/ptg/ President Trump General - EMERGENCY BURGERS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Trump "listen you motherfuckers"
youtu.be/wN7KHWdyrbI
>TreasSec Wilbur on Fox 3/4/18
youtu.be/yMAcJ7wi3Zs
>Mooch on F&F 3/4/18
youtu.be/e2QJ3wfl1HU
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in DC 3/3/18
youtu.be/x1egntwjNAo
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WPalm Beach FL 3/3/18
youtu.be/KX7e2bs03yA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @Palm Beach FL 3/2/18
youtu.be/nayQVJd6yO4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/others @Billy Graham Funeral 3/2/18
youtu.be/v__i0oDbtb4
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC for NC 3/2/18
youtu.be/qrsjxnpkDj0
>Full Billy Graham Funeral Service 3/2/18
c-span.org/video/?441940-1/
>VP Pence @America 1st event in Detroit MI 3/2/18
youtu.be/b3jL7l91dCQ (audio only)
>TreasSec Wilbur on Dobbs 3/2/18
youtu.be/4WROUGiAgn8
>TreasSec Wilbur on CNBC 3/2/18
youtu.be/YrVADC083xk
>AF1 + AF2 departing for NC 3/2/18
youtu.be/WYqEBW5Dzg4
>Marlon Bundo Hygiene 3/2/18
youtu.be/Rgk0WBpiQWI
>BOTUS cant wait to read 3/1/18
youtu.be/w66AMGciLkU
>Marlon Bundo reads his book to fren 2/28/18
youtu.be/w1osOjW_INc
>This Week @State 3/2/18
youtu.be/kmfwE9aPMCQ
>WH Opioids Videos 3/2/18:
youtu.be/so5BNX2e1CA (US Gen Surg Adams)
youtu.be/LYcQ6mF1dZc (Eric Bolling)
youtu.be/2MP2TIqbdV0 (Fire Chief Goonan)
>Pres Trump announces tariffs 3/1/18
c-span.org/video/?441953-1/

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Everyone ITT is a filthy illegal and has to go back (except me, Im not illegal)

One off, only bake late night

When will they learn?

States I would never consider living in

Thank you juden

>experiencing delusions?
Check.

>exhibiting paranoia?
Check.

>I.Q. below 90?
Check.

Well doctor the results are in — the symptoms indicate that the patient is a trump supporter!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be back

You know what? Your pretty fucking upset my friend and I think your posting has given me just enough insight into what the fuck your problem is. You see, ever since your mother left, your daddy's been raising you in every regard to be his fucktoy sissy daughter. He works hard to pay for your hormones, makeup, and clothes, you show your appreciation by dragging him to bed as soon as he enters the door.You just love the taste of your daddy's sweaty cock after a day of eagerly waiting for him to come home. The wait is excruciating; yo're horny all day, and your transition is at the point that you can't even cum without his thick rod rubbing against your aching prostate. Often you spend the entire evening licking his gorgeous shaft and drinking his sweet precum. Once he eventually wills it, you sheepishly let go of him and stick your rounded ass out for him to ravage as he pleases. He pounds you into the sheets all night long, his massive member milking your little balls dry as you cry out and orgasm for the fifth time that night.Judging by how closely related you two are, it's almost surprising how his cock is so much bigger than yous! Guess that just goes to show that you were meant to be his daughter all along!

Why the alleged airplanes do not exist with the aviation bureau's own records.

Evidence that Flights AA 11 and AA 77
Did Not Exist on September 11, 2001

>>>>

Weinsteins Buy Michael Moore’s Surprise Trump Documentary ‘Fahrenheit 11/9’

Bob and Harvey Weinstein personally bought the rights to the film, named after the day Trump was declared President.

indiewire.com/2017/05/weinstein-michael-moore-trump-documentary-fahrenheit-119-donald-trump-cannes-1201818017/


Whatever could it mean?


>>>
Donald Trump said that from his office he witnessed a jetliner crashing into the World Trade Center on the morning of September 11, 2001.

He spoke to WWOR/UPN 9 News via phone to describe what he saw.
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Did anyone actually buy those? I wouldn't trust meat from Korea.

>calls himself a madman
>praises Chinese dictatorships
>pretends he's going to give the left something and then doesn't for the hundredth time
I'm PEACH

He's right guys. Lets all stop supporting Flumpf.

Full Gridiron Dinner transcript
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I think it was even better than the Al Smith Dinner. Shame it wasn't recorded.

>INCOMING BLUE WAVE-

Anyone got a link to a compilation of election highlights? I'm feeling nostalgic.

>If only

Belusconi and 5 Star potentially have enough to form a government.

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I think the Al Smith dinner made them all a little nervous about inviting Trump into their den and livestreaming the slaughter.

