"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE A FACEBOOK user!!!??"
"HEY HR THIS GUY DOESNT HAVE A FACEBOOK"
Corporate Cult-ture
Isaac Russell
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Elijah Barnes
typing on a computer that's powered off
wew
Justin Morris
dook ad mwe im dwerking, Im indedendent woman
Mason Ortiz
I don't have a picture that could portray my disgust accurately.
Ian Barnes
I used to work in big data, so whenever anyone asks me why I don't social media I tell them scary shit about what these companies know about them.
Josiah Collins
don't you have the one with the stupid bitch soldering a motherboard and holding the hot part?
Oliver Clark
Do they give you that fluoride stare when you unload some truth bombs on them?
Dylan Cooper
I have an old sidekick phone, and say you only text and call. HR I feel is kinda of hesitant to see all of your social media.
Bentley Evans
take this doggo
Angel Martinez
I work in law, so when I said bluntly that I hate social media they actually commended me for it and hired me. Social media is little more than a massive potential liability in a career in which professional embarrassment and confidentiality are a thing.
Nathaniel Torres
Facebook is for old people
Joseph Perez
You ever notice how females can have the sloppiest desks with fucking pictures everywhere of drunk parties and stupid shit.
Guys its ok to have a mess as long as its all goofy sports memorabilia.
but any other kind of precipitated clutter on a mans desk and it's "He's a Slob"
Juan Rivera
When they ask you that, ask if they have a github account.....
Shuts them up quick
Evan Ortiz
Made me kek. Have a (you)
Ian Morgan
have one on me
Anthony Miller
Oh look , its perfectly OK to have a slob workspace also if your a negroid. It means hes more productive ... says Lebowitz
Dylan Parker
All my employers actually commended me on having no presence on social media. Less risk of leaking shit and less time wasted on non-work stuff.
Grayson Richardson
Quit dat shit
Liam Robinson
LOL what is this
Jaxon Peterson
(((Lebowitz)))
Jacob Campbell
Man, this is fucking evil.
Jacob Rivera
Don't miss the morning sacrifice
Jaxson Ramirez
>fluoride stare
D&c shill spotted.
Henry Rivera
just found this also, same propaganda, diff website and writer. they are really pushing for , its OK to keep a slob-cube if your black meme.
I dare you to be a white man and make your desk look like that
Lucas Myers
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE NOT GOING TO STAY LATE THIS WEEK? THE OTHER GUYS ARE PULLING 70 HOUR WORK WEEKS
Adam Fisher
Chilling
Sebastian Diaz
>open office space
just
Oliver Sullivan
"Hi Sally, you look so lovely today, keep up the great work"
Ryan Peterson
Already Happened
John Roberts
lawful evil
Ian Jones
I fucking hate this shit dude. The corporation is the biggest threat to the family, not the nig-tier goverment.
"Oh, user, I know you have a wife and kids but you aren't coming out to drink with the regional sales reps til 11? It's kind of required"
Literally fuck off and die
Jackson Bennett
>Even though it is known for ruthless business practices and third-world slave labor, I really feel that the multinational corporation that I work for STANDS for something! Even though I am just an entry level cog, I feel like I am making an IMPACT!
Angel Wood
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE A FACEBOOK user!!!??"
>"HEY HR THIS GUY DOESNT HAVE A FACEBOOK"
no one does this
Nathan Torres
This is now an office gripe thread
"I never check my email because I'm too busy and my inbox is full of junk anyways"
Charles Richardson
>talking to HR
HAHAHAHAHA
ISHYGDDT
Parker Adams
You have got to be a woman saying some shit like that LOL, you're glowing bright.
This is almost word for word what happens.