Not going to lie: If you're a dip-shit, then none of the following that we present here will make any sense to you, simply because sense eludes you and has eluded you for most of your existence. If you are reading this, and you are an adult who believes yourself to be reasonable and sound of mind, yet find this baffling, then kill yourself. And we mean actually do it. No apologies later on. If you kill yourself, and cite this in your suicide note, we will publicly endorse it and laugh at your family.
Let's begin with a stupid faggot who the alt-right say they love, then hate, then love again. This particular faggot is called Milo Yiannopoulos, and the media absolutely pushed his poop in by suddenly releasing numerous hit-piece articles about some dumb shit he said about pedophilia. This character-assassination attempt went flawlessly, and the faggot disappeared for a while. He started to come back, but nowhere near as strong as he was before. A rising star had fallen. But this cock-smoking star did not rise by himself. He was lifted.
We (trolls) made Milo a mini-celebrity during Trump's presidential campaign, since he did a lot of “good” in the public speaking sphere, and he riled up a lot of moronic lefties in the process. After the media struck him down a few pegs, however, we got bored with the little fruitcake. There were other ways to make people fight each other and riot in the streets. And you know this.
By ending him with such transparency, the media establishment found one of our means of bothering others. For months and months, reporters were afraid to say his name aloud. So we moved on. We are trolls, and we attack on numerous fronts. The moment you find us is the moment we move on to more Pepe-colored pastures, and contrary to popular musings we are not *all* fat nerds who live in front of a computer. Many trolls are either a normal person who you know, or a person with a dark side to their psyche. Were it not for our incessant trolling and the magic of memes, Trump would have never been possible. But bear in mind, no true troll advocated for Trump because he/she liked him. True trolls just wanted to ensure maximum butthurt.
And that's why we do it.
Liberals, Republicans, Jews, mud races, queers, immigrants, furries, normies and all other manner of lowly filth have glimpsed the damage that we can bring to them and their kind. But, as their primitive natures and poor genetics permit, they understand us to only a limited extent.
We're here to help, so let us explain this simple principle: Fuck you.
Samuel Fisher
The mind-bending damage caused by trolls can be either microscopic, or the immense size of your mother's gaping, rancid, oozing and cavernous personality. For many would-be keyboard warriors, trolling is a type of humor; simply a morbid practice carried out at someone's expense. A good troll, however, is a wordsmith - striking particular people or groups with carefully selected phrases that are perfectly designed to either trick or piss off the target. Bad trolls tend to claim that they "Do it for the lulz." Good trolls, on the other hand, do it for no reason whatsoever. The lulz come naturally. If someone you don't know suddenly trolls the ever-loving shit out of you, and you ask, "Why?" Believe them when they say "Because fuck you."
If you announce you're a feminist, trolls will call you a man-hating, babying-making cunt with no value. If you join an online forum for suffers of HIV/AIDS, trolls will ask for your advice on how to follow the Magic Johnson diet.
The principle is as simple as it is dismissive. "Fuck you."
Time and time again we have tried to explain the art of trolling to normal people, or "normies" as we call them, and yet still they seem confused. We tell them what we love to do, and they ask, "Why are you so angry?" As if anger is a factor at all. Trust us when we say you will never see a happier group of human beings than trolls after a successful operation. The cheers and laughter are only matched by the tears and hatred created.
Malice is not a motivation. Normally.
Ayden Turner
However, MSM, you have managed to hold our attention and piss us off for many years.
If you're a real Trump supporter and care about politics and shit, then get fucked. Trump was fun in the beginning, but after his election, everything became dull.
We've moved on.
Anywho, the media tried and tried, but they couldn't stop us. At all. They were, and are currently (more than you know) at our mercy. Mid-twenty year old trolls are starting to get hired by these organizations, and they report in. In the coming days, you'll see more and more leaks from employees within the MSM itself, now that those who've managed to infiltrate it are becoming more coordinated. The older generation crossed the line a long time ago, though without knowing that we were the ones who drew it.
You fucked up. You hired us. We've got the memos. We've got the mailing lists. We've got the chat servers. We've got access to the cables. Some of us have access to the cameras.
