>at war with other european nations for 1000s of years
>win countless wars
>world superpower for 1000s of years
>like napoleon and shiet dude
>win world war 1
>get forever mocked and called frog eating surrenderfags because of one loss against germany
Why is France bullied?
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France is African.
Because France doesn't say anything about getting bullied.
We're bullied because we lost one of the most important war that was ever fought. Our glorious history led people to have very high expectation about us in WW2.
>Why is France bullied?
American hackers. When France told Bush we wouldn't send a single man back to Iraq on false premises they started this psyops campaign to discredit the entire country.
This surrendering meme is particularly ironic if you look at the rest of Europe at the time. Poland fell in a bit less time than France. Denmark was conquered in one afternoon.
Are French people germanic? I am ignorant on what they are.
Two words: ETERNAL ANGLO
This goes out to show no matter how good you are, if you fuck up once people are gonna be all over you.
I want to bully France too
Sexually
The last event is the most remembered
They were also remembered as drunkard faggots after the french prussian war of 1870, and then heroes after ww1
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French people can’t fight
OH NO NO NO
>try to build canal
>die by the thousands
>leave
yeah, I don't know why anyone would mock France.
honestly i don't know why.
you guys have Woodman. There are not many males who are more "Chad" and "Alpha" than him.
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Partially. In fact, the Franks were a Germanic people.
Take Roman and Germanic genes, add a dash of Celts and Scandinavian, and that's the French.
Smelly traitors that should have burned with king Ferdinand VII and his shitspawn that was Isabella II. Everytime Spain allied with France the slippery cunts betray us. Fuck the frogs.
We're mutts.
B-but it's n-not the French, it's the Normans !
>Normans
>French
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Like clockwork.
Really gets the nogging jogging
We're mutts like you but white mutt until recently now we're blacked and islamised to a point that will shame our ancestor
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Because the Normans literally weren't French.
Because after WW2, France was going down the drain. Loosing it's colonies in Asia and Africa, getting filled with nigs and muslim from it's former colonies. Not to mention that since 60s and 70s french culture and politics has been slowly taken over by all sorts of leftists, commies and degenerates.
Normans were Scandinavians (Nord/North men) who settled France and England.
It's literally an existing region, today, in France. It's like saying Bavarians aren't German because the words are different.
The normans we're genetically 80% French and 20% Danish after decades of breeding. They were also completely assimilated to French culture so we can say with confidence that they were French. Anglo are still delusional and butthurt about this.
(at the time of the conquest)
France was leftist in the 30s already. If anything, commie influence has gone way down since then.
Eh, de Lesseps was just way too optimistic after finishing the Suez canal and didn't take into account the fact that Panama was a really shitty place in comparison. Plus he was corrupt as fuck.
Are you fucking retarded? This is like saying that the Byzantines were Turkish because their former capital is now in Turkey. Fuck off you dumb cunt.
If two english people have a kid in australian is the kid not english? Australian is only a civic identity and not an ethnic identity.
Celto-germanic mutts.
You're implying that scandis never mixed with the locals. That would be very wrong.
Its about fear. Fear that people in the United States will look at France; their society, their social programs, their history. And begin to believe France is some sort of model to be admired and emulated.
That had to be truncated in the court of public opinion somehow by the business and donor classes here in America.
The best way to do that was to create a narrative that France had somehow degenerated into a nation of cowards and pussies.
Canada is under similar indictment.
Its been a very successful campaign by the business elites, their political allies, and right wing elements acting as their useful idiots.
Absolutely none of it is true, of course. But that doesn't matter. What matters is control.
As always.
Germanic to the north
Med to the south
Add some celtic blood.
Here we are.
> Being this delusional
>flag
You survived due to your insular condition. We kicked you out using boiling water, it's anglos who cant fight.
what are occitanians?
Actually we lost 2 wars against Germany
Both time our leader were dicks (not Napoleon III but every other were)
He's not true at all.
In fact there are 2 different kind of frenchmen : the french and the occitanian.
The french is germanic, with alpin blood.
The occitanian is med, with alpin blood.
French dont have "latin" blood because romans and italians didn't mix with the celts. They are just meds.
Romanized celts, roman colons and a little bit of wisigothic and frankish blood
>Win WWI
Why did we have to get involved in your stupid wars? I don't give a shit if the krauts take over. I don't want my people dying for the frogs again.
