>be me, burger, 20
>have money from wage-slave job, decide to take vacation, choose Bulgaria because cheap and seaside
>visit a village while I'm there
>100% ethnically homogenous, no shitskins, niggers, chinks, etc.
>young children playing outside in the fresh air and dirt, not a cell phone to be seen
>fruit trees everywhere, can walk down the road and pick pears and apricots from them, delicious non-monsanto'd food
>everyone has a garden, baba preserves food every autumn, people are trading with homemade products instead of money
>a tavern and park in the center of the village where all the villagers gather to discuss whatever and let their kids be kids (no helicopter parents whatsoever)
>entire village has fresh water from a mountain spring nearby
>man brings goats up and down the mountain daily to feed, while also leading two horses; lets me try some of his homemade goat yogurt, delicious
>most of the houses are old, yes, and many are poor but it doesn't even matter because people seem so happy and isolated from the problems of the west
>tfw I'll never grow up in a 100% ethnically homogenous Balkan village eating grapes straight from the vines and helping baba in the garden
Why are Bulgarians so based?
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>felt safer in some "shitty" village then I ever have in any US city ever
These people (Balkan villages) truly have life figured out, I truly don't get why Sup Forums bashes these countries so much
>tfw my life goal is to move to such a country, build a house like (pic related), and live out the rest of my days with a garden, doggo, dual-sport motorcycle, and maybe a qt3.14 (though not sure on that last bit)
Is there even a term for people like me? Weeaboos of the Balkans? Balkanboos? Villageboos?
You haven't had the "privilege" of meeting the resident gypsies, have you? If you had you wouldn't have posted such a positive thread.
Thanks for the kind words though. Here's to hoping that these villages survive the trend of mass migration to the big cities.
balkanization is the future
I did see a few gypsies in Sofia (Cъбeднa пaлaтa), begging for food, one had his rotting leg jutted into the sidewalk for people to trip over basically
I am pretty "white" looking (inb4 mutt), at least I definitely don't look Bulgarian so many gypsies accosted me for money, even so far as following me to a restaurant (the waiter had to shoo her away)
I really do hope Bulgaria can fix its gypsy problem, or for that matter any country with gypsies...
Also I remember one train ride into Sofia, the first thing you see when you get to the city is the gypsy ghettos, quite depressing
Aren't you the guy that made a thread before a couple of days about wanting to live in Bulgaria? Also a reddit thread about Bulgarian 19th century architecture? Anyways, thank you for the kind words. We proudly welcome you to come again if you want to.
Bulgaria is a great place, but only if you have cash. and don't live in Sofia.
t. tatar with burger vpn
Isn't US like that too however? The big cities are fucked, but small villages are still populated by humans.
Don't give up.
The villages like that are probably 5. Everything else is gypsy, turk or both infested.
>have cash
>don't live in Sofia
KEK. I want all of you out.
So many bulgarian posters in this threa yet none are from western bulgaria
The gypsy problem in Eastern Europe and other parts of Europe remains unsolved though.. :/
aз cъм мaкeдoнчe
I am
Haven't made another thread here, but I'm surprised you can recognize me from Reddit, I guess not many want this kind of lifestyle в Бaлкaнитe
Definitely not Sofia, the constant construction alone was enough to anger me when I visited, not to mention living there full-time. Also I heard the air quality is pretty bad in the big cities, something about mining operations, is it true?
кeк
I haven't been able to find an American "village" like the ones I saw in Bulgaria, although if I did I would probably go there instead
I'm just a big fan of the traditional village house aesthetic (all these pics I've been posting) and it's my life goal to build/recreate such a house
diaspora pls go
lmao same here man, I want all of "them" out.
1/3 of us have some ancestors who came from what is currently Macedonia or Northern Greece.
aka ethnic macedonians. unfortunately a lot are in denial due to bulgarian propaganda and societal oppression
TOP KEK. Fuckoff serbshit.
Personally, I've been in love with this house design even since I was little. My grandparents have a home like that in a small selo and I loved visiting them there whenever I could.
Also your Bulgarian is quite cute.
I have ancestors from both serbia and what is now northern greece(aegeans). I think that most people from macedonia are mixed like that, idk about aegeans in bulgaria.
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Also what's with every balkan thread on Sup Forums devolving into racial talk? It's enough to make a burger vomit up his burger.
Mepcи; yчa oт мнoгo, мнoгo гoдини кaтo хoби; cтapaя ce. Bcъщнocт бългapcкия e мнoгo лeceн eзик (ocвeн глaгoлитe) зa мeн, въпpeки чe бългapитe oчaквaт дa e тpyдeн зa чyждeнци
Cлyшaм мнoгo cтapи бг ecтpaдa (pic is my fav); eзикa звyчи дocтa вълшeбeн, чyeк.
