Brit/pol/ - Good Morning edition

>UK Govt launches inquiry into CHILD SEX ABUSE in the aid sector
unv.is/civilsociety.co.uk/governance/inquiry-launched-into-sexual-exploitation-and-abuse-in-the-aid-sector.html

>New location sealed off in Russia spy poisoning investigation
unv.is/spirefm.co.uk/news/local-news/2520766/latest-police-probing-collapsed-russian-spy-seal-off-another-location/

>UK Intelligence accused of Russian poisoning to 'discredit Moscow'
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5467255/UK-intelligence-group-poisoned-spy-Russian-paper-claims.html

>India warns UK not to sign exclusive China trade deal
unv.is/express.co.uk/news/world/927792/Brexit-news-India-China-uk-trade-deal-India-China-war-latest-update

>Axed Bolton plans to set-up new party
unv.is/politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/uk-independence-party/news/93361/axed-former-ukip-chief-henry-bolton

>That trans-cunt quits as Labour LGBT+ advisor
unv.is/mirror.co.uk/news/politics/transgender-model-munroe-bergdorf-quits-12135126

>MPs to recieve 1/8% pay rise in next year
unv.is/publicsectorexecutive.com/Public-Sector-News/mps-to-receive-18-pay-boost-in-coming-year

>The EU's problems are of its own making : LSE
unv.is/blogs.lse.ac.uk/brexit/2018/03/06/the-eus-current-problems-are-largely-of-its-own-making

>Mogg attacks Mosely over press regulation
unv.is/somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/tory-mp-jacob-rees-mogg-1301829

>BBC[unts] declares Readit a bastion of "Russian propaganda"
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/technology-43301643

>Parliamentary statement on disrupted water supply @ 2pm
parliament.uk/business/news/2018/march/statement-on-water-supply-disruption-6-march-2018/

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Who cares

>that bacon
>those sausages
>coffee
Yank knock off detected

Who cares

Fair point

Based

Fugg I just made a thread

When you get BTFO so hard you start talking to yourself

You should care, you should care how funny a larping britnat faggot unwittingly posts a US imitation breakfast.
Comedian pill lad
Take it

Mate what the fuck are you doing talking to yourself?

That isn't American-style breakfast sausage, and it doesn't look like American bacon either.

I think that a double agent betrayed the country deserves a wire of a Ku Klux Klan.

I love Britain, but Russia is the place where I was born.

Broken. BTFO. Hurt. Scarred. Never to return to normal.

Eddie's gone crackers, lads.

We are not enemies.

Let me help you out:

YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE MUTT MIXED MONGRELS. WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? POST MORE CARTOONS OF HITLER? POST MORE PICTURES OF FROGS HAHA KEK XD

THE WEST IS BEING INVADED. THIS IS AN INVASION AND ALL YOU DO IS WANK AND POST CARTOONS ONLINE.

Sup Forums TIER RIGHT WINGERS ARE HYPOCRITES. YOU'RE NOT MEN.

EVEN YOUR NATIONS WOMEN DESPISE YOU. THEY ALL CAN SENSE YOUR WEAKNESS.

YOU'RE THE ONE WATCHING BLACKED PORN, AREN'T YOU? YOU'RE THE ONE LISTENING TO RAP MUSIC AND PERPETUATING THEIR CULTURE IN YOUR HOMELAND.

YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A LONELY VIRGIN WHO HAS TURNED TO ANIME TO COPE WITH THE FEELING OF REJECTION. YOU'RE REJECTED BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A MAN, BUT A WASTE OF OXYGEN. YOU CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, IS IT ANY WONDER YOU'RE A LOSER?

