The perfect country doesn't exi-

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Oi mate, where's your flower picking license?

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>perfect country
>only 1 tea time

...mate....

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GOD BLESS YOU MA’AM

They should make the uk password protected whereby when you arrive at the borders you must speak into a microphone and pronounce the following three words correctly:

>herbs
>aluminium
>vitamin

It would help keep the riffraff out.

Serious question: what happens to the UK when we get King Charles ?

Heard he might go by George instead.

I live in North Antrim, and it feels very close.

Dont forget nuclear

wrong flag

But can you pronounce floccinaucinihilipilification user?

Nice joke lad.

If think the UK is perfect, you're either retarded, or a Paki, or maybe both
Is it not only something like 20 miles from there to Scotland? Iirc you can clearly see Scotland from the east Antrim coast

I honestly believe we have the potential to be great once more.

We need a revolution first, though.

Yeah, it is, inshallah englishstan brother.

Don’t forget:

>schedule
>mobile
>advertisement
>yoghurt

>herbs

Why? Do the Yanks mispronounce that as well?

Lots of Americans say “Erb” instead of pronouncing the H

Well, that was simple

It's Philipe. And you will take all of the refugees. All of them.

Yeah, they say 'erbs, like a bunch of wankers

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>British genetics

Statistically more likely to be both.

>literal nanny state
>can't own a gun
>can't even watch porn without giving ID come april
>toweltards and currymunchers make up 90% of the capital
>literal sharia law in certain communities
>government is more interested in jailing trolls than terrorists

my sides

Living in the UK.

Basically anything fun in the UK is banned/illegal, or if it isnt you need licenses for everything, last summer i went kayak fishing down the local river (Need a river license and a fishing one too) and i still had some fucking cunt yell at me saying it was illegal to fish where i was because i wasnt a member of a fishing club.

Ive also been told by the Police to take down the British flag in my garden because it was annoying the neighbours (I live around other white british people)

Ive had people knock at my door asking to enter my house to check for a tv fucking ariel because i dont have a license for my fucking tv.

This countru is fucking bullshit mate, to top it off London the capital city of the UK is less than 30% White British, fuck this place pal.

Australia is the way forward, anyone with any sense should be working to emigrate from this fucking bumhole of the world.

Sure bong, sure

>UUURRBS

Americans are insufferable cunts. I hope russia nukes yellowstone and wipes them off the face of the earth.

We have turned Calais in to a fortress. Your cuck of a President has agreed a new Border Treaty. Enjoy your rapefugee camps user. I will give you guys a wave whilst picnicking on the white cliffs.

Shuddup canada no-one cares what you think

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>tfw live in Staffordshire.

A fucking leaf. Your colonial flag was so much better.

>talking shit about based jupiter
How about we talk about theresa may?

wait til you see the
oh nonononononono

But australia is just one big jail

Leaf butthurt about Britain = Guaranteed chink/poo

I suppose so.

But, and I really do mean this, there are parts of Northern Ireland that really haven't changed a great deal in a hundred years. I go shooting, hunting and fishing with the local police officer. I carry a sidearm, I'm free to express my views on homosexuals and immigrants, I own land, the beer is cheap, the food is traditional and the people are polite. Divorce and abortion are about as common as foreigners. Obviously there are parts that are less good, particularly around the border, but up here it's as if life has halted.

I'm the only person within ten miles with an internet connection. It is almost entirely left alone. Sure, you could go to North Yorkshire or the various Channel Islands to get the same thing but it'd cost you millions and there's really not the same level of social conservatism. We have the cheapest land and property in the UK. No one wants to live here, purely because of what they heard on the news thirty years ago.

I'd advise moving to anyone who wants to live in the only patriotic part of the UK left. Especially if you like the outdoors, rugby and motorcycle racing.

Ere in the West Country we also say ’erbs

Ah yes, where would we be without GREAT Britain?

lmao I live in the poorest region in west europe
AMA anons

dont lie to yourself m8

Your girlfriend might by up to something. She's right behind you.

Is it easy getting guns in NI? Legal and on the street.

Yeah but you also molest sheep..

Barring Lancashire, all of those places are better than the Yuro equivalents. Who on earth would want to live in Luxembourg over Cornwall? Or fucking Brussels over anywhere?

What kind of guns

No your thinking of the welsh. We molest are relatives

We are on the same boat frenchie. You can sit there and call us fags or embrace this sinking ship and we can be buddies. That macaroni is a pretty cool guy.

About 45 legally held firearms among every 100 of the population, with about 98 percent of those held by the Protestant/Unionist community. Essentially, if it's a Protestant home it has at least one firearm in it.

Illegal who knows, but rife. Very easy. I don't know anything about this side of things, I carry legally and own legally, but it's not hard. As an outsider, though, no chance. Go legal or don't bother. Best case scenario: someone scares you off.

