Hello to my dear friends

Hello to my dear friends.

It is Sunday and most of you are Atheist.

Have you considered saying these words with heart and meaning?

la ila la illa allah mahumadin resul allah.

Memorise them and they will act as an activator to get you into Islam.

I'm not forcing it onto you but there can be some gains to be had in changing or loosing your old religion.

The pinnacle of society has always been a 'god' and still is, despite the internet age removing a lot of the scriptures meaning, lost to old addage.

It is still valid and makes a comeback after wars, plague and general human interference in the history books.

I am white and found great peace in changing my religion. The number of devout religious people around the world far outnumbers the combined will of the trolls and atheists who will slay Islam in this thread.

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>It is Sunday and most of you are Atheist.
Try again, atheism is acultural which is antithetical to Sup Forums. Plenty of Christians, neopagans and non descriptive, secular spiritualists here.

Only Muslims and Jews are looked down on.

Nuanced poster.

>saying some magic formula turns you into a muslim even if you don't know what it means
This and other batshit stuff is what botox-camel fuckers actually believe.

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insha'Allah my dude

do something you fucking terrorists, nothing has happened in ages

inshallah brother

inshallah brother brother. I pray for the success f new europe evey day

Why do muslims only use arabic for much of their stuff?
I had to learn about jesus and go to church as a kid, but none of the lessons were in aramaic,it was all in English.

How can jews even compete?

You know what? Your pretty fucking upset my friend and I think your posting has given me just enough insight into what the fuck your problem is. You see, ever since your mother left, your daddy's been raising you in every regard to be his fucktoy sissy daughter. He works hard to pay for your hormones, makeup, and clothes, you show your appreciation by dragging him to bed as soon as he enters the door.You just love the taste of your daddy's sweaty cock after a day of eagerly waiting for him to come home. The wait is excruciating; yo're horny all day, and your transition is at the point that you can't even cum without his thick rod rubbing against your aching prostate. Often you spend the entire evening licking his gorgeous shaft and drinking his sweet precum. Once he eventually wills it, you sheepishly let go of him and stick your rounded ass out for him to ravage as he pleases. He pounds you into the sheets all night long, his massive member milking your little balls dry as you cry out and orgasm for the fifth time that night.Judging by how closely related you two are, it's almost surprising how his cock is so much bigger than yous! Guess that just goes to show that you were meant to be his daughter all along!

death to america

Because the goatlover religion didn't make it out of goatlover land for 1500 years and Christianity did.

If i wanted to be religious i would pick a civilized one

because they still speak arabic you fucking mong

>la ila la illa allah mahumadin resul allah.

ela ela e e

How to miss the point completely in one reply...

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Allah is a satanic pig and muhammad his antichrist. Fuck the jews, fuck the muslims, may their daughters be impregnated by pigs. Oh wait, they are.
Amen.

Like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=_Ka01Y_pYgM

Your point was fucking stupid and you should kill yourself.

Checked

Nur nur nur.

Fuck off you Islamic cunt. You are not my friend, and I will continue to purge you from my country. Again, kys

This post has converted me to Islam. You did it, faggit. Are you happy now?

I condemn this behavior.

Soon you will be one of us if you like it or not.

Go sit on welfare lazy sandnigger.

You know what? Your pretty fucking upset my friend and I think your posting has given me just enough insight into what the fuck your problem is. You see, ever since your mother left, your daddy's been raising you in every regard to be his fucktoy sissy daughter. He works hard to pay for your hormones, makeup, and clothes, you show your appreciation by dragging him to bed as soon as he enters the door.You just love the taste of your daddy's sweaty cock after a day of eagerly waiting for him to come home. The wait is excruciating; yo're horny all day, and your transition is at the point that you can't even cum without his thick rod rubbing against your aching prostate. Often you spend the entire evening licking his gorgeous shaft and drinking his sweet precum. Once he eventually wills it, you sheepishly let go of him and stick your rounded ass out for him to ravage as he pleases. He pounds you into the sheets all night long, his massive member milking your little balls dry as you cry out and orgasm for the fifth time that night.Judging by how closely related you two are, it's almost surprising how his cock is so much bigger than yous! Guess that just goes to show that you were meant to be his daughter all along!

wat

>It is Sunday and most of you are Atheist.
I’m Christian you fucktard
>Muslim using Allah as a namefag
No actual Muslim does this shit because it’s heretical you dunce.
2/10 bait

I am working more than you will ever will infidel. I am working every day for the grace of Allah and his only prophet Muhammad.

>only prophet Muhammad.
You know that saying this is a lie and a heresy, right?

>It is Sunday and most of you are Atheist.
I'm not.

So I said
la ila la illa allah mahumadin resul allah.

wtf I love Islam now.

Lick my bacon covered balls you Mussy CUNT

Todays the day the clock starts ticking and all you swine will hang on our streets. You will never have Evropa, I pray we keep the hate and flay you fucking subhuman shits, I kno the Slavs will be leading the charge.

I am coming to cut your 7 kids up alive, before your eyes.

Shut up slovakia.

Not exactly, you have to know and mean what you're saying when you recite the shahada. Otherwise it doesn't count.

It's great to see white men converting to Islam. Welcome brother. White people will make Islam great again and start a great holy jihad against the Jews.

Who teached you Islam you absolute retarded. Allah/God had a ton of prophets and messengers.

oi paki man you want a glassing you fucking rag wearing spastic go back to your goat

So what about Jesus/Esa if he is not the way why did Muhammed say i dont know if I will be able to come but Esa will come back to stop the dajjal? Is mussluim persecution Christian persecution since Jesus comes back in their religion as well? Uhmma

Sorry my brain instantly skip the arabic part
I do not speak arabic to please said arabic overlord you faggot from the book kys praise kek

WALALALALA SUPA KICK AKSHUN WALALALALA

hello,you are a fucking roach.
fuck you,have you ever said these words,jesus christ is your lord and savior?
no because god hates you,even if you convert you will go to hell because of the 1,000 people you have killed by being muslim.

fuck is that woman with hair?

Jesus said when asked how do we pray, Our Father who art in heaven Hallow be thy name. Jesus's is Esa, Isa in their religion and he comes back at the end.

CANCEROUS THREAD IS CANCER

happy sunday

There is no way you can go on Sup Forums in Saudi? Proxy larp?

dear muslim user why do you need to say a fucking toung twister to join your dessert rape cult I couldn't say that out loud of my life depended on it.
I have actually been trying to say it but I cant get it right its like I need to studder and slur at the same time

buddhism ftw

the bacon and poo combo, ive seen many involving one or the other but that is commitment

Jesus christ, it's the 4th time at least when I see this thread. You know what ? FUCK YOUR ALLAH, FUCK YOUR MOHAMMAD AND FUCK YOUR EXISTENCE.
I would like to see muslims melt as they're getting fucked by ashes and toxic gas

Sup Forums has been unblocked recently I don't know why tho

that's a good source of quality marble for future

Here's a translation into mutt language. I witness that there is no god but God and Mohammed is his prophet.

Ramma lamma ding dong. Hell. The jews claim that Judaism is the "Mother" of all religions. Then, it is the MOTHER of ALL LIES. And yes, I am a DEVOUT AND PROUD ATHEIST.