So someone posted a "I'm a Mormon, AMA" thread. I posted links to hidden camera recordings of Mormon temple ceremonies and their supersecret password phrase. Thread immediately locked. Really jogs the noggin'...
>alphabet soup recruits heavily from BYU
Mormon secrets gets thread 404'd
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Bump for you op. Not really relevant to my interests, but I admit that I'm intrigued.
SO SPILL.. WHAT'S THE SECRET PASSWORD?
ALSO MORMONISM IS A FAKE CULT AND NOT TO ANY DEGREE AT ALL CHRISTIAN.
I live right by BYU
Why do you need magic underwear?
google for mormon signs and token names. i don't want to type it out again because it's long.
the thread is archived in full tho
that ID tho
Stops bullets fampai
There was a "proof that jews worship satan" thread that was immediately removed as soon as any legitimate information was posted. not even Sup Forums is safe from censorship, it's time to go elsewhere it seems now
what was the info
info me
bump
Harry Reid is a Mormon and runs a VIP prostitution ring in Vegas. You let him know what you would like to fuck and he will provide.
Look up the planet God apparently lives on all by himself. Shit writes itself.
Always heard it was founded and kept by witches and Satanists . Nice people tho but smug af.
>Thread immediately locked
I regret doing this for such blatant reddit morons.
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William Schnoeblin is a blessing
O KEK HEAR THE WORDS OF MY MOUTH.
O KEK HEAR THE WORDS OF MY MOUTH.
Mentally ill bunch
All mormon rituals are copies of masonic rituals. Could you send the link?
>Veil worker: What is that?'
> patron: 'The first token of the Aaronic Priesthood.'
>Veil worker: 'Has it a name?'
>patron: 'It has.'
>Veil worker: 'Will you give it to me?'
>patron: 'I can not, for it is connected with my new name, but this is the sign.'
etc etc
>this is what happens at the veil and tells you all the passwords. The only thing you cant see is the handshakes grips (which is easy enough to google)
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The veil simulates crossing into the celestial kingdom, provided you give the right passwords. So if the mormon (joe smith chad cult) was real (its not) you could still get into heaven by getting the passwords off the internet
>Die go to celestial kingdom
>Elohim (god) will say who are you?
>Me: I wanted to visit Kolob(god's planet)
>Hang on arent you that fuckwit who i had to suffer watching fap to a chinese cartoonboard's waifu.
>Me: Yes thats me,
> Well how did you get in here I have passwords damn it..
>I found your passwords Sup Forums..
>can i be a god now and rule my own planet.
>praise kek...
Literalists like yourself don't go to the Celestial Kingdom. they're doomed to shitpost on "is this redpilled" threads for all eternity.
Shadilay
All mormon temple rituals are on reddit, youtube, etc. It's not hard to find them.
The question is, why do you even care?
They are just stolen from masonic temple ceremonies.
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Dont worry if it was real, I'd find a way in. Pity that when we die we just turn to worm food though.
>Pity that when we die we just turn to worm food though.
how is that a pity? do you want to exist in your current body forever?
>doomed to shitpost on "is this redpilled" threads for all eternity
kek
MAKE MY FUCKING KEBAB
Do it, and save it.