What sort of things would you do with a JD? Be honest

What sort of things would you do with a JD? Be honest.

Vigorous extracurricular activities.

A Jack Daniels?
Duh.

This is the ideal STEM lab assistant.

Employ her to find the perfect JC.

Dostoyevsky-themed roleplay

Laugh at her tiny malformed foot, then ditch her for a loli

Research 3rd gen fighter jets with her.

>Research the ins-and-outs of Diesel locomotive pistons, if you know what I mean.
What?

You win this time user.