ITT: Couples who have bed-breaking sex

Post em

Me and OP's mum

OP BTFO

this is why we can't have nice things

Shouldn't you be at work? You can't be late every day just to shitpost, dad.

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:^)

This is dumb as fuck, i rather they kill him rather than muh dragon transformation bullshit

OH SHIT

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Best post

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DAMN

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Roasted

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>Naruto
>shipping
why is this allowed?

How does a normal human girl fuck a dragon without bleeding to death?

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This.

The same way a regular man fucks a fairy sized girl.

Their body sizes are so different that their sex wouldn't be much different for Gamagoori than just humping air. Definitely bed-breaking though.

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How big is Gamagoori, anyway?

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Al & ''anyone'' from FMA

Pretty sure they have earbreaking sex

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Basically as big as the plot required him to be, he changed sizes very often in the anime. Perhaps there is an official height and weight somewhere, I don't know.

Goku and chichi

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STOOOOOOOOOOP

Because it's only thing worth caring about after the end of Part I.

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No

Not even a couple.

OPs mom don't need sex to break beds

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GOOSH GOOSH

SUPA

HOT

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE

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Pray for OP.

>Implying I'm your dad

I just like to pretend that I have a dad. It's not like I have a mum either anymore.

Are we being raided?

Oh.

24/7 the last couple of years.

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Sorry OP

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How does it feel being an orphan?

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Please do not lewd Senketsu

yeah i wish it wasn't too

They never fucked. Doing so would go against regulations.

>They never fucked
They're a couple. It's been confirmed. They just can't get married.

OOOOOORPHAAAAAAAANS NAMIDAAAAA

I can't comply with that request

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Was waiting for these two.

UNITED STATES OF SMASH

Why does the chick looks like a retarded 12 years old boy?

Who skimps out on a quality bed? You're gonna be on it a 3rd of your life it better be comfy and sturdy as hell.

If Izaya won't do it, I will.

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GOOSH GOOSH

>yuri hands

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They can't get married because of regulations, but that doesn't mean they can't fuck.
They most likely do, a lot.

Deku in Ochako

HamsterEatingBanana.jpeg

Damn.

I bet they'll wait till they're wedding night and there will be lots of bed handholding in between.

Pic very much related

That's a funny way of drawing Ichigo. Why does he have long red hair?

KEK

This picture makes me lose my shit every time.

I'll be your dad user.

When are you guys going to accept that you lost?

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This is like saying Akko and Diana had sex at one point.

It never happened.

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Nope.

Aside of not being canon, they are mot a couple either.

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>mot
no you're confused I'm saying they boned not that theyre applesauce easy mistake