>Taki: Black or mixed race, bisexual >Mitsuha: 1/64th native american or alternatively Mexican because MI ABUELITA >The meteor: Hurricanes, allusion to Katrina >Musubi/Japanese Shintoism: Native American peace pipe smoking bullshit. If Mexican Mitsuha then it's some Dia de Muertos bullshit >Locations: San Francisco or New York for Taki, indian reservation for Mitsuha, sake swapping at the crater becomes pipe smoking at the indian burial grounds. >RADWIMPS/Zenzenzense: Don't stop believing or Taylor Swift >Themes: Pro-transgender/feminism bullshit shoehorned in during the bodyswap montage >Secondary characters: Shaved head guy and the radio club girl who get together in the epilogue are gonna be an interracial nigger/white chick obviously
>Tyrone the city black from Detroit "Ah jis' wanna be sumwhere there ain't no cops, yo" >Michelle the backwoods feminist tumblrina from somewhere around Yellowstone who grows weed in her backyard to be edgy "I wish I didn't live here where everyone's backwards and non-progressive. Please, non-existant God, make me a transgendered city femme in my next life!" >They swap bodies "Michelle! Get up! It's time for church!" "Aww shit yeah, ma, wassup?" "Michelle, stop talking like a nigger and get down here!" "Whoa, a real African-American? Don't worry, sir, I promise to fight for your rights always!" "Yo, nigga, Tyrone's actin' kinda faggy lately." "Um, I'm all for your rights and all, but... 'faggy' is kind of problematic speech." >Along the way, Tyrone learns how hard it is to be a woman, and Michelle gets to experience firsthand the racism that Tyrone's gang faces, making her realize she was right all along >Ultimately, Michelle asks Tyrone to come over as her boyfriend so she can stick it to her parents >He manages to sell enough coke to get the plane ticket to Colorado, only to realize that Michelle lived on the Yellowstone caldera that erupted three years ago >Buys the dankest weed he can find to deal with the emotional impact of not being able to touch boobs whenever he wants >Little does he know it's weed that Michelle grew three years ago and sold before the house got exploded >Goes on the biggest fucking trip of all time, ends back up in Michelle's body and manages to evacuate the area >Or, at least, almost the whole area. Michelle's bigoted parents, who don't believe in the scientists saying that the whole area's going to blow up, adamantly refuse to leave >Meanwhile Michelle wakes up in Colorado herself, sees the weed, and makers some edibles, transporting her in Tyrone's body back to the past >They're there for just long enough for her to reassure him that it's ok for leaving her parents behind, and to share a kiss as Yellowstone blows up >fin
Kayden Miller
subbed
Grayson Gray
Epic OP, simply epic...
Brandon Jenkins
WHAT IF MITSUHA WAS FAT
Connor Foster
>once every 300 years >a comet passes by the Earth >and with it causes a strange and fantastical phenomena >THIS SUMMER >*Katey Perry song starts playing* >"ay yo man, I had the--" >"like, craziest, like, dream, like--" >together: "I thought I was in a girl's/boy's body!" >male's friend: "nigga, fuck outta here." >girl's friend: "like, oh my gawd. and did you look at the... you know..." *giggles* >"like, eww, no. duh." >from the director of Spy and... >Ghostbust-- I mean, the Golden Globe nominated film: Bridesmaids >comes this EPIC love story about two people from different backgrounds and how they travel through space time and discover... they've switched bodies >starring Kevin Hart as Jamaal Williams Lafointe >and Scarlett Johansson as Katie Goldberg Adelstein Berckowitz >*intense Hans Zimmer music* >YOUR NAME >in theatres Christmas of 2018 >available in 3D, Real 3D, IMAX, IMAX 3D, IMAX HFR >*body switching scene* >*little brother opens door* >*sees older sister fondling her tits* >OY VEY! >this is a movie you wouldn't want to miss
Cameron Harris
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Dylan Anderson
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Anthony Sanchez
>Tommy, an African American official working for the fascist gov of futuristic America. Even thought he's very talented, but he still looked down upon by the whity oppressors. He started losing his trust and vision for his own country. >Then one day he suddenly wake up as a mustim girl, Mubina and forced to escape from the fascist police. Turned out she was a member of a resistant group. full of feminists, commie lovers, gender fluids people.. you name it. >Follow our characters as they join force to bring down the evil government with a sense of romance, while they discover the truth behind their body swapping, a machine controlled by the America's president himself?????
