I enjoy human activities and share the goals of other human beings

I hope that together we can make the world a safer and happier place for humanoids such as you and me.

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>greetings fellow human entity!
>I am a human with human emotions and goals that align with yours
>I would be happy to set up institutions in your country to further human interests

I also listen to Earth music

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>I have several policies in mind to protect your safety
>I only care about your safety, dear humans
>thank you for entrusting me with your safety

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>it is with deepest gratitude that I take part in the governance of this great nation of human beings
>as a long-time human being, this opportunity fills me with an emotion akin to what you would call pleasure or happiness
>you can rest assured that I will promote policies that will provide for the needs of the human beings of this valuable nation

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Not funny at all

>I understand the fundamental attributes of human beauty
>I hope you can appreciate how human I am, just observe how closely I mimic the attributes of human females that you find attractive and beautiful
>it is my pleasure as a beautiful human female to keep you up to date on human affairs in this nation of human beings
>for I too am a human, a very beautiful human that exhibits traits that are pleasurable for humans to visually behold

Ban me you fucking faggot.

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>Perambulating.jpg

>*gesticulates in a human fashion*
>as you can see I am a human being like you
>I would enjoy being put in charge of the human affairs of this nation of humans
>for I too am a human

shut up Mark

>allow me to bare my teeth in a human fashion to communicate you emotions with you
>as you can see, I am very happy to be granted the chance to govern this nation of human beings
>together we will accomplish goals that benefit the human beings in this nation
>for I too am a human

who else /human/ here?

>allow me to be of service, human allies
>it is with warm human emotions that I set sights on the governance of our nation
>as a long-time human being, I have insider understanding of what human beings require to be properly governed

>as a human, I have long contemplated how to best govern humans and our affairs
>it is for this reason that I hope you are comfortable with me governing you
>I am very happy to govern you, fellow humans
>this is very important to me, and our safety

>let us discuss human policies and how to keep humans safe
>human safety is my top priority
>for I am a human just like you

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>I used to be human too
>I-I mean I still am human
>n-nobody look at the inside of my jacket.
>FUUUUUUUCK they know oh godoh god ohshit oh no no no no no.
>actually mutters "ohhh no" under his breath multiple times
>*sweats profusely*

youtube.com/watch?v=nXrKKwHmPz4

human music

>shut it down

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>my skin emits water when my body is warm
>this is a human phenomenon and proves that I am a human being

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>I can't go back and change the past
>The time machine would make my mission on this planet much easier
>Fucking Kyrafkei-aniki always gets the best shit
>Sorry, my translation modulators are acting up
>Fucking 4th gen neural-transmogrifying trash
>I always get the shit end of the stick
>At least the plan is going ok
>I still only have 1,000 VRslaves though

Legs dont bend like that!!! What the fuck!!!

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WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

Time to get breeding lads.

wtf are you talking about
see

I dont know man...I get the impression that wasnt supposed to happen like that. Probably just me.

They Live

Zuck is gay.