Italians must have sent their best here, because the ones who are left in the homeland just cucked out hard.

>Just bomb it

>Belusconi and 5 Star potentially have enough to form a government.
What will it be like?

I'll take over from here

THIS IS IT GUYS. TEXAS WILL FINALLY TURN BLUE

I wish he would. It would be hilarious.

Please Schiff, run in 2020 so T u c c can interview you more often.
Dude was batshit insane the last time he went on his show.

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Sounds like what an illegal would say

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Brainlet here, who are our guys in the Italian election? Are the Five Stars populists actual populists or (((populists)))?

>more russians voted for hilldawg than any other ancestry group
really cooks my cashews

>America has a proud history of Treasury secretaries who sponsor the arts. Alexander Hamilton gave us so much. Andrew Mellon famously gave us the National Gallerytremendous gift. Steve has given us the blockbuster movie Lego Batman. ... See, now that one I didnt think was funny at all. ...
Steve BTFO!
>I probably could have found a way to get the Democrats to stand and clap. ... They didnt. They were like frozen. I said black unemployment is at the lowest point in history. No emotion. They sat other than Manchin. He stood up. Thank you, Joe. Hes still paying the price for that. I said Hispanic unemployment is at the lowest level in history, record. There was no emotion. But I decided I wasnt going to change anything. I wasnt going to get them to stand. I didnt know how. ... I was not going to include a salute to Fidel Castro. They would have stood up. They would have cheered. ...

this schizo trying to run for President has meme potential

Racemixing, not even once

snooze with me (from a distance)

"Little you can do about planes crashing into a building," he says... Low-rise ramp roof. Curb that fucker off of there.

100% hooknoses

that's right
its over for droopf
give it up

Remember Portuguese concentrates at Boston. New Jersey and Cali and that at home the current majority coalition is made of
> Socialist Party (neolib)
> Left Block (unironically marxists)
> Communist Party (unironically sickle and hammer red flagged party)

He wouldn't stand a chance against Trump. He's touting an investigation that is false from the bottom up. Even of the investigation was still going on that would look that much worse.

Don't tease me like this baby

Awoovement!

KEK

Five stars are Italian equivalent to Merkel's Party

>But we had, Drain The Swamp, we had, Lock Her Up, we had, Build The Wall. Build the wall! Nancy Pelosi has been trying to come up with a line thats equal. And her line that she announced last week is, Mow The Grass! It doesnt work. ..

>Mow the frickin grass. ... Thats going to stop MS-13. ... Mow that frickin grass! ... Man, shes crazy, but shes a fine woman. She is. I actually like Nancy Pelosi. Can you believe that? Her and Maxine Waters. How about that one? Maxine Waters, He must be impeached! Thats all she knows how to say, He must be impeached! Impeached! ... But hes done nothing wrong. Doesnt matter, they say. What has he done wrong? I dont know! You got to be impeached! And then I say ... I get in trouble for this, She has to immediately, take an IQ test. And people go crazy. They went crazy/ But Maxine and Nancy and these people, theres a lot of hatred. Theres so much hatred we have to stop Mike. We have to stop the hatred.

MAGA

This one looks like Lenny Kravitz

LOL
SURE

I know the diaspora voted to join EU. Also, there's no good immigrants. There's only the degree to which they're shit.

Someone post the Punished Trump. 9/11 is personal to President Trump and the jews are mocking his real pain

Former PM Silvio Berlusconi pledged to deport 600,000 illegal immigrants from Italy, a “social bomb ready to explode”. Abdul Rahman, 27, from Gambia, said if the right wins, “it is going to be a disaster for us. We came here for a new start. If they win it’s the begin of the end.’’

The campaign has been marked by episodes of racism and political violence unseen in Italy since the 1970s, including the shooting of six migrants, an act described by the nationalist perpetrator as revenge for the murder of an Italian woman, allegedly by a migrant.

“I’ve just got my refugee status, and now I’m afraid to lose it,” said Mohammed, 24, from Egypt. Mamaodu, 20, from Senegal, added: “What do I expect from the elections if the right wins? I have my suitcase ready at home.”

whoa

slavs, Irish, and Italians suddenly count as white

why do lefty shills get so butthurt about kek and, correspondingly, the god emperor memes? do you think they recognize deep down there's some truth to them? if they truly didn't believe in kek, why would they care about a bunch of people larping online, worshiping a 2000 year old Egyptian God? it just seems to wind them more than anything else.

Some of my family is Portuguese and voted for Trump, the rest where moderates who didn't vote or voted for Hillary because they think Socialism works. Now its just, "T-trump is mean!" and I argue to them that he loves to bully bullies who absolutely deserve it.

somebody jail that bigot

he is truely a national treasure. Are any of his movies any good? I am on break and could use something to watch

Jews obsess/compulsively repeat sexual and body part words and ideas when nervous.

