How many academics on Sup Forums?

I'll start. Graduate student, STEM, Mizzou.

Phd candidate at yale in gender studies

PhD
Data mining
Sup Forums threads

Go away, CIA.

Law grad Suffolk

BSc Chemistry
MRes Chemistry

Considering applying for PhD scholarships for next year, depends how well this new job goes.

PhD in Nazi

Tell your supervisor we're all 400 lb neckbeards.

>Phd candidate at yale in gender studies
Specializing in dance therapy?
>Go away, CIA.
You mean this user
>PhD
>Data mining
>Sup Forums threads

PhD of Shitposting, Chief Leaf University

>Considering applying for PhD scholarships for next year, depends how well this new job goes.
Good luck user.

No specializing in sufferegette poetry. U want a link to my tumblr? Congresswoman delauro agreed to interview with me! Will be up next week

Assistant professor
U Chicago, Economics

4 real tho

Master student in biochem, I don't really consider myself an academic.

the women in this picture aren't white

PhD

Ph.D in antisemitism

B.Eng, Business and Energy Engineering

Army officer

3 PHDs in the field of sage. Fuck off

YOU DONT FUCKIN STOMP GRAPES AS YOU PUCK THEM WHAT THE FUCK
YOU HARVEST THEM AND THEN JUICE THEM/STOMP ALL AT ONCE
WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK

Woah dog. How are you dealing with all the degenerates in town this weekend?

Former Navy Seal. Watch what you say to me online

Bachelors on Mathematics
PhD in Jew-hate

Is there still any part of UC that is based?

Geology don’t know if that counts. A&M

You also don’t use eating grapes

Public administrative sciences(tax administration), masters degree student.

Bachelor's in Anthropology

Regret is all I know

Masters in African American studies - or as I like to call it, Niggerology.

That pic is in chile I can recognize those grapes.

Lol me too

Shut up Texas ur drunk

channel 4 is
- extremely poor in usability and penetrability
- high in jargon, witty humour, quick photoshops, creativity, tech savviness and political awareness

I'd say the average IQ around here is >115

currently studying CS, wish i wasnt in such a retarded college.

Law school

Graduated from the University of Youtube

I get paid to do college work for others.

Undergraduate in Law at a shit State School

Published STEM with a Master’s.

you were doing good until the mizzou.

Undergrad (Junior) studying biomedical science at NWMSU

>Chile
You mean Texas?

do you pay more for the wine if a cute girl stomps on them with her cute girl feet?

PhD in social engineering.

After five minutes of intense studying I passed the forklift driver test

Get on my level

PhD student at major public research university. Studying aerospace.

post doc, physics, technion

can we just acknowledge that wonderful pic

I have a doctor it degree in dinosaur bones

Didn't graduate high school, worked in oil field since 16. Own both my cars, house and land will be paid off by the time im thirty, five years till Freedom. Fuck your education.

BA
Economics
University College London

Beautiful.

Ayyyy what's your name, I've got an offer for summer school.

B.S.
Food Science
Cornell University

Joku valtiotieteen alitutkinto?

>Geology don’t know if that counts. A&M
All degrees count user.

By the time we are 40 I will be way ahead of you.

PhD in soup studies

>Didn't graduate high school, worked in oil field

Literally muh dick

Architectural Design Researcher

PhD theoretical physics MIT

what was your college ranked in the world when you were there and when you graduated?

dropped out of kindergarden

Atlanta State University

sorry very late where I am, I meant to say when you were studying and what IS it ranked now.

PhD in masturbation. Also a degree in fucking escorts

Carpenter, no debts, making 50k annually.
I despise you, losers, who spent 4-9 years studying some useless crap and still living with parents at yours 20s.

>not notice you were being brainwashed by the eternal Anglo in high school
>liked the conditioning so much you paid for more in a communist indoctrination center run by kikes
>in a time when all information is freely available online

Information Systems

Graduated 2016 from UM-St. Louis

Unemployed

I make 400 000 £ per year because i was a brainlet and went to university.
Your back will be fucked by the time your 40

The only thing I value my meme degree for is that potential employers know that I'm not a complete dub

Big price tag for a small perk

Masters in English and Chemistry, it is trash because I just sell drugs on the internet. I would like to hear how Mizzou is doing. Is the field house still there?

PhD in dark zoology, Miskatonic University

Aww mad you didn't make big boy decisions and actully work?
By the time im forty ill be doing whatever the fuck i want.

if your entertainment complex had spent the past 50 years lionizing carpentry instead of university education, you would too likely be 150k in debt from woodworking school, earning 22k/y because there are too damn many carpenters for your skills to be worth much

>I make 400 000 £ per
Yeah, cool story without a proof.

Yeah dude fuck science, technology, philosophy, design, critical thinking and logic.

Its not like these people have ever done anything useful, or interact with anything they have developed everyday.

>not sliding this honeypot thread
go fuck yourself cia

I want to go back and get my PhD in physics, does that count? Work is for cucks.

the CIA already spying on everyone, dude.

Carpenter without proof.
I went to UCL which was ranked 4th in the world when I went there, so it essentially equivalent to top-tier IVY league school.

This place is less anonymous than facebook. The concentration of monitoring per user would be staggering. And if they do actually deem anyone here as a threat, they would have everything on them already, at a whim.

those things you mention aren't the exclusive realm of academia.

PhD, queer/feminist comparative literature, Berkeley

>already soying on everyone
>solution: give thrm even more info
intelligence not even once

It's funny to think I have CIA analyst frens who know everything about me.

It's like having a one-way penpal

Do you think it is likely that one day it will all be leaked?

Eh, pictures/audio/text/events are so easily falsifiable today and the CIA is so well-known for lying and character assassination that it'd be easy to dismiss any compromising leaks as fake news.

Architorture major at southern uni. All i do is try to impress my professor who is an actual faggot

Also tell him that the threat matrix profiles for all threads from one year back are all wrong and needs to be redone.

Yeah, I think the only way it could be used is a possible character attack on a single person. I doubt there would be a mass dumping if the information was leaked on who says what.

If you thought your professor was a faggot you're sorely mistaken. Unless you plan on designing McDick's franchises your clients will be even worse.

>academics
having a fucking college degree doesn't make you an academician

Are you surprised academics live in a bubble?

The scars on her arm are an extra turn on

His “wife” is a literal drag queen.

middle school dropout making 80k a year USD here.

Yes. Look at the way things are heading. They are getting desperate.

Everything I post on here is with the foresight of a leak happening with a searchable database by location or name. You probably should too.

I dont post anything without valid evidence to support it and not try to be too edgy because this platform is in the spotlight, and will continue to be for a while. People have already been arrested in Europe for posts on Normiebook, what makes you think that posting here makes you any safer?

All the people from the Western world on here is vulnerable to being charged for edgy shit, whether in jest or seriously is for a court to decide. And who exactly runs the courts nowdays? Is it people who are level headed and respect free speech?

Bachelor's in History
I feel slightly superior, but not by much
Still better than a degree in English Lit.

imagine the actual suicides though if Sup Forums got leaked like that

It'd be what all the people too lazy to do it need to push them over the edge.

We're not so different, you and I.