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>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
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>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
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>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
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>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
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>>Police Codes:
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Any other anons sign up to take the exam in May?
Good morning, Robert.
Were you the guy talking about this a few months ago?
Nice picture by the way. I'm going to do something with that.
Yes(I'm one of them at least iirc a few)! I'm still waiting. So I figure hedge my bets amd take another and hopefully get a better lotto #
Do you actually listen to this shit? Why don't you just get a job at a zoo and let monkeys literally throw shit at you all day?
Do you really think Chicago will be solvent when it comes time to collect your pension?
>4 shots fired
Three shots fired.
>steroid body
>white g-shock
They let the jersey shore kids be cops now?
Battery in progress!
kek yes I listen, i've been listening for a while.
>Do you really think Chicago will be solvent when it comes time to collect your pension?
Prob not but I've got some money and investments from when my dad died. And I've wanted to be a Chicago cop for a while so it's whatever, i'll roll the dice. Half my family still isn't really speaking to me because of my decisions with wanting to join.
I was raised by a family of criminals, my sister is a drug dealer/teacher. Stick with it man, protect and serve. I applied for an internship locally
>Possibly on drugs
>with his pants down.
Bit cold for that isn’t it?
Sketch "caller stated father has been drinking and hung up" -also black guy harassing people outside CVS
Do you read secondcitycop blog? It really seems like an awful job by every possible measure.
I can dig that edit. Evening Roberts.
>4 year old drooling and shaking.
>baby daddy jumped on her
Morning Robert. I did another one you posted last night.
>Bit cold for that isn’t it?
Nope. Niggers ripping their clothes off has been happening all winter. Get a little PCP in them and they revert right back to jungle savage.
Nice.
Yeah i've been reading it also for a bit. For sure it doesn't paint a great picture but being police in any major city is going to have significant negatives and few positives. Tbh I'm more pissed that they won't allow new hires to select their sidearm/caliber than walking a foot patrol in the south side for years. Also the new squads look like complete ass.
Does anyone actually voluntarily take PCP?
>Does anyone actually voluntarily take PCP?
I wouldn't walk the foot patrol on the south side with a M60. Good luck, dude. I guess you know what you're getting into anyway.
Thanks, I saved a bunch of yours from the other night. I'll plug away at them when I have spare time over the next few weeks.
Systems going down?
>10 to 15 of them going to get guns
This is why you need belt fed rifles.
>south side
That's where the action is at though, user. I'm too young to go to the Northside or find a hole to wait out my shift in, perhaps in a few yrs OTJ.
>Good luck, dude. I guess you know what you're getting into anyway.
No doubt, Robertanon I do. But this is something I want to do. Trust me I have no fantasies about cleaning up the city and blah blah I just want to be a cop, do my time in the city and work.
Best excuse yet "We really need gas"
The city is fucking insolvent. By all accounts most of the shit they get is broken half the time.
>>steroid body
He's not on gear just T H I C C, prob into powerlifting. Pic related Ronnie Coleman is on gear and was an LEO in TX but i doubt they give a shit.
>That's where the action is at though
I'm sure Male Black won't disappoint in that department anyway.
No worries. We need more FlashRoberts.
>Also, 47th and Dan Ryan Red Line.
>mother hitting her in the head with a bottle
>yelling in the background in Spanish
>Male Black
You mean Obama's sons? no they never do.
I remember you, user. You had a pic of Monterose beach by the Hyatt I stayed at.
Ronnie is a professional level bodybuilder though. That cops forearm looks like abnormal persons calf.
Yup, a great pic. Still love the edits of it though.
>3 or 4 shots fired.
>1, 2, 3 to 4 shots, ah ah ah
I'm just saying he hardly looks like someone who is a steroid user. Just a dude who is in shape and lifts heavy. Maybe to someone who isn't into lifting he might but idk.
>Ronnie is a professional level bodybuilder though
He was the man in the late 90's/00's unstoppable until Cutler caught up.
Yeah I liked it. I'm going to run around there again when I go. It was really great.
It's a great place at dawn. Beautiful sunrises most of the time.
I just cracked a beer, so...
I haven't seen one of these in awhile.
>It's a great place at dawn
I'm going to go and re-create a scene from one of my favorite Chicago movies.
>I just cracked a beer
Enjoy, flashRobert. Hope it's not that Boystown twink PBR shit.
Forgot the link
youtube.com
>has a butcher knife
>threatening her son
No, a Guinness, I can't drink that piss water.
Sidenote, that wasn't at Montrose. Based on the Sears Tower, steps at the lake, etc, looks about...
>41.867223, -87.606808
The walk has changed a bit, but people still fish there from time to time.
>lemme get a white shirt!
I've got to get some sleep tonight. I'll catch you all tomorrow.
Really surprisingly light amount of coonery tonight.
I've made Palermo's 95th my go to pizza place when I go to the city. Did i dun goof? I feel like a tourist(I am but still) if I go to Lou Malnati's or whatever
>mfw the bosses are showing up
>Guinness
My negro
>Based on the Sears Tower, steps at the lake, etc, looks about...
Thanks for the info! I wasn't sure exactly but I always liked that scene.
>The walk has changed a bit, but people still fish there from time to time.
So it's accessible ? If so I'm going to check it out.
palermos is ok
Pizza Castle and Obbies are much better, Nike and Vitos is great as well
>Palermo's 95th
It's not too bad. Pizza, I'll always prefer Phil's. Ate it quite a bit in my youth, so it holds a special place in my stomach. But yeah, the area is accessible. It's right off the side of the Adler Planetarium. Easy to walk down to it honestly.
>coat check person refuses to return their coats
>PH1, PH2 being called in
>burnouts in Church's (chicken) parking lot
I don't really fuck with the deep shit, anons. Palermos does a nice thin crust I fuck with. I appreciate your detailed info man I'm going to go this summer and explore a bit before the exam.
Please, deep dish, while tasty, is mainly a tourist trap. Real Chicago pizza is thin crust cut into squares.
>fistfight on corner
I'm surprised no one has started shooting, yet.
>Real Chicago pizza is thin crust cut into squares.
>male stabbed the other male
Took a sec to edit.
kek'd and saved. In your opinion is the south or westside the worst area to be stationed in? I keep hearing/reading the rookies get sent mostly to the southside(englewood) but hear austin is also a hot spot they go to.
>TEN
>TEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
Both are pretty bad. The south side is improving, slightly, while the west side is getting slightly worse. Stick between 47th between the lake and Ashland to the south, About western and the lake, around downtown, and the north is pretty good.
>10 rounds, shotspotter
Damn, no ten in my counts.
Saved
Yeah I feel it's going to be a flip of the coin either of those places if I get hired. Last time I stuck mostly around where I was staying at the Hyatt McCormick and a bit north of there I went for a run late at night cause I couldn't sleep up to Trump hotel and then back down. I enjoyed it quite a bit. Also checked out Chinatown.
Good places.often pretty safe during the day, mostly bums at night.
>drunk arab pissed on caller
>6 shots fire, Ah Ah Ah
Update
12 Shots fired, Ah Ah Ah
Gold Toyota, shots fired.
>two beaners ditched a shot up Lexus and a shot up beaner at the hospital