Starting on March 8th, the bipartisan business connections, emails, memos, “employee advisement notifications” and “appropriate on-air verbiage” emails between Fox, USA Today and CNN will begin leaking.
Good luck, and get F.U.C'ed.
Connor Sanders
you write like Elliot Roger but I still hope you're legit pic unrelated
Jeremiah Davis
Why do i feel like i just read something written by David Foster Wallace
Thomas Davis
OP might be a legit media insider because he writes like a complete faggot
>Many trolls are either a normal person who you know, or a person with a dark side to their psyche. Lost.
Julian Gutierrez
who cares alot of you are going to be assassinated. Like Don Lemon we don't actually care about your secret conversations a shit load of you are going to die just because of your faces.
Parker James
You can't stop it So induldge yourself while you can
The first bunch of you to reply are treating this as if we've written a book and are asking for advice.
Hark, my dear faggots! For I shan't lie, I've got the typing skills equivocal to whatever ape Jane Goodall fucked to invent aids, but this is just the announcement.
So if this was too much for you to read, leave now, since you've got a shitstorm on the way.
We've got more sauce than the horrific shit Cooper's been sending to cheat on his husband.
Jacob Sanchez
Based, I hope you aren't a Larp. I want to see the media fall more than anything else. May kek bless thee
Jordan Parker
do it faggot
Isaac Scott
Digits for the media to fall finally. Good luck and thank you, inside anons.
Cameron White
You had me until you said doing it for the lulz is not the right reason. Everything else is more-or-less on the right path. Of course people troll for the lulz not "for next reason whasoever".
Saying that makes you sound like an edgy teenager desu
Jace Ortiz
>truge if hue I guess I’ll bump
Hunter Wright
Sorry for those who infiltrated them, they will be treated the sameas the old. With a rope around their neck slowly suffocating while watching their loved once bleed out, all live streamed. Fuck off with your paper war faggottery, only dead media whores matter
Jordan Garcia
I like this.
Jacob Green
Praise kek
Mason Anderson
I'm interested. what time March 8th?
Hudson Torres
Seriously. This is retarded. Everyone wants to larp the glory days of Anonymoose.
Xavier Carter
Why would you warn them about the leekz?
Jack Bennett
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Oliver Turner
>"bipartisan business connections, emails, memos, “employee advisement notifications” and “appropriate on-air verbiage” emails" >implying this isn't already public-knowledge for those with eyes to see
OP is a massive faggot. No one has, does, or will give a shit that MSM is completely corrupt and biased. It's a fucking hugbox for boomers. It's a fucking hugbox for disenfranchised millennials who realised they're not as smart as their parents lead them to believe, and thus have dedicated their sad lives to a "greater cause" that is bullshit. You cannot lie effectively to those who do not WANT to be lied to. Neck yourself.
Connor Bell
STRONG START OP WEAK FINNISH.
Juan Nelson
Tl;dr for everyone who doesn’t want to read OP’s book >media hired trolls like idiots >trolls got their hands on insider info about the media’s dirty dealings >”Starting on March 8th, the bipartisan business connections, emails, memos, “employee advisement notifications” and “appropriate on-air verbiage” emails between Fox, USA Today and CNN will begin leaking.”
Big if true. Good luck OP, you long winded faggot. Try not to suicide by shooting yourself in the back of your head with a shotgun from 2 meters away.
Logan Baker
What? Nunberg hasn't worked for Trump since 2015
David Johnson
can someone sum this up for me please?
Owen Howard
If someone charts it, it can go a long way towards having to be looked at from the legal framework.
Noah Gutierrez
Shoo shoo media goblin. Go home, Milo.
Blake Green
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Zachary Reed
>try to read opies post >wall of text, half of which says "If you don't agree with me kys lol" >give up knowing whatever this child posted is a waste of time
Jordan Ortiz
K
Nicholas Mitchell
Basically OP is a faggot.
