What’s your favourite thing about being white?

Inb4 “not being a nigger.” Say something meaningful.

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not being a britbong

unthinkingly serving israel

Being able to feel

Jerking off to BBC porn

Fuck off nigger

looking nice wearing black

ABSOLUTE

POWER!!!

*Force Lightning

Paying for dissimilar peoples to advance pass me on a rocket ship of mediocrity, while people I didn’t vote for, stymie any and all legacy associated with me, as they seclude themselves form their colorful minions.

Have a pretty pic.

Best part of being huwhite is that i get to piss off progressives just by existing

People don't automatically know that I am Armenian-Irish. Being identified with people who just got conquered then got drunk and high sure would suck.

not being cucked by muzzies and niggers and the establishment

Asian girls love me just for being white.

The knowledge that I'm with my own kind while browsing Sup Forums.

I like when I take a shit and it doesn't look like my skin.

Pretty the privilege you get is being able to change your status from white on censuses to minority just so you can legitimize your protest of muh capitalism.

Being capable of entertaining complex thoughts.

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>Armenian-Irish
You can just say Jew.

Our nipples, nails, lips, and penis head / labia all look much better than they do in other races, where they look so.. bleh

Having the intelligence to do anything in life.

I wish. They make more money than us. Armenians are basically Turk-cucks. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_groups_in_the_United_States_by_household_income

having self control

I saw a thread of niggers on twitter doing this about being black and they were saying some really deep and meaningful things and you cunts are talking about porn and nipple colour. I hate whytes.

But I really like not being a nigger!!!

This. I would hate to look in the mirror and see literally shit-colored skin. Absolutely horrible. The double-digit IQ would also be a strain. I enjoy being a good-looking, intelligent, talented white man.

>What’s your favourite thing about being white?
To have creativity and ingeniosity in the DNA

Could you direct us to that twitter thread?

Never have to worry that I have what I have in life because people pity me.

Being able to talk to pic related on this website.

>muh serial killer genetics
Amen.

being able to extend my proboscis into rotten flesh and excrete an acidic substance that breaks down the tissue for consumption. those nutrients are what separates us from the beasts, it's the most hegelian aspect the European manfly. fucking shitskins have no idea how bad they have it

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I'm aware of what Armenians are, just everytime I've seen someone with mixed-Irish ancestry where the other half wasn't a SE Asian or European the Irish half were Heebs.

>highest rate of physical symmetry
>can plan for the future
>can adapt to unexpected changes
>is creative

Jews and Irish are a diabolical mix. you pretty much have two holocausts to complain about

really made me think

When you're white or Asian, you can produce cute lolis with your seeds. They're just my type.

Everything, I just love my people and I want to help them thrive. In order to survive the cold north, we've evolved to be creative, resourceful and emphatic.
I love the orderly, high trust communities we create when left to ourselves.

The Irish are the only Island people to suffer a famine.
>what is fishing?

>I can walk around a store or super market and not have staff follow me around.
>I can put gas in my car and realise iv accidently left my wallet at home and the staff trust me to come back and don't call the police.

Its just little things like that.

White privilege: being part of an ethnic group that isn't entirely untrustworthy savages.

Being an outlier at 6'2" with an 8 inch cock

>The knowledge that I'm with my own kind while browsing Sup Forums.

>Fails too see all the Brazilian flags posting.

Exactly.

They deserve all the racist shit they get. Grew up around polys and they were nothing but thieving scum who cried racism when ever white people called them out on it.

>muh big white snake
Windmillfags have big dicks.

Money sense or skills, call it what you want. Ever been stuck in line behind a nigger at an atm? They check their balance 3 times argue with the machine make a few cell phone calls to argue with the bank or a merchant and drive off with no money because they had no money in the first place. I keep an accurate running balance at all times. Fuck black people.

>ME

youre right, heres a real pic

Had to deal with a Island nigger staff member a few weeks ago.

My order came to 21.20$ so I gave him a 20$ and a 5$ note. He spent about 90 seconds trying to work out how much change I needed. I knew how much but just sat their amused as the line behind me got longer and longer.

He gave up eventually and gave me 8$ change. Why correct him? He is obviously too retarded for even menial work. Eventually the boss is going to work out money is missing from the till.

