowed to open as many registers as the store manager allows and he says he wants customers at the self checkout then that is all we can do. The job is boring as fuck regardless of whether you are milling about or checking out Jill and her 28 children.

In contrast, many people hate self checkouts precisely because they're so asocial. We like bothering the cashier for a minute with the trivial parts of our day.

my walmart never has the fucking self checkouts with the belts open. like 20 people are going through single stand self checkouts and they keep like 4 normal lines open.

FOUR AND EVERY FUCKING RETARD THEY HAVE WORKING IS BEHIND THE REGISTER AND MORONS WITH BASKETS FILLED OVER THE TOP AND TRYING TO USE CARDS THAT DON'T WORK AND IT'S PUSHED 6 DEEP MINIMUM OUT INTO THE NORMAL WALK PATH FUCKING HURRY THE FFFUUUUUUUUU

just open the fucking conveyor self checkouts you motherfuckers. it shouldn't take 20 minutes to GET THE CHANCE to pay for my weekly trip

fucking kentucky

Wal-Mart at 2am is always an interesting time.

This. If you ever feel down about yourself, walk around Wally World at two A.M. and take in the freak show.. When you leave, you'll be feeling much better.

>Why can't they just let me swipe my ID and fucking buy the alcohol?
Because underage niggers, beaners and white
trash would be borrowing/stealing adult ID
to defeat the system.

Well what stops underage faggots from stealing an ID and buying beer at 7-11 or some shady liquor store then? Just because an employee looks at the ID it's okay?

Well post your login so I can type it myself and bypass this bullshit.

>Well what stops underage faggots from stealing an ID and buying beer at 7-11 or some shady liquor store then? Just because an employee looks at the ID it's okay?
The possibility of the law enforcement arresting whoever sold the alcohol and revoking their license