Now you are dying for jews and oilmaster sandniggers, is it better ?
Then don't join in ?
you wouldn't be independant without us , dumbass.
Don't feel too bad about it. At least it was Germany you lost too.
We got our asses kicked by Vietnam of all places. Not because they were better.
But because they were willing to die to the last person to have their way. And we simply weren't ready to embark on another campaign of genocide like we have against other nations in the past (see native americans and dropping nuclear bombs on Japan).
We've changed. And only time will tell if that change is better for us long term.
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That was your own decision, stop pretending you "had to".
Your country didn't lose WWII. Your country had the 4th largest allied army at the end of the war and because of that the war was won as much as a year sooner. De Gaulle was drafting men from every village and town retaken to the point that the Americans could send more troops to the Pacific that were originally for Europe.
Pic related, French troops retaking Paris.
>win ww1
>literally get carried by the British and barely defend your own homeland
>Your country didn't lose WWII.
Depends on the point of view. We had men fighting the Brits in Africa, these guys lost. Also people in the Waffen SS fighting commies, they also lost.
There is no "pure" celt, pure germanic, pure slavs, pure med in this world. There is pure european of course, but there is no such a thing of a pure german.
French (not the occitanian) are germanics and celts.
Germans are celts and germanic on the west, germanic and slavs on the east.
Same for anglos, same for scandinavians, they might be 90% pure german, but there is always some slav blood, same goes for the poles, mostly slavs but a lot of germanic blood.
Every european is a mutt.
We all are, depending on region for the %, mutts.
We all have indo-european blood, neolithic farmer blood, and hunter-gatherer blood. There are no exceptions except the finns. We all are mutts coming from these 3 different populations.
Open some history books bong.
Whatever, mongrel. Just remember that each time you sing your God Save the Queen, its on a copy pasta of a melody written to celebrate the successful recovery of Louis XIV's anal fistula.
Nice defence, France begged Britain all through the war to send more troops to defend their own country whilst the only noticeable victory they had was verdin which was won through German autism
You entered the war just to make sure we would pay our debts. France was buying a shitload of stuff from the US.
They're mocked because they lose to Germany every time even though their army is larger and has better equipment.
Merci hehehehehehhehehehehehe
>We had men fighting the Brits in Africa
You also had men fighting the Germans in Africa.
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Most of the Vichy forces in Africa became part of the Free French. Vichy also wasn't an ally of Germany as shown by scuttling their entire fleet in Toulon which also honestly helped the Allies a lot. Imagine Italy with the French Navy's ships. The Italian Navy could have actually left port.
baltic are not pure either?
It was a mess. Some French soldiers fought the Germans in 1940, then fought the Brits in Africa with Vichy in 1941, then fought the Germans again as part of the Free French.
It's not real. Don't worry about it.
Worry about this
Multi cultural means colony
In the Battle of the Somme the French that took part in the battle took all of their objects while none of the British units took theirs. The British amassed a huge stockpile of artillery and thought one huge barrage would kill all the Germans, when in fact that just caused them all to go underground into their bunkers so when the British attacked they all popped up back to their defensive line. The French on the other hands brought phones with them and any time they met resistance they called in artillery.
Not only they lost recent wars, but they're harshly anti-Catholic and "enlightened", sons and daughters of the 1789 Satanic revolution.
It's no different today. Look what propaganda does.
Don't worry about it. Red white and blue, those colours don't run, and frogs are cool now so being called that is nothing but good.
>leave port
>get rekt by battleships
>stay moored
>get rekt by biplanes
Italy never wins.
Dey wuz French and shiet.
The Somme was done because the French had taken massive casualties while we'd taken relatively few. It was politically necessary to walk slowly into machine gun crossfire.
Remember Verdun.
Multi culturalism is colonisation perpetrated by non state actors.
Being a secondary combatant in a war you start is hardly noteworthy, the British joined to help the French and it ended up being the other way round, through the war he British most of the line where fighting was taking place e.g 1917,1918 the French army was pretty much cucked after the mutinies in 1917
THIS
My flag is totally related.
Spain had the first worldwide empire, the first one to be called "empire where the sun never sets", great colonies (at its time Latin America where way richer than lots of European countries), had the best art, defenders of the Christianity and look on how people see us now.
And also, the Eternal Anglo creating lies and the Black Legend.