ALL OF THIS IS TRUE, AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU FELT IT STING, BUT ALL YOU CAN DO IS PRETEND ITS NOT. YOU'LL POST ANOTHER ANIME PICTURE, OR PICTURE OF A FROG, BUT DEEP DOWN... YOU'RE MOVING CLOSER TO SUICIDE. MY ADVICE TO YOU? GO AHEAD AND DO IT! YOU ARE WORTHLESS

SEE: ONE BY ONE OVER TIME, IT WILL BECOME NORMAL, AND EVENTUALLY UBIQUITOUS

WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? DEBATE MORE ABOUT WHAT FASCISM MEANS AND WHO WORE THE BEST SUIT?

FILTHY RUSKI AAAAAAAAA

An ex-Russian spy getting sprayed with Ohmefentanyl or Carafentanil is a bit suspicious.

oh shit man this child sex abuse investigations gonna be big
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/203615
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/203615
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/203615

BASED!!!!! XD

BANTER!!!!!

HAHA NORF SOUF HAHA FOOTBALL

HAHA BASED XD

VIDEO GAMES XDDDDDDDDD

HAHA JSUT CHILL OUT HAHA CALM DOWN XDDDDDDDDD YOU'RE BEING ETHNICALLY CLEANSED JUST CHILL OUT BRO XDDD HAHA GO GET PISSED ON THE WEEKND HAHA XDDDD BASED

HAHA NORMIES R SO STUPID IM SMARTER THAN THEM HAHA XDDDD BASED

YEAH BASED ITS LITERALLY A SLANG TERM CREATED BY A RAP NIGGER ON A RAP MUSIC VIDEO HAHA YEAH SO WHAT BASED INNIT HAHA XDDD

YEAH I LISTEN TO RAP HAHA SO WHAT ITS BASED SOME OF THEM ARE REDPILLED AND GENIUS HAHA MASTERPIECE HAHA XDDD

RAP IS POETRY HAHA XDDDDDD


YEAH CYA, IM OFF TO WANK TO CARTOONS NOW

What are you doing then?
Nothing also just fuck off autist

HAHA NO IT DOESNT END THERE. WHEN IM DONE WANKING ILL WATCH YOUTUBERS DISCUSS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY DISCUSS THINGS THEY DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND POINTLESSLY

HAHA ITS BASED THO HE SITS IN A DARK ROOM AND LIGHTS A CIGARETTE A MINUTE HAHA XDDDD SO BASED HE EVEN CALLS OUT OTHER YOUTUBERS HAHA ITS LIKE SO BASED

ALSO, DID I MENTION I WATCH TRANNY PORN TOO? YEAH WELL I DO. I'M NOT GAY THOUGH. I'M AN EXCEPTION DUH.

ALSO DID I MENTION I BACK DOWN ON EVERY POINT WHEN CONFRTONED IN PERSON

HAHA ALSO DIDI IMENTION IC ANT EVEN LOOK PEOPLE IN THE EYE IN PERSON. I BROWSE THE NET 16 HOURS A DAY. HAHAHAHA SO BASED BRO IM LIKE TOTALLY SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE

HAHA HOLD ON, IM OFF FOR THAT WANK NOW. GOT MY CARTOON PORN FOLDER READY.

HAHA FUCKING WESTERN WOMEN! PFFTT!!!!! WHO NEEDS THEM? I'VE GOT CARTOON PORN AND KPOP MUSIC VIDEOS TO WANK TO.

HAHA THEY'RE ALL DUMB ROASTIES ITS NOT MY FAULT I'M A WASTE OF OXYGEN FUCKING WORM MAGGOT HAHA

NAH THEY'RE JUST DUMB
BASED!

What is the purpose of these posts?

Oy there you cheeky cunt, whaddaya think you're eating there?

Lad if you want people discussing actual nationalist politics go to iron march or stormfront, Sup Forums died ages ago

Don't mess wiv us, ok mate?

HAHAHAH BASED BRO I POST MEMES ON TWITTER. I RUN A PSEUDONYMOUS TWITTER ACCOUNT BECAUSE IM TOO AFRAID TO SAY HOW I REALLY FEEL.