Josiah Peterson
LARPING MEME FLAG FAGGOT
JEWS ARE GETTING BTFO EVERDAY SUCK IT KIKES
James Scott
how am I supposed to find out what trump tweeted about today if I don't watch msm? I mean, my taxes are getting lowered?!?!?! sounds racist
Ayden Diaz
Kind of edgy but he is right about the nature of trolling and lulz Everything started getting dull around here because we all started taking everything to seriously. Memes comes from sardonic irony not fanatic devotion We're supposed to want to watch the world burn not save it with political movements.
Jack Hernandez
>But bear in mind, no true troll advocated for Trump because he/she liked him. True trolls just wanted to ensure maximum butthurt. Stopped reading there.
You're a nobody, you have nothing interesting to say, and you write like a retard.
Andrew Gomez
>we Lmao dude think pol is real
Oliver Nelson
You mean Cooper's pooper is a two-scooper?
Brayden Cox
Bump. I like this larp.
Mason Brooks
>There were other ways to make people fight each other and riot in the streets. And you know this.
Thank you based Mustaffa, the Palestinian bombmaker.
Cameron Johnson
Fake and gay, back to /rk9 nigger faggot
Jacob Moore
Bump for happenings and MSM getting shit on, fuck all of 'em.
Alexander Ross
Color us all surprised.
You are a gaggle of fuckwits, some of which have clearly not even read the announcement.
Others, on the other hand, are perfectly fine, and have valid criticisms.
The leaks are scheduled to drop 2:55 UTC -4.
Here are what the leaks (currently) contain:
(1) File titled "CNN to USA Today compressed 11-4-2016.Z7"
(1) File titled "1-28-2015 town hall compressed.Z7"
(1) File titled "Virginia 22108 3-14-2016.exif"
There is another 7zip file that we are piecing together at the moment, but there are many email addresses that need to be redacted.
Without further ado, get over yourselves, and and enjoy.
See you March 8th.
Henry Jones
tldr
John Garcia
you've got my hopes up op, dont let me down
Blake Watson
Can't wait.
Eli Hall
>claim to be a 'troll' >expect anyone to believe anything you say >type like a dramatic faggot Honestly no one will care after a few days even if this is real. Does anyone really care about hillarys leaked emails or pretty much anything else thats been leaked after the initial shock value? Not really I don't see any riots, just shit posts.
Lincoln Morris
See you then, look forward to the shitstorm.
Andrew Butler
reroll
Alexander Allen
Better dump it now before you get Seth riched tomorrow
Zachary Price
So ELIB what I can do to help.
Jayden Mitchell
Reading comprehension 2 out of 10. Would pretend to care again.
We are a bipartisan group. Fox news, USA Today and CNN coordinate. And we have agreed to gather and share proof. We are not taking a stand. We are taking a chunk out of our the fat asses of our fat-ass bosses.
Parker Stewart
Cool story bro
Michael Hill
>666 in ID Spoopy
Ian Collins
i hope so
Eli Adams
>We are taking a chunk out of our the fat asses of our fat-ass bosses.
lolwut
Christopher Cruz
Bamp
Bentley Smith
True if big, if not a Larp good shit lad.
Ian Ross
>We are taking a chunk out of our the fat asses of our fat-ass bosses. Are you now?
Jason Morales
So can we get a quick rundown or preview of whats to come. Doesn't have to be too specific, just enough that we can verify your not a larper later
Cooper Allen
You're nihilist hedonist faggots with no attachment to the white race, civilization, or anything of value. However, despite your extreme decadance and lack of any and all decency, you trigger the lefties. You confound the media, you shoah the Jew, you allahu ackbar the Muslim, you oppress the feminists, and you rile up the normies. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. From a white nationalist who cares deeply about the survival of western civilization, fuck this gay Earth up senpai.
Carter Miller
It's late. The others work harder than I do. The discord is currently dead. Our timezones are different, and I'm not really a journalist.
Report this post, find the number, call, and say an employee of WMC AN5 was making hurtful online comments. Do this, and a few hours later, and I bet you will get Spencer Denton's dumb ass suspend again.
60% of what we have is on an outside server, in the hands of an outsider.
Those files are coming.
And they will come with a longer, much more complete explanation than anything I could ever give. In case you didn't notice my name drop. I've already put in my 2 weeks notice. I'll be the first to name drop. Won't be the last.