Being able to one day get a girl like that without having to race mix and marry a racemixer.

Being Jewish

Link or it didn't happen.

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I can approach another white person and they automatically trust me and know I will not harm them and they will immediately do something to help me if I need it.

or I just maybe be jaded since I live in a small northern MN town.

Silly faggot, I didn't really want the link, I just wanted an excuse to post a pic of Tay.

That is a lot more positive than ours.
But remember, this is Sup Forums. Its for weebs and incels.

The Irish half from my family were Presbyterians, not Jews. In truth, I should have said Scotch-Irish or Ulster Scot.

She has a rat face.

I'm covered by all other races. Hispanics, Indians, many Muslims societies, and blacks all value lighter skin either consciously or unconsciously. It's to the point that Indians in the West avoid sunlight for fear of darkening, and blacks/Hispanics seek the lightest partner possible.

The effect is that it is nearly always acceptable to want the white man.

Being handsome.

Having dark blue eyes

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I like that as a white male that I'm not mollycoddled and I'm forced to take reaponsibility for my actions. If I fail or if I'm treated unfairly nobody gives a shit and has no sympathy for me which might sound like a bad thing at first but it gives me nothing to fall back on and nothing to blame.

having light blue eyes

Getting sexually excited when I see a cute petite blonde like that getting her holes filled by a REAL man, a BLACK man!

These threads always make me self-loath that I'm not white. on the day of the rope, if you could do me one favor, give me a painless death.
>inb4 some Reddit cuck tells me it's okay to be a non white
Shut the fuck up

Dad

Nice bait

Having a soul.

Blue eyes and dark ginger hair
They might be nogs but that's actually pretty sweet

Carry a four of diamonds in your wallet if you care that much. Some Sup Forums boys thought of it a while ago as a way to identify other Sup Forumslacks. Nobody really did it and it never caught on, but it's better than nothing.

What race are you?

Stop being a sad cunt. Anyone who hates (((them))) is a decent person.

Coming from a good family with values and morality

Best and worst.

being able to increase the social standing of any race of female in the world just by their peers seeing us together romantically. the thank you sex is always great.

hey tough guy, which shithole province are you from?

that cottage place or whatever it is looks comfy af

Ontario
Toronto is hellish. Went to an Ikea there and it was a sea of third worlders and chinks. Took 10 minutes at a time to see another white.
Where I live in Ont isn't as bad though. Immigrants are settled in a way that prevents chink enclaves like you see in the GTA. Still being filled up with third worlders but not as quickly.

I'd enjoy that if I could, but I can't, so dark blue it is for me

Living in a safe white neighborhood

Whites tend to be nice people. At least the people in my small town. You can leave your front door unlocked and nothing will happen.

kys nigger, I'm a light brown guy considered white by burgers, but I love my color. I can go outside get a tan, adapt to all the weather's and never get sun burned.

high five neighbor; I play a game counting whites on the subway cuz there's so few. I'm planning to move somewhere more rural too, as soon as I'm done uni. Cool gas mask.

I like having the ability to think about the future and plan for it. Someday I can retire and I never fall for the many scams that black folk do. I feel bad for them. They can't see the traps before they walk into them and don't know what the future will bring because they can't conceptualize it.

cultural heritage - the greatest works of literature, music, and philosophy by themselves justify our civilization and make me want to fight for it

I like the homes, castles, towns, civil engineering aesthetics that we create, and that as whtie creations ONLY white people truly belong in and can claim association with. i don't envy any other culture's architecture or gardening/landscaping etc. more than white peoples', with japanese at a close second

However Asian girls are Moonfaced bug people.
Looks like you’re in a bit of a predicament, whitey

Spirituality
Intelligence
Good looks

being beautiful.

why can't you enjoy light blue eyes?

I get to talk down on non-whites and "ARGENTINA ISN'T WHITE" memes male me laugh
Also higher than average IQs and what not

Literally not being a nigger.

I WAN 2 LICC HER NECC

Height, size, strength, not looking like a fucking ape. Africans look like gorillas and Asians look like orangutans

Never being stopped by cops, either walking or driving.

Blue eyes

Looking like an anime character