Ballad of the Roasty

Adventures, fun, and cuddles too!
These are things I like to do
I need to find a man you see
and hookups they are not for me

But though I want a relationship
I don't want marriage, not just yet
I have no need for modesty
I want to use my youthful glee!

I don't want to be home, and children rear
I'd rather have a good career
Go to college, explore, have sex, beguile
(And hope I don't end up with child)

I get a lot of likes and mentions
A paragon of male attention
Not 'cause I'm easy, my photos have class!
Like this one licking my friend's ass.

But though I've whored and slept around
I'm sure a good man can be found
who will provide and cook for me
despite my lack of femininity

And if he doesn't? Well I'll divorce!
I'll steal his livelihood in court
I am a queen, worthy of throne
I will not wrinkle and die alone

I'm sure I won't. I'm 25!
I don't need marriage. I'm alive!
But year by year suitors decrease
My friends are married, why not me?

I kind of want that house and home
My job is a dead end, and I'm alone
To dating apps! A man I'll find!
Its everybody's fault but mine

In desperation I sleep around
but there is no man to be found
I am a queen, I will not settle
I'll find a man that's worth his mettle

I party weekends. Fun and flirty.
Even though I am past 30
On the outside I smile, but my eggs are dry
And every single night I cry

Young girls be pure, don't be like me
Embrace your femininity!
I'm broken, bitter, withered too.
But you won't listen, yes its true
'Cause you are me, and I am you.

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/twg/ Traditional Women General
This thread is for appreciation of traditional women:
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(You) (You) (You) (You) (You)

Shit post

ARGENTINA ES BLANCA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There is also the roastie mantra:
If you are short you are not a man
If you are bald you are not a man
If you are poor you are not a man
If you have a weak frame you are not a man

It is her life. If she wants to ride the Chad carousel, why stop her.

I’ll get a 6/10 brainy girl who is too autistic for Chad love and live happily ever after.

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>I write Java software
big deal

Roastie poetry...
OP you are a visionary

KYS

>making $12/hr as a workflow tester is "helping build enterprise software"

She *helps* to write code... she is a chaiwala

>(((digital footprint)))
DAS IT MANE, DAS IT
>archive
>store
>wait
>years
>proliferate
>destroy

>that pic
lmao what a filthy, filthy whore

Noice.

I enjoyed it

You know what? Your pretty fucking upset my friend and I think your posting has given me just enough insight into what the fuck your problem is. You see, ever since your mother left, your daddy's been raising you in every regard to be his fucktoy sissy daughter. He works hard to pay for your hormones, makeup, and clothes, you show your appreciation by dragging him to bed as soon as he enters the door.You just love the taste of your daddy's sweaty cock after a day of eagerly waiting for him to come home. The wait is excruciating; yo're horny all day, and your transition is at the point that you can't even cum without his thick rod rubbing against your aching prostate. Often you spend the entire evening licking his gorgeous shaft and drinking his sweet precum. Once he eventually wills it, you sheepishly let go of him and stick your rounded ass out for him to ravage as he pleases. He pounds you into the sheets all night long, his massive member milking your little balls dry as you cry out and orgasm for the fifth time that night.Judging by how closely related you two are, it's almost surprising how his cock is so much bigger than yous! Guess that just goes to show that you were meant to be his daughter all along!

>12$/hr
Joking right? Where is this?

>>archive
>>store
>>wait
>>years
>show to someone
>wymon police squad shatter through your window
>execute you on the spot for thought rape
>children sentenced to 7 years labor at re-education camp

Technically, the facilities guys at my office help build enterprise software, because they set up our desks and make sure the electrical systems are working well.
I'd give them more credit than the daft bints over in marketing any day.

Hey, that's exactly what I did. She looked like a 6/10 at first, but now she's a 10/10 because those love chemicals in my brain kicked in.

Another one of these threads.... Quit cherry picking random whores from Tinder (a place well known for sluts) and attempting to smear all white women with it. All the white women I know are in relationships, not riding the "cock carousal" and I'm from a large city with two universities.

Great Books For Men (GBFM) at Cheateu Heartiste / Roissy in DC was better.

She is not an engineer. She "helps build" something. Different from actually building something. The janitor at NASA also helps space exploration...

/twg/ Traditional Women General
This thread is for appreciation of traditional women:

Honestly I wish I would of hopped on this train. I fell for the pure girl meme, got with a virgin been with her since. Don't get me wrong I love her. But it's in a mans nature kinda wish I'd of fucked around a couple years

I am in the same boat user.
But you know what... enjoy the ride while watching all this rotten woman crash and burn. Life is way more then sex with a roastie... not having to deal with the roastie problem is already a victory

Good thread. No love or attention to roasties.

nice stuff bro

Noice user. You earned this (You)

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>This thread is for appreciation of traditional women:
All five of them?

>Which means I know how to ride a dick but I'm still not sure how taxes work.

And there's the mental illness.

holy shit ofcourse :O !!!!!

>w-why aren't there any good men left!?

Thanks Pole-bro

>Her choice
women don't know what they want, why SHOULd they choose?

>i build software
and i'm the fucking analyst tearing apart the explosive shit mess these shitters created out of my design and requirements stuffing my fist deep up their asses.

FUCK

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