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SHADILAY

canned hamburgers are like $5/can. why cant mcdonalds just fucking can their mcdoubles and sell it

>WA, OR, WI, FL, NH
Why?

Before anyone starts smart-ass shillposting, that is how patriotic Americans all indicated to The Flag pre-WWII.

because they are godless blind pricks who can't into chaos magick

Straight Talk.
enjoy

dangerous words

Videodrome is woke af and he plays the coolest vampire slayer ever in Vampires

They're Euroskeptics, anti-ME intervention, pro-direct democracy, alter-globalist, anti-capitalists

so idk

I didn't even know that was Pacino until I looked it up

I know.
His presence on the debate stage with the 500 other Democrats running for the party nomination would surely be a clusterfuck and the memes created will indeed be very dank.

Berlusconi's centre right coalition could yet win tonight. But exit polls also indicate a good night for the populists. If they are right, it means about 50% of Italians voted anti-establishment or far right populist.

I have a feeling the European Union are going to have a bad night.

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disqusting

The right-wing coalition did pretty well, just not good enough to have a majority it seems.

I haven't been keeping up, is that the literal fascist?

Here's what will happen tomorrow, to clear up any lingering confusion and so you're not disappointed.
2 possibilities:

most likely
>some DACA recipients' status expires
>DHS(?) grants renewals
what you'll see:
>in the media: "TRUMP BTFO"
>on Sup Forums: Spencerpedes, Assadomites, Sup Forumspedes, leftypol, etc. - "Trump betrayed us, he cucked!"

OR

small chance
>some DACA recipients' status expires
>DHS blanket denies renewals, or denies an "unusual" amount (even though the court order allows for denials)
what you'll see:
>in the media: "CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS, TRUMP DEFIES COURTS", non-fringe Dems calling for impeachment, possibly RINOs also
>on Sup Forums: possible glow in the darks

God speed, Berlusconi, he may be a mob boss but he is /ourboss/. Here is an assortments of Berlusconi pearls, truly Trump before Trump even entered politics. Trump controversies don't hold a candle to Berlusconi

Berlusconi on Obama
> Of Barack Obama, upon his election as US president in November 2008, he said: "[Mr Obama is] young, handsome and suntanned."
> His response to the wave of criticism following the remark: ''God save us from imbeciles... How can you take such a great compliment negatively?"

> Schulz
> To German MEP Martin Schulz, at start of Italy's EU presidency in July 2003: "I know that in Italy there is a man producing a film on Nazi concentration camps - I shall put you forward for the role of Kapo (guard chosen from among the prisoners) - you would be perfect."

About the left
> The Left loves the poor so much it creates more of them every time it gets into power.

About Mussolini
> Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent dissenters abroad for vacation.

About Merkel
> I believe that all my problems with Angela Merkel started when it was reported that I had called her “an unfuckable lard arse
(to which he denies but I don't know)

David Cameron to his wife, about Berlusconi
> Samantha I’ve got to go off to Italy – dinner with Berlusconi. Don’t worry I’ll get so-and-so to pull me out of the jacuzzi before the whores turn up

>thank you, Joe

/ptg/ knows. Only faggots and shills don't

Thanks to American education nobody knows what a Roman salute is but everybody can identify a Nazi salute
Really makes me think

>I have my suitcase ready at home

They refuse to read the explanations given and insist there must be some sinister hidden meaning. Pic related.

Sounds fine to me

anyone wanna give me a quick run down on Italian political parties (at least the ones that matter)?

>unfuckable lard arse

Shit boys. I’m running the numbers and it looks like the dems will control 62% of Congress by 2020.

Should we be getting concerned about this by now?

this?

Is this good?

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Things to remember about the Italian election:
1. Exit polls aren’t totally reliable
2. Seats are allocated by proportional representation AND first-past-the-post.
3. So percentages don’t necessarily translate into number of seats.
4. Results can differ between the two houses
Italy’s national public broadcaster, Rai, has roughly comparable numbers in its first exit poll:

M5S 29%-32%

Forza Italia 13-16%

Lega 13-16%

PD 20.5-23.5%

Interesting night.

Hand to God when Merkel dies I will personally re-carve her gravestone to say that.

>No to NH, VT, ME
>yes to NY
what the fuck is this shit

In German or English?

Sup Forums has no boundaries

>I have my suitcase ready at home

Ready to blow in retaliation?

Why not both?

White for real? Or merchant in disguise?

They'll expire regardless user. The narrative will likely be
> DHS forced by courts to accept renewal applications. Trump BTFO

It's Travel ban 2.0, they're banking on those injunctions to gain time for some "dreamers" to slip by

Dems have the motivation but Republicans seem to have turnout equivalent to 2014, which would be a good sign.