VIRGIN

VIRGIN

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great thread. Are you going to make this thread with different word next week again?

That sounds like consent to me

I'll make you eat those words, Haruhi!

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So are you.

Sup Forums belongs to the virgins.
Unvirgins don't belong here.
and neither do women

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Fem/a/nons have been here since the beginning in the shadows, you just don't know it.

W-what about us little girls?

>Femanons
Fuck off with this dumb meme.

I thought we were all little girls

You first, I'm shy.

oiii comeback here you little shit

>Haruhi's a phoneposter
It all makes sense

DROP YOUR WEAPON.

We both know the word is cumdumpster, it always was.

I've seen that used being used more in boards outside of Sup Forums. I thick you lack the actual experience and credibility to claim what "always was."

Hey that's not nice I mean you're right but that's reall offensi ... where are you going?

>Thick
>Some newtripfag talking about "experience"
Goodnight hole

Get raped by niggers, trip fag

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>tfw literally almost had sex earlier
JUST

Kuso unvirgin.

And now you're back on Sup Forums? Damn...

Did your dog run away?

Haruhi don't go!

Immersion broken, she wouldn't run away, she'd announce it to the class as well and then follow you around until you started crying.

it doesn't change anything really. You just stick your dick to a unusual hole and that's it (you won't even feel anything because of the death's grip you've caused to your dick so you just pretend it's good and all)

>spending my night actively following this thread

is this really what it has come to?

The truth is, nobody in this thread is a virgin, we were all fucked since the moment we were born.

It will stop hurting eventually, you'll just be dead inside.

god i wish that were me

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SLUT!

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Deep

take that back

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she's though
>I am an energetic girl after all,
plus my body has its needs

It's like I'm rewatching Kaiji. Fucking incredible.

that's why she's committed to kyon
who needs kaiji s3 when you have user

We are, all the anons that weren't little girls all left.

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See ya in five years anons!

b-but you just got here

Coma at me

That's actually an old and sad tripfag, smochi and he comes around every so often thinking his new trips will trick anyone besides crossboarders.

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Is it really that special?
I had sex before and it was meh.

Reported so hard my reporting hand (right, fyi) gained a life of its own, clicking my mouse rapidly for 3 hours straight with such a tenacity it became clear arthiritis was the least of my worries, so clear was it that I could lose MY ENTIRE HAND to this bizarre possession. Suddenly my mouse smashed through my floor, pulling down my report hand as a hapless hostage. Smoke filled my bedroom and I woke up god knows how many hours later in a small village south of Aokigahara.

The people of this modest commune emerged slowly from their shacks, all of them viewing me with what I can only describe as suspicion mixed with awe. Suddenly they began throwing spears into the air and running towards me. I SHAT BRICKS, but then they GRABBED ME and LUNGED ME INTO THE AIR, praising my name and kissing me. The chieftan came down later and over a feast-for-one explained I was to be crowned The Chosen One, the Kamisama of Reporting foretold in Nihonese folklore to appear in the year 2012. At this moment an old Japanese woman - she must've been 85 years old at least - began doing some kind of dance, spinning around in circles whilst singing "Sorairo Days" and throwing confetti into the air. I was DOWN with this state of affairs, let me tell you.

For 300 years I trained with the chieftan in his private dojo, reporting shitty threads, every day becoming quicker. At first I could report 10 threads per minute. After only 2 weeks I was up to 5 threads per second. After a century my KTPM (kuso thread per minute) rate rose to and stalled at 200 per second.

On the last day he graced our planet, my sensei bestowed one last task to me: the reporting of this thread, the shittest of all shit threads.

I did not respond with words. Rather, through our eyes he knew I would obey.


This one's for you, Otousan.

I don't get the stigma behind being a virgin. It's as if if you haven't had sex, you're not a man; you're still a boy. That's how people treat it.

Relax, faggot. I was just saying having sex is nothing special. I've been listening to girls about how they lost their you-know-what all the time but in the end it was nothing

>but in the end it was nothing

It's not exactly nothing for girls given their biology slightly changes afterwards.

>He fell for the women virginity meme
That's just a ploy set up by feminists to make you feel sorry for woman

Being a boy is awesome. What kind of idiot wants to grow up?

Meh, my hand's better anyway than some filthy stinky hole that's not even mine.

Fuck you, you're never geting s season 3 anyway!

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stop watching anime
get a haircut
buy new, fitting clothes. no print t-shirts or cargo pants.
workout.
talk to women

Nigger I can't even leave my room because I shit myself why would I want to do that

or i can continue living my unhealthy lifestyle and get all the love in the world from any fictional girl of my choosing

What for? To be another good goyim? Fuck no. You be the goyim if you so desire. I'll be a patrician-neet, leech off from your taxes and continue living like a king instead of engaging with trash humans around me.

You don't have to quit anime to do the rest.
Just quitting the *chins is enough.

Women are gross and i like my hair the way it is

I look horrible with short hair; everyone has more or less agreed that I look better with mid-length hair.

Goyim is plural you gentile

Tch, you had to go and tell him. I was wondering how long he'd keep that up.

>get a haircut

Joke's on you, I'm balding and the only fitting haircut for that situation makes people think you're a murderer/part of mafia. Not that there aren't any women into that but they're also not the kind I'd want anything to do with.

I'm fine with the 2D world.

Why would I? Being a virgin is good.

Shit, I didn't know. Thanks for educating my stupid self.

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she reminds me of Fucko in that pic

Having been a virgin for so long I can't even imagine not being one.

t. chad

>t.
>Chad
Get out of Sup Forums with that crossboarder talk.

I'm going to start using the t. thing to derail threads now

leave

All tripfags should be put to death regardless of how long they've been here.

What did she mean by this?

Why? You guys get so butthurt so easily because you think you are elitist bullies, I can literally destroy shonen threads by regurgitating phrases. It's pathetic.

Wow your cool

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no idea why I quoted

i want to fuck haruhi's eyes

Ew, the no fun allowed meme again.
Kill yourself, a hole isn't worth throwing away the things I like.

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haven't see that website actually get something right before

you piece of shit ill get you next time

I want to cum on them.
But since I masturbate multiple times every day, it wouldn't nearly look good. It would look as if some random ooze has suddenly dropped on her eye. Not erotic at all.
But, if I managed to hold back an entire week, my semen would be more opaque; not entirely opaque, but still, a lot more pleasant to the eye. Not only it will be in a higher quantity, but it will also be of a higher quality.
It would make an audible glop the moment it drops onto her eye. Her vision will be almost obstructed by my sticky, yet slippery cum, and no amount of rapid eye movements will really get it off her eye. All these movements will only move my almost-opaque semen across her sclera and iris, which in its own way is incredibly erotic.
She will probably scuttle away to the bathroom and try to wash her eyes. But little does she know that some of the semen has already entered the other side of her eye. No amount of rapid eye movements nor cleaning with water will remove it all. Eventually, it will dry down, which is the most painful part of this. With each eye movement, it will feel as if something is "scratching" her eyes from the inside.
Haruhi will grow angry, but she'll likely not show it until it gets unbearable.
Speaking of rapid eye movements, it's very likely that the sensation of "scratching" her eyeballs will cause her to lose sleep somewhat. Not only it will be a pain in the ass to fall asleep in the first place, but she will also feel unpleasant pain during her REM sleep cycle.
But you know, over time, it will begin to dissipate. I believe that sufficient lubrication (read: more winking) and artificial tears would help relieve this unpleasant situation.

you know that site just measures the amount of beige in an image right

that can't be healthy

Well, of course. Eyes are not made for ejaculating onto. Semen is messy as hell.

This

Don't remind me