The Jews did this

Literally

prepping the goyim for communism.

Are those portions for a baby?

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What's his endgame?

To be crowned the trap lord

>taking over the world
>implying i would touch this junk
What am i? A fucking pig? At least serve it on plates.

Looks like the Juggernaut desu

there is nothing worse than a "foodie"
i fucking despise these kinds of people. people waiting in line for a fucking food truck and shit. kill yourselves, seriously

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Meanwhile, in South Carolina

What the fuck is that? Rat meat?

finding that nigga who stole his neck

Btw it was $10 for this when I went

Why is american breed so disgusting? Many people told me it tastes like sugar... what the fuck...
Why are you mutts unable to do real bread?
And pic related looks like a one week old shit...

Barely lunch.

Isn't your state full of niggers?

me hungy

look this thread again

Kek
This gave me a hearty chuckle

wow

Should check out the world BBQ championship in Memphis during Memphis In May festival

Half the meat isn't even done and you call this culture...

How about pouring beer in a mason jar? Isn't that cute?

Just so you know after this gif was posted yesterday I ordered four courses from the local BBQ place and pigged out with my roommate last night.

So fuck you for that

No, those are portions of a baby.

you fucking faggot, now I'm hungry and there's no Texas BBQ place anywhere near where I am

Fuck off, it's a great thread.

food is cringe

>half-sour pickles
Are they the biggest meme food of all time?

Why the black crust?

FUGGG, now that looks good. Wheres beer and the pickles though. Pro-tip: Sliced pickles suck.

> Pickles everything
> Considers sausage is a food group
> Hasn't tasted it

For some reason I couldn't stop laughing after reading this.

For extra cancer.

Why is the outrage?
That looks fairly alright

Mason jar?

You don’t do a rub then smoke it?

There’s more than one kind of bread, Hans.

never had good BBQ? Visit Texas and then you'll know why the crust

It makes it DELICIOUS. If you go to America, you have to visit the south and get yourself some good South Carolina BBQ!

Any time there is black on meat, it causes cancer.
Don't get me wrong, I love blackened catfish, but still...

I don't like that mustard and onion bbq sauce they use in Carolina bbq. It tastes just like my shit smells after eating pizza hut the night before.

user you have to remember this is the US portions should resemble something like this not only that but it also looks like shit I wouldnt pay for it.

found the fat ass

I've had R.O.'s

Have they banned Google in your mosque?

Feeling grumpy?

>No beans
>No collared greens
>No slaw
>Kings hawaiin rolls
>No sauce
>No fatty meats
>Dry cut with no sauce
>No mac and cheese
I could go on but what the fuck? Is this that cultural appropriation shit I keep hearing about? This looks like something made by someone who has never actually left Brooklyn and is going by pictures and stories from the outer lands

No, those babies are his portions.

>Smoked for 18 hours and it isn't done yet

You're out of your element, deutschebag

>You don’t do a rub then smoke it
What kind of monster rubs before smoking?

Vinegar, my boy. Dry rub afterwards.

???

German food is literally shit. You have no room to talk.

>store bought pickles
>meat dryer than girls when OP walks by
>literally walmart tier wonderbread rolls
>probably some hipstery IPA that tastes like piss
New Yorkers should be gassed

Living in Kansas City, that picture is offensive to me.

I've got some original american bread some time ago from a friend and it tasted like bad bread with sugar... you new world faggots should taste real bread to see what shit you actually eat
And the only thing here with pickles are burgers from american brands....
Just watch youtube about americans eating euro bread and they all act like it's some revolutionary thing

I recently smoked a flank steak for 3 hours. Tasted amazing.

>lean brisket
Disgusting, I can feel my mouth drying out just looking at the photo.

lmao peasants

dios mio...

Join us, Sven.

>blackened catfish

The "blackened" part is just a seasoning that you pan fry your fish in. Yeah you burn it a little bit but most of that stuff is just a cajun-y seasoning instead of pure char

>they use in Carolina BBQ
NIGGER mustard is SC bbq. NC is vinegar/tomatoe. We have a very diverse bbq culture here

Unfortunately, correct. My burgers are now pan-cooked

I've been wanting to try and cure/smoke a pork belly to make my own bacon, you ever do anything similar?

>smoked for 12 hours
>not done

Stick to wurst, Hans.

No one thinks (((SC))) has better bbq than North Carolina. No one

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Y'all roast goblins over there?

FFS, barbecue above the Mason-Dixon Line is a fucking heresy. Look at that shit! No sauce, no rub, probably been under a Brooklyn heat lamp for ages instead of in a smoker.

That headline reads exactly like a shill slide thread on Sup Forums
>Why does (thing) (obvious lie) (implication you're losing in some way)?

A few slices of roast beef, two Hawaiian Sweet Rolls you can find in any gas station, pickles, and a faggot IPA, does not, a proper barbecue, make.

>zero flavor pallet
>grey bbq
>packaged bread
>pickles in a paper dish
>not even served on a fucking plate and they still have the gall to portion like that
As a Yankee I weep for my southern brothers whose heritage and culture has been so appallingly and callously insulted.

>portions like this
That's just an entree.

Fuck you OP. As a native Texan I am now both angry that this atrocity against BBQ exists, and unfathomably hungry and even though I just ate lunch.

Meanwhile in Argentina

That's good to know. I've only ever had it at Red Lobster... Its the cheapest thing on the menu and probably one of the best.

That's a pretty good deal for getting stomach/colon cancer.

El ogro...tiene hambre...

Greetings from Texas.

Do your wurst.

This is how white Christians prepair meat. Step up you meat games news!

Underrated

how many americans does that serve?

Not yet. I just bought a traeger grill recently and have been mainly doing beef end chicken. I did store bought bacon yesterday morning by setting it to 450 and making a small tray out of tin foil. Best bacon I have ever had.

Considering your gubbymint is banning pork in schools and public events, what do you all even eat anymore? Potatoes and cum?

Very nice, my white friend.

Sounds like Mr. Schecklestein doesn't give you enough time for lunch.

that's a big brisket

He's confused because our smoked stuff doesn't look like black cancer.

Enjoy your cheetos, fatass.

It's all just southern shit to me. Come to Kansas City if you want real bbq

Nah, you don't eat it every day, retard.

>claims to be white
>fan of niggerball
Pick one faggot.

barbecue isn't supposed to be fancy. the goal of barbecue is to be as roughshod as possible while still tasting like the best thing you've ever had.

there's nothing gayer than hipster American food. the best food doesn't have ANY gimmicks to obscure the heart of the cooking, the soul, the passion.

if you can slap together some sauce, some well cooked meat, and put it on a well made bun with some slaw... and you don't need to paint it with "Cornel Butter" and "Sandango Crispits" then you've made a great meal

presentation is the faggiest shit ever. fuck presentation.

It's just a brand of reusable jam jar, but they're popular as faux rustic drinking vessels, too.

this doesn't look good though

The veggies in the middle are probably pickled fwiw.

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816 kcmo reporting in too