Why does Mitsuha like hedgehogs?

Why does Mitsuha like hedgehogs?

because shes a whore

Ding Ding Ding

slut

but hedgehogs are pure and wholesome

Because she's an autist

Thank god nobody drew that crossover.

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NGE spelled the Hedgehog´s Dilemma out for you, remember?

Motherfuckers don't know that you can easily pet a hedgehog. Spikes don't hurt unless they're pissed

Sanic

She sure wasn't fast enough to outrun that meteor

Wow spoilers much thanks?

always welcome desu

She loves Schopenhauer

Because they are cute and can run fast

Who should play the live-action Mitsuha?

Here's my suggestion (and Taki is played by the guy who played Light in Death Note).

Because she want to be penetrated by tiny needle dicks

Needlemouse is a way better name than Hedgehog, I'll give the japanese that.

Taki played by Idris Elba.

Mitsuha played by Lena Dunham.

>makes $350 million worldwide
>makes $5 million in the United States
>make Hollywood adaptation for U.S. audiences

Why is that guy in everything anime nowadays?

fucking americunts not recognizing animation as a medium

I mean, what are you doing here then?

I will fuck your shit up

While true, I wouldn't be surprised if Funimation wanted some exorbitant amount for the distribution rights.

A-are those noses real?

I've never actually watched this movie.

Watch it.

>tfw no Mitsuha gf

Fuck you

In the J.J. Abrams reboot, the hedgehog will be replaced with sonichu. Screencap this

I finished it about fifteen minutes ago. I regained a semblance of control over my emotions about three minutes ago.

It's fucking awe-inspiring and you should give it a watch the next time you go to watch anime.

>tfw 27
>tfw missed my window
Just hit me with a meteor already

Because everyone likes hedgehogs.

He has a certain set of characteristics.

>it's real
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
FUCKING SHITTY JJ CASHGRAB REBOOT #37, HERE WE GOOOOOOOO