Bentley Sanchez
>they don't change the names >Pronounce them mih-tsoo-ha and tay-kaye
Daniel Harris
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Landon Perry
Oh i am laffin
Wyatt Campbell
Isnt this movie about a deaf girl who was bullied to the point of actual irrepareable damage, and the main bully who was so stricken with guilt that he ended almost dying?
What the fuck are the studios thinking?
Jordan Rivera
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Isaac Evans
wrong movie senpai
Hudson Thompson
haha black people or NIGGERS as I like to call them haha god tier thread
Noah Lopez
this desu
Zachary Bennett
Given all the pushback that happened with GitS I would be surprised if both Taki and Mitsuha were cast non-Asian. I think at least one of them will be an asian actor.
Tyler Richardson
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Lincoln Lee
Someone add it to the list
Brayden Gonzalez
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Brody Sullivan
Why couldn't Mel Gibson have directed this? It would have been a story about two anglo-saxon heterosexual Christians who though separated by geography is united by their belief in God. In the end Mitsuha is resurrected by God and they live in happiness until their dying day when they are at last lifted into Paradise to be with each other for all eternity.
>Mel Gibson directs it >it's set and shot in actual Japan with people speaking actual Japanese >huge focus on the oppressive work culture >lots of train molestings >Mel Gibson himself plays the meteor
Angel Clark
>Yellowstone caldera that erupted three years ago Brilliant!
William Hall
I can totally see that happening holy shit
Aaron Thompson
Because (((a certain group of people))) don't want to.
Evan Sanders
>Male MC played by an ugly, un-charismatic jew >Female MC played by Care Delevigne >Lens flares all over the place >"I have to save Mitsuha (Michelle) otherwise I won't have a prom date"
Sebastian Gray
for real tho >they are college age >taki is a country jock who looks good with his shirt off >mitsuha is quirky liberal arts major
Josiah Parker
I came to this site to get away from this normie bullshit and you just bring it here?
Kevin Phillips
>oh no black people
Lincoln Clark
What the actual fuck is this thread? Get this shit off Sup Forums.
Daniel Adams
Nice.
Carter Johnson
>>Male MC played by an ugly, un-charismatic jew >>Female MC played by Care Delevigne
Thomas Roberts
AND THE PROM IS TOMORROW!!!
Grayson Ramirez
Not anime.
Connor Perez
A CIA agent falls in love with Bane.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the big guy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he engages in banter with the masked terrorist and asks what happens if he takes off his mask, he says it would be very painful. The CIA agent says he's a big guy, then the big guy answers, "FOR YOU."
Confused by these turn of events, the CIA agent investigates and finds out that the man he called is not the same man he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the big guy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.
David Smith
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Hudson Brown
go back to Sup Forums
Nathaniel Garcia
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Hunter Hughes
>the gorgeous wide frame shot of the crater with the grave mound becomes an unchecked field of marijuana, glistening in the morning dew, encircling a blown out remains of Michelle's old weed shack amazing
Thomas Wood
Change the meteor to North Korean missles.
Ryan Edwards
>Taki is a modern day skinhead who voted Drumpf >He's unironically a Nazi but secretly identifies as a women and tries to hide this with racism and toxic maculinity >Mitsuha is a Jew in WW2 who tries to hide from those evil Germans >she prays to YHWH to become an aryan male in a peaceful time >she convinces all of his friends that racism is bad and shows that being more feminine is a good thing >he notices how bad the Jews have it and how horrific the Holocaust is >Mitsuha dies in Ausschwitz after getting caught by the Nazis >Taki get's on the right track, becomes a transgender Feminist and helps Bernie becoming president 2020
Christopher Wright
>not NATURE of chrashing this PLAIN
Robert Jenkins
There is supposed to be a threat, user.
Noah Powell
Make it simple and shallow in order to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Ensure that it is as multiculturally bland as possible so that absolutely no one is offended.
Liam Stewart
This is what will happen. Dumb teenagers, dumb plot, setting is LA, everybody lives happily ever after.
Nathan Ross
I say we change the plot just a tiny bit to allow a bit more drama. Here's what I suggest making it, so it retains structure, yet has a modern Western spin:
"A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE."
Michael Hall
>This summer >Christmas 2018 It gets delayed before the fucking reveal trailer ends
Tyler Wright
10/10
Carson Perry
Loving this thread so far.
Evan Perez
Loving this thread so far. I wonder if ((they)) do, as well.
Liam Gomez
its perfect
Isaac Morris
>j-j-abrams-your-name-remake No! NO!
Hunter Richardson
Imagine what it would feel like to manhandle her enormous body
Dominic Howard
Shinkai in damage control mode. I'm disappoint. My only hope is that he's jewing the Hollyjews to fund his next project, but I may end up having to pretend that the world has ended on September 26th.
