PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Trump "listen you motherfuckers"
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>TreasSec Wilbur on Fox 3/4/18
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>Mooch on F&F 3/4/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in DC 3/3/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WPalm Beach FL 3/3/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @Palm Beach FL 3/2/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/VP/others @Billy Graham Funeral 3/2/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC for NC 3/2/18
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>Full Billy Graham Funeral Service 3/2/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st event in Detroit MI 3/2/18
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>TreasSec Wilbur on Dobbs 3/2/18
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>TreasSec Wilbur on CNBC 3/2/18
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>AF1 + AF2 departing for NC 3/2/18
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>Marlon Bundo Hygiene 3/2/18
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>BOTUS cant wait to read 3/1/18
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>Marlon Bundo reads his book to fren 2/28/18
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>This Week @State 3/2/18
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>WH Opioids Videos 3/2/18:
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>Pres Trump announces tariffs 3/1/18
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FIRST FOR PRESIDENT BANTZ!
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I’m off this train. Play me off, Pedes.
Hey Rhode Island cucks enjoy paying your (((fee))) to access this Chinese cartoon image forum
a...woo?
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Don’t you have to go fuck a goat somewhere muhamad
When can we appoint him our ambassador to the US?
>can't read thetimes.co.uk
It doesn't work. The archival doesn't work.
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President Trump expected to announce six extension of DACA program today.
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I don't care about the fee, but they will put you in a registry if you do pay it
k I'll delete them. I feel too bad to shit post :D
He's getting some banter from Mattis
I wonder if he considers what's happening to the Uighurs and Tibetans to be "genocide".
My god.
He's learning.
It's true, I saw the memo.
H how?
you're literally gook/dirtnigger hybrids
Doesn't daca die today?
Trump will extend it
YOU LIE. I HAVE FOX'S TWITTER ON AND I SEE NOTHING.
NOT
SO
FAST
Yes
It's like they want people learning how to use censorship-avoidance tools. This is not going to work how they expect it will, and no one over the age of 40 should be proposing any bill that deals with the internet.
UP YOUR ASS
And Chang will eat your dog you lying sack of crap.
Wasted.
As far as I have understood, yes it dies today
MAGA
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fuck off, chinese cum bucket.
I believe so.
it ended 8 hours ago user
we're already hard at work
I don't see this on their twitter feed.
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Latest tweet is one concerning the US embassy in Turkey
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Kill the Australians. New Zealand is our new best friend now.
How come we have the pleasure of so many chinks with VPN's today?
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republican primaries are essentially unopposed this year. Why would anyone be excited to vote in those?
so like uh, you can't re apply for DACA lmao, and nobody is talking about it
Because there's so many of them.
>New Zealand is our new best friend now.
no it's not, their new PM is a retarded femnazi.
Only he didn't
DACA has just passed away.
Memorial service May 5th.
You are the Ranting Queen
Dumbass tweets
Over 70
Ranting Queen
Feel the hate from your Twitter feed, oh yeah
You can rant
You can lie
Getting no love from your wife
Ooh, see that girl
Watch how mean
Reading the Ranting Queen
>slight increase from 2016
>reps didn’t show up
Obviously Cruz is going to campaign hard.
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They closed down the government for DACA.
PM as in prime minister or parlament member?
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>Allies can turn, you will see.
President Trump is always right. grow a spine and get out of TPP.
now this is the shitposting I came for, no more market wrecking "MUH STEEL" tweets
You almost gave me a heart attack
>as in prime minister
In that case slay them too.
Okay, just making sure
>big ass blizzard blowing through right now
>wake up extra early like 2 hours ago to take all preemptive preparations to make sure I can get to work and not have my car stuck behind 3 feet of snow
>about time to head to work now
>JUST get a text from my boss that all offices are closed today
Don't make me shoot up the place motherfuckers.
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Time to massacre the chinks again.
Then literally didn't vote on a single bill regarding immigration
We use the term MP (Member of Parliament).
Make this go with Cuban Pete instead
>tfw stayed up all night watching shitty prank phone call videos on youtube and now my face hurts from laughing too much so I go to bed but instead of sleeping I lay down with my phone and come here instead
Tell me a good story to help me sleep /ptg/..
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I wouldn't be too mad. You just made sure you have less work to do after the storm passes
>Time to massacre the chinks again.
why? President Trump align his allies to isolate China from a trade perspective. India, Japan, Taiwan and others want to be buddy with USA.
there really is no need to openly fight the chinks, just drain their life line
Lay down and try to stay awake instead of trying to sleep.
They’re up to their schemes. They’ll use the 9th circuit to keep DACA alive. Despite being an executive order
I don't know if I should be happy or sad the Senate is so bad at its job
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then it goes to SC who will destroy obongos legacy
And then the Chinese will slaughter the Chinese for us.
History Repeats.
>Tariffs on Steel and Aluminum will only come off if new & fair NAFTA agreement is signed.
What did he mean by this?
why is trump such a fucking trash talker. i mean, i fucking love it.
saved. thanks carlos!
On her way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
"Oh well," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"
"Take me in oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender woman, " sighed the snake
She wrapped him up all cozy in a curvature of silk
And then laid him by the fireside with some honey and some milk
Now she hurried home from work that night as soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she'd taking in had been revived
"Take me in, oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender woman, " sighed the snake
Now she clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful," she cried
"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"
Now she stroked his pretty skin and then she kissed and held him tight
But instead of saying thanks, that snake gave her a vicious bite
"Take me in, oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender woman, " sighed the snake
"I saved you," cried that woman
"And you've bit me even, why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
"Take me in, oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender woman, " sighed the snake
is it done kek?
should the quarantine be lifted or should it wait? And how do we do so?
One time there was an user who watched to many prank phone call videos on youtube and then he killed himself. The end.
tarriffs stay in place and nafta is kill to close a loophole
It was a warm mid September morning, President Bush was visiting Florida...
FAIR trade without a big deficit for both parties. otherwise FUCK them.
>Free and Fair trade of memes
You were given all the creative power one could imagine to tell me a good story an instead you give me this shitty advice. Sad!
>mfw internet is down so you're using your phones mobile hotspot, but it only has 10GB and doesn't tell you how much you have left
I'm living on borrowed time lads, hold me
He means that China dumps their steel in Canada and (mostly) Mexico, to then '''import''' from those locations into the US and that the tariffs are a stick against those two countries as well as China.
Dirty fiends.
The only people who will vote for Saccone are rural and suburban retards.
City people will all vote for Lamb.
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Once I had to go in an hour earlier than most of the ppl at my job, it had snowed a bunch, but my 4×4 went right through it. The boss came in an hour later and closed the place and sent us home.
Good day !
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>the Middle East can help with sperm count
It's all so tiresome.
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it's how he got to where he is today, along with him being, like, really smart
If the canucks stop messing around and sign a fair deal on NAFTA and meet Trump's demands, he will give Canada an exemption from the new tariffs.
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So, just why is Brooklyn BBQ taking over the world?
>DACA expire
>All dreamer aren't instantly teleported to where they come from
Amnesty Don
(It isn't)