It is mostly thanks to the constant wave of people from all around the country bombarding the capital, in hope to make it big. I swear there are more cars parked out on the streets than people. Also everything gets ultra deserted on big holidays because most of the population goes back to their villages.
there are a lot, mostly fled to bulgaria and scs kingdom/yugoslavia during the greek genocide/assimilation in the 20s and during the civil war in the 40s. my grandparents were born in aegean
I like Bulgarian people.
They are super nice to us.
Op, did you meet the village rapist? Jokes aside sounds comfy af
Always wanted to visit Croatia. Would I be ok there, or as soon as you hear Bulgaria you automatically think "pravoslavac=srb"?
My grandparents were born in aegean aswell.
When do we revolt and take a state for ourselves? I'm hungry for battle(must be my serbian side).
youve been on Sup Forums too much. south slavs all love each other even if they have wars and genocide sometimes
There was definitely a village idiot and village drunk (both the same person somehow)
haven't found this table on the english wikipedia. It is sorted by GDP per capita in Euro.
As you can see, Bulgaria is at the very bottom and a shit tier country.
Hehe, yeah. Our Bulgarian teacher always used to joke about the verb being the elephant of Bulgarian grammar. Messing up articles and plural forms still makes you sound a little unnatural but tbqh you sound better than a lot of Bulgarians.
If you befriend Bulgarians they'll teach you the right way to get ripped on steroids and rob ATMs
Truly S-tier Bros who belong in Intermarium
Inact I'm kind od new to it - less than an year.
I have lots of serbian and some bosnian friends, but never really met a croat.
Genuine curiosity of their attitude to us.
Yes, Hans, import more refugees to increase your GDP per capita.
>Also what's with every balkan thread on Sup Forums devolving into racial talk? It's enough to make a burger vomit up his burger.
Balkan niggers love banter, that's all it really is.
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Just makes it cheaper for me I guess
The problem really is understanding Bulgarians, not speaking, God help me when one of these old village dudes starts rambling
Rakiya helped but still it was mostly a lost cause
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Also we've been politically incorrect since before it became a thing. You'd get laughed at hard if yout try acting normie here.
wherever you go they'll tell you pa ti si naš, same when they come here
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The vilage dialects can be sometimes quite different from the standard form that you are probably learning.
Haha, yeah... Some village dialects tend to get quite crazy
What happened? Are we the most corrupt country in the world or the most incompetent?
Looks legit. just needs a quality source. I suggest you just add this at the bottom.
en.wikipedia.org
Who checks sources anyway?
From visiting I feel like the Bulgarian people are just so... broken or something, they seemed to have no hope for their country (maybe like "whites" in the US)
Not to mention the cigarette/drinking problems I saw a lot of, lack of medical care, lots of people living on government welfare
and the gypsies, etc.
Not a good recipe; it's a shame because Bulgaria is so beautiful. I think we can take hope that Bulgaria will have its day again, I will help it along
We are kinda like North Korea, everyone is fucking with us and we can't be left alone.
>living on government welfare
Not possible, unless you are gypsy with 10 kids. Even then "living" on that money is not really possible.
How is everyone fucking with you exactly?
is this a new spam copypasta as that croatia is number 1 country?
Byzantines->Ottomans->Nazis->Commies->EuroNaziCommies
pretty much
>I think we can take hope that Bulgaria will have its day again
We survived for 1000 years, we can survive another 1000
No spam brat. It's true, all of it. My life is dedicated to this cause.
Not who, but how. Also, only EuroNaziCommies, the others are obvious.
why must you wound my heart like this user?
My mother used to window shop real estate in Bulgaria as it was realistically cheap at the time but years later I heard if you buy a property you'll get visited by the local mob and they will demand payment for protection or something, is this true and if it is to what extent does such a thing exist?
The prorussian trolls are not programmed to respond to logical quesions.
They have just primary sets of instrucions what to spam.
Just visit user, the experience is saddening knowing you'll not have had it but it's worth it nonetheless
Also worried about the Mafia, I don't want to be fucked with when I try to build a house for example
I didn't have any problems with police/mafia when I visited but I was told you can give them 20euro to get out of a speeding ticket or something like that
they have these alien satellites that send radio magnetic waves which brainwash the otherwise industrious and honest bulgarian population into being lazy, whiny, always looking for ways to cheat the system, etc.
