Adventures, fun, and cuddles too!
These are things I like to do
I need to find a man you see
and hookups they are not for me
But though I want a relationship
I don't want marriage, not just yet
I have no need for modesty
I want to use my youthful glee!
I don't want to be home, and children rear
I'd rather have a good career
Go to college, explore, have sex, beguile
(And hope I don't end up with child)
I get a lot of likes and mentions
A paragon of male attention
Not 'cause I'm easy, my photos have class!
Like this one licking my friend's ass.
But though I've whored and slept around
I'm sure a good man can be found
who will provide and cook for me
despite my lack of femininity
And if he doesn't? Well I'll divorce!
I'll steal his livelihood in court
I am a queen, worthy of throne
I will not wrinkle and die alone
I'm sure I won't. I'm 25!
I don't need marriage. I'm alive!
But year by year suitors decrease
My friends are married, why not me?
I kind of want that house and home
My job is a dead end, and I'm alone
To dating apps! A man I'll find!
Its everybody's fault but mine
In desperation I sleep around
but there is no man to be found
I am a queen, I will not settle
I'll find a man that's worth his mettle
I party weekends. Fun and flirty.
Even though I am past 30
On the outside I smile, but my eggs are dry
And every single night I cry
Young girls be pure, don't be like me
Embrace your femininity!
I'm broken, bitter, withered too.
But you won't listen, yes its true
'Cause you are me, and I am you.