Girls who canonically itch the ditch

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no she doesn't

scratch the patch

Is it bad if I can't remember if the "itch the ditch" conversation was in Amagi or in a doujin

yeah it means your gay

Most girls masturbate even more than men, and are also more perverted.

t.girl

You underestimate the perversion of men.

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Well, I do know a girl, an husbandofag no less, who is extremely perverted.

girls are submissive by nature, so its no suprise that they are more degenerate.

>more than men
>t. grill

You underestimate our power.

There's a fine line between Amagi and a doujin for viewing expectations. So this is understandable.

I am the bone of my sword.

This.
If you knew what I fantasize about, you would be scared shitless.

No refractory period helps?

Please be in London

I've literally done it 12 times in one day before.

>tee-hee I'm a grill by the way ^_^

This

No refractory period, sure, but I doubt there are many who have 18 hour long masturbation sessions like I have while reading VNs.

its true, i have two female friends and they're massive fucking degenerates

skim the trim

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18? Fine, you win. I only went for like 10h.

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As far as I'm concerned, this page of this particular doujin is canon.

Jolyne

you are weak, and lack the stamina.

>girl talks about masturbating
>OH YEAH?! IS THAT A FUCKING CHALLENGE?!
Never ever change.

Also, pic related.

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>canonically
In the novels or something?
Elaborate.

That was a fun day on Sup Forums.

She may have underestimated your power but YOU have underestimated MY power.

I'm new to Sup Forums so pls no bully but who is this semon demon?

>had a grill in bed with me after a party
>she start asking if I have any fetishes or anything and what guys are into and stuff
>ask her to go first
>"oh yea im a massive pervert user"
>she was into big shoulder blades and shouting daddy
>decided I would never be on upped and may never have this opportunity again
>went all out, told her every fucked up thing I was into
>she just kind of went "oh well, thats uhhhh interesting"
>I went to sleep and left in the morning
>realised the next morning she was basically trying to make me say "oh yea me too" and then fuck her
AUTISM, ALPHA AS FUCK

Factually inaccurate, unless you masturbate 5-7 times a day, everyday.

Never mention you are new to Sup Forums

She's a gun, not a demon.

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London

>she was into big shoulder blades and shouting daddy
>"oh yea me too"
I hope you aren't into shouting daddy during sex, unless you roll both ways.

Well then, who's this spunk gun?

>I live in London. Please be in London
This is really the cherry on top.

>not shouting "LOOK DADDY, I'M HAVING SEX!" in bed
It's like you want to disappoint him.

gr8 b8 m8
cringe overload

Only to Gin though

Beat it, nerd.

Prushka is so fucking cute

I think not recognizing stale copy pasta and responding 3 meaningless memes in 1 post is a lot worse than that

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I wish anime had more sluts like Momo

THICC

SEE

Quality pasta friendo.

That's no human

She's pure

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T I T S
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I'll believe women are more perverted then men when I start seeing 24/7 sex places dedicated to anonymous lesbian sex.

You know how many "24/7 sex places" there would be if men had 24/7 access to sex with a desired partner? The entire world would be a 24/7 sex place.

All of them unless stated otherwise.

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I bet all the girls in this manga do it.

>itch the ditch

Use the Google.

I once had a girl tell me that she wanted me to impregnate her, then pull our son's dick out of her vagina and fuck my ass with it.

> had
Why didn't you marry her faggot?

what the fuck.

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Normally I'd tell you to kill yourself for blogging but seriously what the fuck

Hot

Doesn't seem much different from wanting to fuck a pregnant woman right in the fetus, just gender flipped and more retarded.

We mustn't forget her.

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The female equivalent of impregnating a girl with a girl, and impregnate her while inside the womb through the cervix.

Cervix penetration has ruined regular vaginal intercourse for me. It's like only inserting the tip.

>18 hour long masturbation session while reading
you can't be human

>semon

girls (male) don't count, you're the epitome of degeneracy

>tactical vest
>doesn't pull a grande out of their vag

what a waste.

Hey guys I had the most intense 4 hour fapping session I guess I need to go see a doctor haha rig-
> this thread
Fuck. Everything.

Well, she almost got laid in vol.8

if masturbating and getting laid were the same thing Sup Forums would be a very different board.

Why is official porn so hot?

It's that episode where Tiramii was harassing her. I only watched Amagi once and even I remember this much.

So hot

>if masturbating and getting laid were the same thing Sup Forums would be a very different board.
Too much truth in this one post.

I hardly believe she wouldn't rub one out after what happened with her at the hotel. But if you're so meticulous, then no, there were no scenes of her masturbating in the novel.

We are talking about 2D girls here, begone 3D Pig.

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My whole dick mass would have been converted to heat energy if I created that much friction.

Yes
I bet she has a horse-sized dildo

Now that's a keeper.

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No one took the time to do it so I will.

L O N D O N
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Retard