Get Out

Dear Redditor,
I don't care if Reddit banned you for being Russian, I don't care if you're "redpilled", I don't care about whatever the fuck is happening in your shit forum, and I don't care about you. Get off the website and spread your cancer somewhere else.
Stop reposting your garbage memes on the board. Stop shilling for your various moralfag pet causes. Stop pretending like your voice matters or that anyone cares what you think. Stop posting for (you)s.
And if you don't do those things? You aren't one of the good ones. You're still part of the problem. Even if you aren't shit, you're going to stink like shit if you go swimming in shit.
Get off the internet, find a bridge, and kys. Do a flip too.
Love,
Sup Forums

Lol this is such a reddit post

Only a reddit fag would know that.

>calling someone a redditfag
Typical redditor behavior

>Dear Redditor
t. redditer

if we ban redditors, we wont need to witchhunt each other anymore

i like to read the crazy shit while taking a shit sometimes

I DID A BAD THING GEORGE

Projection 101

This is the gayest thing I've seen all day and I've been here since 2008. Kys faggot

Some subs are alright.
The reddit admins are way beyond saving and 95+% of reddit is canceraids in the asshole though, as you said.

It twists my nuts right off when someone accuses me of reddit spacing when all I did was separate two fucking paragraphs. Some of those people are fucking retards.

Can someone give an example of reddit spacing

This

is reddit spacing.

Ban this man

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T-there are no boomers or soccer moms here... right? Please God, tell me I'm right

>reddit spacing

Go suck a fuck, mate.

More like leftists paid by the ADL/SPLC pushing the fake narrative that Sup Forums is now "full of boomers and soccer moms" in a pathetic attempt to frame Sup Forums as "le uncool now". The attempt it's so transparent I'm offended these filthy deep state kikes actually think we're so naive.

There are Boomers here, but it's only because of the Kikebart faggotry known as Q

Nope, when boomers talk about Q and "pol" they are talking about the hundreds of "Sup Forums" accounts on twatter. They don't even known this place exists.

I wish that were the case, but I've seen many a faggot type out ".." at the end of their sentences and the very way in which they type/argue indicates they're geriatric children, as most Boomers are. I actually had some old fuck here tell me I should be paying for his SS. Entitled old pricks

We'll see what happens to the lawn when your ungrateful ass inherits it. Overgrown weeds and dirt I'm sure.

>Ungrateful
Yeah okay I should be grateful to inherit a broken economy and pay out the nose for 30s era Socialist policies. Shove the lawn up your ass, I don't want it

Yeah faggots gonna be to busy jerking his dick to his waifu hahaha

>muh freeze peach! muh eceleb got banned of youtube waah waahh
>ban people i dont like

Sup Forums can be good again
but redditors have to go

I have also been here since 2008 and my post is the saddest thing I've read today.

>implying that Sup Forums was ever good

Yep, we have a live infiltrator here.

Sup Forums had mods that did shit back in the day, back when Sup Forums wasn't just another subreddit. they need to pick up the ban hammer and squish redditors with it

>reddit spacing
>flagfagging
>accusing others of infiltration

>muh seekrit club
You are braindead, my dude.
Nobody can ever leave Sup Forums.

>le reddit space meme, which didn't existed prior to 2016
>attacking the meme flags, which were a feture of old Sup Forums

Yes, you are a very blatant infiltrator. Who you think you're fooling, leftist shill?

so you DONT want to ban redditors?

Suck my balls whores, I go where I want

Let's see, how do you even ban redditors?

Start with /ptg/ and work your way from there

see OP
reddit spacing? ban
reposting things from reddit? ban
linking to reddit? ban
suspiciously reddit like behavior? ban
defending reddit? ban
extreme measures could be lessened over time as the redditors are chased from the site and image board culture is restored. until then? ban freely and ban often

>answering post seriously
>doesn't understand Sup Forums humor
>expects us to believe he isn't a redditor

nice try plebbit
fuck off

Lot of 08'ers on here... weird me too.

What's Q? Is that something to do with that larping thread? I looked at it and thought
>Boy this is fucking retarded.
And went on my way.
Here's the reality 4-chan being good or bad doesn't matter. The problem is most redditors either want to moral police people or are just overly edgy and while they have the right to do so they usually stick out like a sore thumb. Also they come on here with a superiority complex most of the time thinking people actually care what they think when this is a fucking image posting board.

WE DID IT REDDIT!!!

>BAN ASSAULT LE DRUMPFT OPINIONS, MAKE Sup Forums MY LEFTIST SAFE SPACE!

lol, the only reddit-like behavior here is yours.

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How the hell would someone even program that? You can’t even tell a paragraph from reddit spacing. Let the website die down naturally and the 2016+ newfags that can assimilate seamlessly will become just like the 2008+ newfags.

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Reddit is a great site and better than this racist hellhole. I only come here to put the idiot trolls in their place. enjoy your site while it last nazi-virgins.