You just got summoned as a servant for the Holy Grail War!

What are your first words to your master?

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You're fucked.

OP IS A FAGGOT

"Fight me!"

yep, we are fucked

If this "Grail" can grant any wish, could it even get me a gf?

I am the sword of my bone

Now lets not get ahead of ourselves

What's good Niggah!

No. Not even True Magic is capable of such absurdity.

So, wanna mana transfer?

We are so fucked.

I'm ready ...........................................................................................................................................................................................TO JOB!

Is Illya dead yet in this timeline?

Holy shit, I'm an anime.

Lady Luck hates your ass, dude.

Oh shit.
I'm sorry.

my exact thoughts.

This. I'm so sorry master.

sumanai

Kill me now so I can corrupt the grail.

Like another user said, my 1st word would be BERSERKERRRRRR. And then would be trolling everyone saying In fact I am not even a caster, while being or maybe not a caster, hell I wouldn t even know my class

Sorry for what?

I am the Servant of the Faggot class. Are you ready to lose?

What is my noble phantasm?

Our daddy taught us to do not be ashamed of our classes.

My wish is to become a little girl.

AAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Have you considered dropping out?

a u muh masteruu?

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

"I ask of you, are you a faggot?"

>shit you have to be a really shit magus to summon someone as shit as me
>wanna play some video game until Hassan finds us and we get killed?

This is just like my japanese animes.

Why not just say hey and introduce myself?

Hmph, you are not worthy of my power. *teleports behind master* Nothing personel kid.

To think you'd fail in real life gacha too

M-m-m-master? Nyaaaaa~

haha you're already dead

Servant Saber. I hope we get along, Master.

Regardless of class

Where's the toilet?

fuck

I'm hungry.

Go away, Gilglamesh!

What?

.999=1

Especially since they’re such good stats and all.

Is Medusa here? I'm going to marry her.

>You know the grail's been corrupted by angry manjew and will turn anything you wish for into "kill humanity," right?

We gone die!

>You have already lost.

my luck is lvl a i am berserker i'm weak

Mr. Bones was right.

Hideho mammal.

That Throne or Heroes or whatever would boost whatever abilities I had in life, yeah? So I would become able to shitpost people to death, right? And going by F/GO I would have about a 50% chance to be turned into a cute little grill.

Doesn't sound like that bad a deal, to be honest.

didn't kek that hard in a long time

Man, you really suck at magic.

You are already dead.

"Resummon me in 5 minutes. I still haven't come up with a sick one-liner."
And then I kill myself.

PARVARTI WHEN

youtube.com/watch?v=qsWMjLWP5eE

Ain't that a blast from the past. I haven't watched that in years.

Holla Up, where da white women at?

MY LOVE IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER BERSERKER

Ay yo where da white women at?

Its a magical chalice not a miricle worker

I am anonymous, I hold the power of every board at my fingertips.

Bend over.

"Yep, no hope. Just kill yourself and get it over with, this shit is fucked. Bye."

How did I fucking die?

nii!

Hi there, would you like to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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That better not be my goddamn hard drive sitting on the fucking ground in the middle of that summoning circle

I wanna go home.

Did you just summon me as a Lancer? Motherfucker what is wrong with you?

I don't know your situation and I don't care, If you want to win you have to eat all the eggs

BOKU WA

It's okay, Sieg.

What fuckup/an'heroing will I do that'll make me a """""heroic""""" spirit?

During heavens feel collab event

call him a fucking fag lmao

Is this why they call it "an heroing"?

Morning, fukboi, let's get this show on the road!

I look my master in the eyes and say with a straight face "Dies Irae is better."

Hope you weren't expecting too much.