They lost to Vietnam too, in fact us going to Vietnam is because France pulled out lul.
To be honest, the Brits had one of the worst commanders during ww1. Haig was up there with Hotzendorf and Cadorna.
1789 was the ultimate matrix of the coming socialist revolutions.
If French Revolution is the greatest social Revolution of our time, then National-socialist revolution will be the greatest counter-Revolution of our time.
Still from French Revolution we had some good ideas like nationalism and stuff like this.
But dont mistake yourself, French Revolution was not a "French" Revolution. It wasn't even a Parisian Revolution. Just some bourgeois and freemason into this.
And cutting our king's head off, is, in my opinion the greatest crime we have ever made in our whole history. Even if the french people didn't ask for, even if french didn't ask for any revolution, we should have opposed it. But during those times every frenchmen was lost in his own village with his own culture and own business.
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>And cutting our king's head off, is, in my opinion the greatest crime we have ever made in our whole history.
Au contraire, it sent a strong message. And our national anthem is 10/10.
Haig wasn’t too bad for a ww1 field marshal, he fucked up on the Somme yeah but he did do Somme innovative shit like trying to get tanks in the battles but mostly he was just blamed for all the high casualties the British took but that was the nature of trench warfare
At least we got Napoléon out of this
Boo hoo
>we tried to invade England when we wuz kangs.
Where are they now? David Jones's lock up with the other Monkeys. The only ones that got ashore floated face down.
France is a muslim shithole nowadays. I'm the first saddened by this, but life goes on and I can move to a white country.
He rushed into every offensive until 1918 and gave his generals unreachable goals. If it weren't for his underlings, you guys would have lost twice as many men during the war.
at least we are too poor to be endlessly flooded by niggers and muslims like france or germany.
The French did not start WWI and the French took the brunt of the losses during that war. The British actually got into the war to defend Belgium, not France. Hence, why the British army was always near Belgium throughout the entire war. Although, if the Germans hadn't invaded Belgium I would imagine they would have gotten involved too.
They’re essential-oils frogs used for skin care. You can buy them at your nearest L’Occitane shop.
Indeed
National Anthem is 10/10 i agree.
Still, it's a crime.
Would cut the head of your father ?
Yeah it's just our turn I guess, yours is already finished
He rushed into every offensive because the politicians back in Britain wanted a quick end to the war because of the casualties the British were taking, defence was key in ww1 and the British had to attack, to relieve the French, Russians and Italians, ww1 was mainly just pointless bloodshed but if you’re forced to attack well entrenched enemies you’re going to get high casualties and everyone will of course scapegoat you for it, it’s true that some of his underlings were more competent and practical in battles but you can’t really blame him for being incompetent
France is a meme nation, a collection of vastly different regions. The idea that Bretons and Normans constitute a single people with the likes of those in Provence and the Basque Country is laughable. I'd wager people North of Paris are more like Brits and Irishmen than they are their fellow French nationals nearer the Alps and Med coastline.
Also, those in-and-around Marseille are literally more North African than supposedly-Moorish Spaniards. That's not accounting for recent MENA migration btw, it's just the ethnic reality of 'natives' due to Marseille's role as a Mediterranean port
>blaming the english for your ineptitude
That certainly sounds like the French, yes
I could be convinced if he was in number XVI's position.
These are globalist colonies and they can go.
They have to go.
Rally France. All they have is media illusion creating opinion the same way they create fashion (opinion).
C'mon France FFS get up and fight, my old Frenemy, we are with you in this thing.
Northern French accent is an insult to our language. In that sense I guess they are a lot like Brits and Irish.
>France didn’t start ww1
Bluepilled
France took the brunt of the attacks at the start of the war sure, but back then the British army was tiny and when the British army was expanding rapidly, they took the most important parts of the line where most of the actually fighting was occurring
Divide and conquer you dumb cunts
French military history is huge and only ignorants don´t know a thing about it.
They are almost the center, between germans and iberians
>Spain had the first worldwide empire
No, it was Portugal, they were the first global empire, to own lands in 4 different continents
The French wanted Germans there, they did not lose. Theres a shit ton of quotes from Generals and other American officers that state this. America didnt liberate France.
We've got a chance, they have less. Help them.
French are French. Were French when Rome came. ARE French today.
French girls find it cute when we speak a little bit of the language though :^)
Falklands War faggot