The state of ABO land

>eats slug

>turns retarded.


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Lol.

HAHAHA .. shit I saw this headline yesterday but didnt read it .. I thought he eat slug .. as in a shotgun slug .. oh man this is even better..

This is why I don't want Trump and his friends getting their hands on the NHS.

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Don’t laugh this happened in America in 2009 I remember Sup Forums was mocking the average Americans iq

Wow, alas, it is true as they that everything is deadly in Australia, even garden slugs, especially garden slugs

Once you go slug, your face is like Fuuuug!!!

Are slugs poisonous?

He ate slug what a mad man

legend.

Hes looking a little sluggish

You have to go back spic

>eats slug
>becomes one
This is truly an advanced play

Is this common in France?

No slugs are haram

you sound sluggish

Getting quadrospazzed by a rat shit eating slug.

What a life

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420 day coma, smoke weed everyday

>national health service
I think you mean the international health service

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Checked

Carlos!

>swallow slug
>become sluggard

Their slugs probably don't carry the parasite

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Australia, where even the slugs will BTFO you.

slugs carry all sorts of parasites and pathogens. You can die from eating one

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Fuck that's pretty sad man, imagine that being your life. one retarded obnoxious dare and you're fucked. I notice the state will take care of you meme is hard at work, they want nothing to do with the poor bugger. Fucking hell.

JUST SLUG MY NEG HOLE BRO

kek

Just another thing that can kill you over here. It's dangerous in Aus.

Blacks stay out pls.

It's what you get for not respecting life.

Mom got some relatively big ol' titties though.

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Goddamn. I thought eating tide pods was the worst thing my kids could be dared into eating.

if he eats a snail now it shall cure him

I vividly remember that thread, there was also another user who turned the snail into a spider, shame I didn't save it

Will he get better?

Worth a try at this point

the state didn't make him eat a slug, fuck him

Jesus Christ have some standards

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lrn2crop my dude

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This one is even bigger: Get fucked.

Australians sure take their practical jokes seriously.

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Why do they bother shaving the rest of his face while leaving that gay little mustache?

France at least cooks their slugs first.

>eat slug
>grant you eyes grants you eyes AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>t. fatso

Don't worry I got ya.

Much obliged, Ameribro

If I'm ever this fucked up, I want them to yank the plug before I'm stuck draining my family's money and wearing diapers and drooling.

FUCK OFF CUNT

>eat slug
>become paraplegic
>wife cultivates a faggy mustache on your face out of spite

Are snails and slugs really carrying parasites this dangerous, or just a few of them?

What would happen if someone by chance dropped a few of them in a watertank and people drank the water and showered with it?

It's Australia, everything is poisonous.