HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

KINDER EGGS ARE LEGAL IN AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

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they aren't the same

Where the fuck is this at? I thought kinder eggs was literally illegal in United States? Is it not anymore or what?

Why did you lie to me?

We are complete.

Those aren't kinder eggs.

And so begins the extinction of gen Z, choking to death on shit eggs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kinder joy=Kinder eggs

What's the difference?

Gave them out at xmas. Got em at 5 below.

It's fucking disgusting, USA aint missing anything.

The toy is inside the kinder egg
the chocolate and toy are seperated into two seperately packaged halves of the eggs in the kinder joy

WHY ARE WE SELLING THIS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION TO CHILDREN

Those are ev'ler eggs

Sugar is poison

Americans are the dumbest fucking people on the planet

>kinder surprise
>illegal

>heavy duty military grade assault death machines
>totally legal
>hurr durr its in the second amendment

I also just wanna mention something else about Americans that's fucking laughable. Every time I visit, 1 in 2 cars has a fucking bumper sticker on it. It's like they're desperate to share their political beliefs with everyone even though us in the civilized world know that political beliefs are a private thing. Nobody wants to know you like to hunt with your bearing sticker or you're a hippe with your rainbow peace sticker. God I fucking hate Americans, it's like Canadians have a whole country of retards to our south that we need to take care of because they're incapable of thinking rationally.

Exact same shit I got last time I was deployed in Europe. Just different name

This is really what MAGA was all about.
Mission accomplished.

>Bongs are disarmed of cutlery but willingly give their children these death traps
wtf

>heavy duty military grade assault death machines

How is it that Canadians per capita are the worst posters on the entire internet?

Its actually got more chocolate than a standard kinder egg.
Just bought one last saturday to see what the deal was.

Oh please every time I visit your third world country I proudly tell everyone at the cash registers and people I talk to in general that I'm Canadian and they get so fucking jealous that I free health care and a sane leader. Stay mad amerisharts.

Kinder Surprise were illegal due to an old law you dipshit

you just called a faggot dune coon loving nigger kike a sane leader... I wish for the day canada gets invaded and all you delusional jews get your time on the day of the rope

lol

1.34 for a single kinder LUL get fucking scammed kid.

They're different. They separated the toy, instead of adding it in the middle of a hollowed out chocolate egg.

>Kinder egg ilegal
>Heavy guns legal

Oh Murica, you so funny

The only real gain you have is no one can make fun of you for those being illegal. Kinder eggs are awful now

This. They're like dipping snacks or something. Fake news.

They are Kinder SURPRISE redesigned for Ameritards. The candy is in one half, while the toy is in the other half, because burgers are too stupid to not eat a toy INSIDE a candy egg.

>having to ban it because mutt children are so stupid and obese they try to eat the whole egg in one go

Each Kinder Egg has a Tide Pod in it.

You could always get these stupid fucking things at Mexican grocery stores even when they were illegal

grow up faggot

soy; the post

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no they're not
>kinder joy

>kinder joy
*kinder soy

should I open it?

-not op

where is the toy in these? it cant be inside it, right?

Safety comes first

what be in there?

Creamy hairy nuts with a safety spoon...

>that I'm Canadian and they get so fucking jealous
That's not jealousy faggot, it's hatred. DOTR is coming for you snow faggots to our North

real ones are not hard to get, go to any store specializing in foreign import foods and you'll find them

kinder surprise is illegal in america. all you got was some over price junk food. kinder joy is trash

to be fair kinder surprise is shitty chocolate too
a chocolate orange is superior

Tap dancing shoes, skates with safety stickers and instructions on how to be gay

Being American has never felt this dissapointoing. Thanks OP.

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That toy looks fun
I'd wish I was you

>amerieggs

You don't want that new shit. You don't have to build the little toy now, it's just a mono piece Chinese thing you'd find in the bottom of a cereal box.

what are the two balls inside the egg?

Imagine being a such retarded nation that kids died eating the toys inside
Retarded and fat

>a sane leader
BAAAHAHAHAA

that's a kinder joy, not a kinder surprise, retard

of course the retarded mongrel puts the whole thing in his mouth.

Kinder Goy
Kinder Soy

That's it, I'm fucking done with Drumpf. I thought we were a free country.

kek.

i prefer the hulk smash approach myself
youtube.com/watch?v=B66H_hSZ_m8

the fuck is a kinder egg?

>t. kinder egg connoisseur

fucking kek

They fucking suck. The chocolate tastes like cheap shit

Soon Pajeet.. Soon

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i buy my nephew kinder eggs all the time
he loves it

haven't tasted it for years
and the chocolate tastes like shit

it actually is nothing special, but the memory of being happy as child when i get one, and collecting the toys and sorting the toys on the shelf this reside

tldr: kinder egg is for 5y old kids and the cocolate tastes like shit

What do those hairy balls taste like?

jealous of trump?
having a faggot as a leader has got to be embarassing for you.

Don't worry, I grew up poor and always save these little things for my nieces and nephews for xmas. I collect all kinds of random little stuff through out the year.

Wafers? In the pic above. Defiantly not worth 1.34. lol dolls are a cool put it together yourself toy (for girls anyways). Girl privelege.

thats the momma bird

>ZawadasRimjob inventor
Every time

I bought a Kinder Surprise in mexico. Literal shit. Ferrero Rocher are way better

Does the US ship them over to you along with your yearly weapon supply?

REST OF THE UNIVERSE BTFO IN ALL DIMENSIONS

i am european user
and yes it does

why the fuck is kinder überraschung forbidden in usa?
anyhow the plastic dispenser inside is best for weed storage, older people buy it just for that.
have fun

That food looks like it's swimming in something from a Sup Forums meetup.

14 year walmart associate here. Can confirm that they aren't the same as their European cousins.

>the plastic dispenser inside is best for weed storage
stane jedva 2-3 grama unutra
dobra ideja al premalo je to za cuvanje ganje

wtf no plastic container? damn, thats a bust.

Which part of it are you actually spose to eat user? What's it taste like?

But they are in the sporting good section next to the black powder rifles so that a back ground check can be ran and your age can be verified at 21 years old

stane zato dosta hashisha

>chocolate orange is superior
My fucking nigga. Besides family, those chocolate oranges are the best part of Christmas.

based leafs
never change

AR-15
Kinder Egg

Guess which is legal in America?

>last time I was deployed

Nobody gives a fuck, ZOG mercenary

the plastic sticks out the sides so its not completely concealed.

I never got this as a reason to ban the AR-15 because you can get both in Canada.

i suppose the AR-15 would be illegal if it was covered in chocolate.

>be American
>can sign up to die for shlomo aged 17
>cant buy pic related pisswater until 21

LMAO

theres no fuckin way my fingers would fit into that

AHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAH

Kys America

I looked up videos on youtube and it's just not the same. It's a retarded consolation prize to be honest senpai. I'm still going to try one but just saying.

theres no toys inside

maybe you're not 13 years old