Christmas cakes

What is it about christmas cakes that makes them so sexually superior to any other type of woman?

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Paizuri

maturity

Because of my fetish for big, tall, well developed women who want to gently dominate me.

Sexy and they know it

You know why

>Ara ara~ user-kun! I didn't expect you to be *this* happy to see me~

I don't get it

Because I'm a manchild and they would forgive me.

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Why's this bitch always so sweaty?

AC is always busted

This isn't a cake, newfag.

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Megane

Sauce?

Never

Looks like Triage X to me.

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They're desperate to get married, which subconsciously makes you think you might have a chance. Little do you realize they actually want a dude with a job who can provide for them and their future family. Even if you're that dude, you're destined to get NTR'd by old fat men.

>Little do you realize they actually want a dude with a job who can provide for them and their future family.
What if they're already married to their jobs, and want a qt boy who can take care of the household and raise the children?

Because you're their age and they're your age.

Stop being attracted to kids you fucking pedophile.

Drunk cakes

Her boss is a faceless fat old man. You figure out the rest.

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They don't. Even professional women still want men who make more than they do. Women having jobs and being professionals is still a relatively new development in the course of human history, so there are many kinks and outdated social norms that must be fixed to accommodate this new reality.

Stay at home spouses won't become vogue again since companies can afford to pay employees far less since the employment pool effectively doubled with the advent of women professionals. Both genders will have to work. And since women are still the arbiters in the dating world, you better be making more than her.

WHat is the name of this manga again?

Teasing My Beautiful Boss or something like that.

Don't bully cakes

Is this a 4-koma where the punch line is always "sexy christmas cake is sexy"?

Scratch that. Beautiful Female Superior Takizawa-san.

They want to make babies.

Yes

You're not cute so you're still SOL.

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Soon

Physically they are usually taller and more voluptuous than the average teen girl. They also tend to have more 'conservative' or 'sexy' facial features, rather than having giant uguu eyes for instance. And personality-wise they are more mature and relaxed, which makes it seem like they'd be easier to just have casual conversation with. Finally, sexually repressed.

Keep your 3DPD filth out of my 2D fantasies.

>SOL
Quoi?

Megamilk

Because sweaty love is best love user

Three digit bust sizes

what makes a cake exactly?

Another "look, a cute girl that is actually a virgin NEET". The suspension of disbelief is too big to enjoy these kind of shows.

Most teenagers are immature and not fully developed. MILFs are a niche taste because not all of them age well. Cakes hit the sweet spot between the two where you're getting an adult woman in her prime.

They wouldn't be cakes in the first place if they were sexually superior to other types of women.

I wonder if HOT christmas cakes actually exist

>tfw cakes are my age
It's because not everyone is a kiddy-diddler.

I've had a few hot female teachers in their late 20's to 30's over the years, but most of them were married so they don't count. Also my last boss was a total CC and I'm pretty sure she was unmarried.

Just wait until you're a true oldfag like me. Most cakes are at least 10 years my junior. It really is the "hot younger wife" dream.

There're lots of hot christmas cakes out there, but they aren't the cute virgin girls from anime shows. Rather, most of them probably had 60+ sexual partners and simply can't stay in a stable relationship without ruining everything due to being a huge slut or plain crazy.

When was the last time you masturbated to a cake?

>still posting on Sup Forums in your late 30s
I hope this won't be me but it most likely will.

user, well off cakes and well off female escorts/comfort women all visit those pretty boy and macho men cafe's for a reason.

Bookworm cakes are a rare but excellent variety.

Is bending them over a tall counter and brutally fucking them to withn an inch of their lives while they kick helplessly and go into fullbody convulsing orgasms considered bullying?

Not really true to be honest, I know plenty of couples where the woman earns more. The key difference is while a man is usually ok with having a housewife a woman will still expect you to work, you don't necessarily have to earn as much as she does but no woman wants a househusband.

That butt is too big.

Reminder that every 100 or so years the cake wins.

Now you're just pushing it Ireland, it's not even nigger sized or anything. Maybe the perspective is playing tricks on you?

just because that old fart wanted to fuck his mother doesn't mean everyone else does

Would you watch a show about cakes trying to loose weight?

Jokes on you I only fap to 2D sluts

>dat image
yes
YES

god i love cake threads

If Kyoani don't bring in the age of cakes like they could've with Kyoukai no Kanata which studio do you think should? I honestly think PA Works can write some well likeable cake characters.

>loose weight

Only if they fail and stay nice and soft.

Just stumbled upon this thread by chance... A-Are Christmas Cake threads a regular thing? Not even 70 points in and I'm already getting kinda hot...

We are kindred spirits, my friend.

>70 posts

>points
it seems your brain already melted

I'm too enamored to take offense to that. I meant to write "posts". Seriously, though, are Christmas Cake threads a recurring thing that I've been missing out on or something?

Lurk more, faggot.

We get them a few times a week.

How courteous.

Thank you.

which type of cake is the best:

>sexually aggressive cake that treats sex as a commodity that her body needs

>demure cake that focused so heavily on work that she missed all her formitive romantic years

I'd say the latter. If you want a fuckbuddy you can just as easily get some young slut. Cakes are for being workaholics that desire househusbands to take care of them after work.

Clearly the bottom one especially if you add in the fact she's only letting YOU and YOU alone see sides she doesn't let others see when you are sharing your intimate and private time together.

The latter that turns into the former when she drinks.

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Cake that is sexually aggressive towards her sole romantic partner.

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Because the name alone tells you they're made to take the frosting..

You clearly don't belong here. Go back.

This man knows

>when you reach your mid 20's and all the cakes start looking at you like a man and not a kid anymore but you're still not old enough for them to have lost the older woman appeal
Truly the prime years

>When you hit your late 20s and are now older than cakes and try to upgrade to new years noodles but realize that the clock is ticking and soon you'll be too old for your 2D qts and too old for gentle femdom

>Spanish chapters go to 26
>English chapters go to 7

On the plus side, at least in a couple of years I'll be able to use wizardry to teleport myself into the 2d dimension.

Shit Outta (Out of) Luck

>Latin America is full of unmarried office ladies looking for gringo househusbands
Scale the wall, lad! They stole your jobs, you steal their cakes!

Don't worry, you can make up for lost time when you reach your 50's and gain dirty old man powers.

The latter. They tend to be so much more eager to simply hang out and have comfy intimate time.

>Timeline where she wins as a cake gets erased for a world where she isn't a cake

What's the fucking point?

Which one was that, the movie, the series, or the manga?

>when you hit your 30s, cakes are routinely many years younger than now you, but you stopped caring because everything is over anyway and none of your dreams ever came true and none will ever come true and the innocent wish of coming home to your cake waifu that once warmed your heart isn't even as much as a glimmering flickering little light in a dark dark night anymore

We will have proper VR in about 10-15 years, fuck reality.

literally the best anime of 2018 will be a bookworm cake anime, biblia koshodou no jiken techou

I want to say it was the TV series.

So in what year will we finally get our mystery-of-the-week show starring a highly competent female private investigator and featuring her significantly younger househusband?

Cakes are not MILFs. Please make note of this.