Carter Edwards
>Please, non-existant God >Along the way, Tyrone learns how hard it is to be a woman, >and Michelle gets to experience firsthand the racism that Tyrone's gang faces, making her realize she was right all along >making her realize she was right all along
Kevin Rogers
We don't. SHUT IT DOWN!
Landon Brooks
You missed the last update.
Lincoln Clark
5/10 not enough lens flares. It's JJ Abrams we're talking about
Levi Sullivan
I swear if the academies give this a nomination or even the Oscar I'll be royally pissed
And I bet they will too, because they feel "guilty" over snubbing it
Logan Robinson
Neo Yokio was actually great though
John Martin
that one will get a remake too, it's already oscarbait to begin with
Robert Roberts
>Shinkai in damage control mode Guess he doesn't have the last word about it, so in this kind of stuff is better to be polite.
Asher Allen
Tittle must be changed to "Your Nombre"
Joshua Gutierrez
>credits roll des pa cito
Christian Phillips
>post yfw Your Name becomes the first successful live action anime adaptation the asshurt on Sup Forums would be fucking amazing
Cooper Wright
tfw only good thing about that movie would be ed sheeran (just considering the music production and his voice, but not lyrics, message and videoclips)
Gavin Rogers
"Gender is a spectrum, not binary" What did this tranny mean with this?
Asher Rodriguez
You are already 3 years late.
Lincoln Collins
I was hoping he would double down on his "don't watch this shit" message ｔｂｈ, but this time making sure he comes off serious rather than excessively humble. If he was not involved in the project then he should have been even more free to do so.
Matthew Peterson
>becomes the first successful live action anime adaptation lurk for two more years before posting
Jack Nguyen
>tfw JJ sneaks in a reference to keit
Charles Moore
>and I was surprised
What does he mean like he didn't know about the deal until it was announced?
Evan Carter
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Robert Baker
He doesn't control the IP, so it's not unlikely he wasn't even consulted before they closed the deal.
Adrian Brown
that episode has the gall to pretend it’s about MC being sexist to women and patronizingly tells the viewer that gender is a spectrum, not a binary. Honestly, fuck you Neo Yokio.
Carter Hill
>If he was not involved in the project then he should have been even more free to do so You must be really naive if you think that anyone related to Japanese business is free.
Jordan Jackson
Bing translate is pretty shitty, jewgle makes it slightly more intelligible:
>Drink home after meeting and go home. "Your name" that we announced in the morning was surprised by the enormous amount of replies to Hollywood live action. Some people feel that "Someone in the distance has taken away what you cherish". I am happy with the works that I think so. I am thrilled to expand the possibility of unknown as myself.
Josiah Walker
I said successful not trash
Elijah Hernandez
>Along the way, Tyrone learns how hard it is to be a woman, and Michelle gets to experience firsthand the racism that Tyrone's gang faces, making her realize she was right all along
Jace Brooks
it stars white people
sjws go on rant about le white washing
movie sucks regardless
sjws feel verified
next anime is announced for inevitable shit live action film
Andrew Martin
>91% on rotton tomatoes >box office 370m vs 180m budget >pretending to be retarded
Nathaniel Wood
>stop liking things I don't like
Gavin Myers
Just projecting my wishful thinking about what I wish would happen. I'm still swinging between seething with rage and being stupid depressed after reading the news.
Michael Cox
How about Face/Off
Jose Johnson
screencapped
Nicholas Torres
this parody is so on point it's making me sick to my stomach. >You thought Netflix/Amazon using their unlimited funds to fuck shit up was bad? >You thought Funi injecting politics into their dubs was nonsensical? >You thought a cartoon like Neo Yokio could never be made!? HA, you thought wrong, they'll be coming after Japanese shows at the source very soon.
William Cox
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Blake Anderson
10/10, I'll watch it ironically.
William Thompson
There has to be some assblasted Star Wars or Star Trek fan ready and willing to kill J.J. Abrams.
Ryder Hernandez
Yes, but that kind of fanboy is probably fatter than anyone you'd find here, so the odds of that fanboy being successful are low
James Ross
>assblasted Star Wars fan Since after all these years Lucas is still alive, I'll assume they are all a bunch of pussies.
Owen Sanders
"Rootless cosmopolitans" are unable to understand the underlying themes that make these sort of things successful, it will mimic the FORMS but with completely obliterate the THEMES and without flashy actions scenes it will bomb
Christian Campbell
Reminder that SAO is getting a western live action tv series as well, which actually may be the true death knell as it could really only be improved