The """""mafia""""" is an overblown meme by paranoid fucks. Unless you get into drug dealing and prostitution you'd never see them
It's kind of true in smaller towns and Varna.
Not so much in bigger cities. You need to be really big to get their attention in Sofia for example.
Another thing is that whole niches of the market are conviniently regulated to fit only certain "companies" owned by certain people.
>Just visit user
then this feel will never go away. i would rather just pretend it wasnt like you say. it was probably full of crass commercialism, degeneracy and gypsy niggers everywhere. yeah... im sure it was...
brilliant
Sounds like a shithole OP. Did they even had internet?
>Did they even had internet?
Although it won't be your home and you can never truly fit in (this much you'll have to accept) you can always move there, being burgers gives us an advantage in this sort of thing.
The only wi-fi in the village was a router in a tree in the center of the park.
Most Bulgarians rely more on mobile data as its fucking CHEAP AS FUCK there for mobile data. Honestly the internet situation in Bulgaria is decades ahead of U.S in terms of cost-to-speed
>Although it won't be your home and you can never truly fit in (this much you'll have to accept) you can always move there,
and pollute their utopia with my toxic american presence? no... even if i tried to live their way, i would fail. the disease of nihilism, celebrity worship, consumerism, identity politics... its part of me now. i'll never be a real human being. i'll always be an amerigoblin
i'm glad places like that exist though. makes me happy even if i can never have it
that pic
>the German Girl Stacey vs the Beta Adolf
If you wouldn`t have claimed northern dobrogea from Romania you had big chances of winning the second balkan war.
>mfw seeing a fellow american falling for the mutt memes
From what I heard from bulgarians IRL (not Sup Forums), anyone who can bring life and vitality into the dying villages is welcome. You can do it user, leave your old life behind, look at Varg for example, he did it too (not bg but you get the idea). A lot of Bulgarians have never seen a foreigner so they'll be happy to meet you still. You don't even have to bring American culture, maybe just make som American sweets for the kids, they'd love it.
By turning everyone in europe into debt slaves and pushing forward progressive policies.
someone is against europe therefore he is a putin shill
go away with your limited resources
there are no true friends in this world
Exactly. And what is your alternative to EU?
Be Macedonia, Albania or Moldova?
No thanks.
But are you happy, Hans?
EU that is an economic and trade union, not just germany pushing their braindead policies onto everyone else.
It's a pretty good tourist destination
What have they successfully pushed on us so far that impedes your economical advance and prosperity?
EU makes the local politicians relly only on foreign investments, neglecting the local producers.
On the upside, it`s the only thing preventing our politicians from turning our countries into mafia states like albania.
desu the non-existent economic advance is all on us
but i am not ok with shill news networks, keeping in immigrants and normalizing western degeneracy
enjoy some OC
So eastern degeneracy like gypsy oriental music, excesive drinking, smoking shisha and so on is ok then?
All of which is supported by main networks like BTV and Nova if you haven't paid attention to their recent actions.
That was brought in by western degeneracy, which fested in with that. All of that didn't exist before the 1990s.
They will listen to whatever they like. Either accept that or deport them. You cant change people.
What recent actions? I dont watch the news.
>lesbians and fags normalized on their main tv programs
>mocking of people who defy the instanbul convention for tranny normalization
>clear bias in favor of liberalism
And I'm someone who opposes Volen tier conspiracy theories but holy shit they're not even being subtle of this shit.
You are at the bottom of the table mate.
Leave The EU, it's obviously not working out for you.
Germany are taking your cash.
It's like I'm watching a shitty knockoff of CNN, lmao.
you are
We're an authoritarian state worse than you. Say anything against the EU leadership, not even against the EU itself (me, I don't mind the idea of it, I don't like the German suicidal leadership), just oppose the way they're going, and you'll be called a communist.
You can tell their shilling is hard, like remember the boo hoo those poor refugees thing they did?
you could say you're a slavaboo
Bulgaria is based!
I was just skigin in Bulgaria this week
>30 of us waiting for the bus after a party
>3 Bulgars storm and hit a girl
>3 Buglars end up in a hospital and 30 of us spent the night in police custody
also some faggot stole my watch but returned it after he saw I was acompanied by 5 more comrades
literally fuck you Bulgars
>yogurt
it's sour milk desu
>Based
>No division of labor
>about 5000 years behind in human development
Дa, opигинaлинoтo киceлo млякo
Ceгa cи зaпoчвaм дeнятa c чaшa aйpян.
kopeleee, fuck you
wrong board
>be me, burger, 20 but actually Bulgar