Sure bong, sure.

r00d

doesn't look like west wales, far too many bins
and there's a brown kid in it
west wales is 100% white

We are a joke of a country run by a political cult.

Do you speak Welsh?
How tight are sheeps?

Handguns, Glocks etc

Looking for that meme ball with a British flag
HELP ME OUT

Daily reminder; if the UK was a state in the U.S. it would be the second poorest below Alabama and above Mississippi.

oh no, the risk of me being run over by the islamic truck of peace is lower than yours, woe is me
give it up britbongs, the third world owns you now

Macaroni is cool if you like rotschild banker.

HA!
You made the prison walls yourself, and got filled up with Paki.
I seriously put you on the same level as mainland China in terms of livability.

Rot in hell.

*poisons your spies*

Looks real comfy bong

Almost as tight as the welsh

yeah, but pretty badly, i don't use it much in day to day unless my old neighbors start speaking to me in 100mph old man welsh

I unironically know for a fact that sheep pussy is loose asf lol

Dwi'n gallu siarad yn Gymraeg.
>dafaid
Tyn, tyn, tyn.

Don't put the Welsh master-race in the same category as A*glos.

Better than Mummy May mate.

Defaid*

Certainly the freedom of speech is down there with Mainland China possibly worse.

Back in those times the English were really French acquaintances that came from a nice area called Angers.

thanks for the good laugh britbro

Do you know how poor the Welsh were before Anglos gave them technology...especially the Industrial Revolution? The Welsh are nothing without the Anglos. You're lucky to have them next door, paying for your welfare state.

Handguns are illegal. You’ll have to know people to get them

not in Northern Ireland mate. They are legal. Just like you need a licence for airguns in Scotland but not England. Devolved justice powers mate.

Many industrialists were Welsh themselves. Arguably their coal and slate deposits sparked it.

I heard they were legal, hence: tannyokyguns.co.uk/guns.html?cat=244

Well this is Cornwall. So much better!

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Devon and Cornwall are lovely places to live. Go fuck yourself

>how poor the Welsh were before Anglos gave them technology
We weren't. We became this poor after the mining industry declined thanks to you fucks. The profits of which were only reaped by London kikes.
>welfare state
We wouldn't have a welfare state if we had our own economy rather than being economically shackled to England, which does fuck all with its control over our economy.
I revel in the pain of English "people".

Pretty sure the Anglo steam engine invention sparked Welsh mining wealth.

How is that car floating?
Is it the Jews?
Probably is...

Did you tell them bong?

>No freedom of speech
>Involuntarily pays for a TV license, whose funds go toward propaganda production
>Sharia law
>White males are demonized politically and forced to pay reparations for things that they themselves didn't do
I will commend one thing though
Tea is fucking great

Well it's not fucking the UK.
No freedom of speech.
No right to protect yourself.
No rights at all except what your totalitarian state tells you.
TV license? Fuck that.
Snaggle toothed people.
Like to post Ameri mutt memes more than anyone.
The new leafs.

What wealth?

I like you, UK, but you are far from perfect at the moment.

>Entitled immigrants who think they're better than the locals
>Not only promiscuous but also public spectacle tier women
>Huge misallocation of wealth
>People catching up with Finland on being socially detached kings
>Everyone is smug as fuck, americans pale in comparison

Are but a few personal experiences. Feel free to critisize Finland back, won't change much.

I like how politics happens and it's not a huge fucking trauma or drama that engulfs your personality and lifestyle.

It's not XIX anymore. Let it go user.

I lived in Wales for 5 years, I don't need you to sell me snake oil thanks; I know Welsh history, had stacks on books on it back then. Welsh was poor as shit before the Industria Revolution...and pretty much still is, no offense. No one is forcing you to vote Labour, or socialism. The Welsh love the socialist hivemind and poverty - I know it well as I'm from a socialist ex-mining town too, equally shit as Wales. Anywhere that votes Labour/ left, is condeming itself to poverty.

It was a joint effort. Same could've occured in Cumbria but there wasn't enough workers to mine whence why it's one big national park.

12 miles from the shortest crossing, also from north Antrim

Same up North. Except there is more Tory voters in Wales. But Socialism is the essence of poverty.

Self-praise is no praise, vassal.

WEST WALES DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THIS
just go on google maps and drop the man in a random place

>tfw i just did that
>it's just fields with one tractor on the road
>zoom in on tractor
>i recognise him
such is life in wales

>groningen
>richest

Fake. News.

It all depends on common decency. These are hardly an imposition. The UK is less literalistic around laws opinions and views.

Mostly farmland right?

And the coal mining industry you "gave" us only exacerbated it.
Muhammad is waiting for your arsehole, boyo.