Isaiah Baker
>Spencer Denton so your a local weatherman huh?
Henry Sullivan
Geoscience is worse than gender studies. Nobody cares, or hires.
So I pretend to give a shit about rain for a licing.
Camden Sanchez
Why do you watch nigger hoops?
Jace Butler
For the same reason people film me to watch it.
A contract.
Thomas Cook
Oh my one too many crypto creeps lately. F U C Q?
Easton Peterson
I thought weather people made like a $100k
Joseph Wright
F(ox) U(sa today) C(nn)
Read more. I'm done.
The named files will be out on March 8th with or without an additional email dumb. Enjoy it.
Andrew Adams
Where should we look?
Alexander Gray
Last drunk fact, 100k is wrong. That number is split among the meteorologist team. Meaning that's anywhere 3-5 people with old computers running on Windows XP who's job is to "predict" the weather on a 53%+ basis.
That's my last free media fact. I'm out.
Kevin Lee
Start leaking and I'll start spreading You have my word
Thomas Harris
I think trolling only manifested to make fun of people who live in their on bubble or can't quite comprehend certain things.
David Powell
It's interesting when we do these things it's like some kind of manchurian candidate or MK ultra.
Wait..
Robert Brooks
The damage against you faggots is already done. You've lost so much support on all platforms with millions moving away from your shit party. Investigations will happen regardless and "reporters", talking heads, Democrats part of the cartel will go down. Eat shit, and enjoy the fall since you seem to think so highly of yourself.
Adam Scott
R A R E A R E
Justin Carter
Fuck. I'm sorry. Look here. If this thread's alive on the 8th, it will be here. If the thread dies, I'll make another with a similar title.
We have two media allies who have also promised to report our files, but those allies are Breitbart and Project Veritas.
Do not rely on them.
The files I mentioned by name, along with my brief description of their contents are the main bulk. That's why this was announced so soon before the release. Our media "allies" do not have these files yet.
We are in the last phase, which is redacting any and all self-incriminating evidence from the remaining email dump. I'm already done and I've basically quit. So if they try to consider me an employee right now, they would either be admitting that some of the soon-to-be-seen documents are true, or that they were in breach of contract.
So I'm good.
March 8th, 2:55 UTC -4.
Get ready for a whole year of memes.
Justin Edwards
Got anymore proofs?
Dylan Clark
...
Gavin Hill
Aren’t you afraid of getting Seth Rich’ed?
Adrian Cruz
sooooooo what's so important about these files Sup Forums doesn't seem to give a hoot give a hoot give a hoot give a hoot give a hoot
Like that other user said the memo and Hilary Clinton leaks didn't cause jack shit so even at that level people just want to be retarded as a choice.
Jeremiah Watson
Alright, you better deliver
Thomas Hughes
You have to have some directly incriminating stuff to be of interested, not implied or circumstantial evidence.
Jaxon Perry
Godspeed you magnificent fellow. I, for one will be waiting with baited breath come the the 8th.
Michael Robinson
>For I shan't lie you are a leaf aren't you
Jacob Sullivan
THIS thread won't be here in a few hours, it's the nature of this board, but I assure you I'll send out a bat signal, so to say, on the 8th. I'll be watching.
Michael Martinez
>If this thread's alive on the 8th, it will be here.
You come here acting like some kind of chan/trolling culture expert, yet think there's even a possibility that this thread will stay up for 48 hours. EAT SHIT you larping fucking faggot. The tone of your posts is so fucking gay, and you have nothing.
Caleb Ramirez
It was one phone recovered from the back of a cab. 1 single Hollywood elite had all those pictures on his phone. It was claimed that there was some apple cloud vulnerability and it was proven a theoretical possibility. Apple denied that it actually happened and patched their phones anyway...
The real source of all of the fappening photos: >ONE PHONE
Logan Johnson
>meme flag tl;dr
Dylan Gray
Harvey’s?
Ryder Lopez
I don't know if that's really you but if it is your nose looks fucking stupid it's like a cross between a mister potato head nose and one of those fake metal noses they used to make for people with syphilis