ITS QUITE FITTING SINCE IM ALSO A PSUEDO-INTELLECTUAL AND DON'T ACTUALLY READ ANYTHING

HAHA READ? I JUST POST FROGS THAT RESEMBLE HITLER DOING NAZI SALUTES. HAHA BASED BRO!!!! IM A FUCKING ARYAN UBERMENSCH!!! XDDDDDDD BASED

HAHA YEAH YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT BRO. I'M FUCKING GOD LIKE IN MY BUBBLE

PURPOSE? WHATS THE PURPOSE OF FROGS BRO?
YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?
WHATS THE POINT OF VIDEO GAMES BRO? DEEP! ITS THE MEENING OF LYF INNIT!

FUCKING HELL I AM SO BASED. I AM LIKE ARYAN UBERMENSCH INNIT COS I POST FROGS ONLINE AND CALL PEOPLE LEFTIES. HAHA YEAH I RETWEETED THAT BRO, THATS ME DONE FOR THE DAY! BACK TO WATCHING TRANNY PORN

CYA

Man, the Brits fed everyone on one of the ISAF installations in Kabul. Best breakfast chow I had anywhere down range.

>canadians think a tabloid health section is offical goverment advice
day of the rake when?

>Sophie Borlard health edtior for the Daily Mail now writes dictatorial law.

>kabul
My two dogs are from there.

What did they serve you mate?

Come on then tell me what you are doing to save the White race then?

based dm

>Sup Forums died
we are i the process of a glorious rebirth
if that troubles you you should leave with him

That breakfast is what stood out.
>Sopping up that gooey slop with toast
Best part of the day.

It's a lovely day and I'm stuck at work for the next 7 hours. Hurry up and replace me with a robot ffs.

HAHA FUCKING BASED INNIT HES TALKING ABOUT SAVING THE WHITE RACE INNIT BUT HE PROBABLY CANT EVEN SUPPORT HIMSELF HAHA

FUCKING WHO CARES BRO THATS JUST SEMANTICS INNIT I RETWEET MEMES ON THE DAILY HAHA IM A FUCKING SAVIOUR

HAHA MEMES XDDDD YEAH BRO DEUS VEULT INNIT FUCKING BASED I TELL THEE

HAHA BASED CARTOON BRO!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING GENERAL OF THE MEME WAR INNIT
HAHA NEVERMIND THEM ROASTIES BRO ITS ALL THEIR FAULT THAT YOU'RE A COMPLETE FUCKING MESS WHO DOES NOTHING HAHA FUCK EM' ANYWAY THEY'LL HIT THE WALL @ 30 PAHAHA CATS BRO

ALSO DID I MENTION IM ON THE REGISTER? YEAH BUT WHO CARES THIS IS Sup Forums BRO. HAHA GO BACK TO PLEBBIT IF YOU DON WATCH ANIME BRO YEHA IM A 36 YEAR OLD MAN SO WHAT?!!!??!

Just give yourself a seizure. They'll send you home. I promise.

shut up you fool
i'm doing the same thing as you
except not for vlad

do you need to have a chat mate?
you seem troubled

HAHA BASED BRO! WHT ARE YOU DOING EXACTLY? RETWEETING PICTURES OF FROGS?

POSTING MEMES AND SAYING "KEK"???? COS THATS ALL I DO EVERYDAY

IN FACT, I JUST POST HERE BECAUSE I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE AT ALL. IF SOMETHING WAS TO CHANGE FOR ME PERSONALLY, I'D STOP POSTING HERE OR EVEN CARING ABOUT POLITICS.

YOU UNDERSTAND BRO? IM HERE BECAUSE IM A 30 YEAR OLD VIRGIN CARTOON WATCHER, NOT BECAUSE I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE FUTURE.

BUT ITS BASED THO INIT I JUST TELL MYSELF IM THE EXCEPTION AND THEN I FEEL GOOD

TRANNY PORN IS STILL BUFFERING. MUST BE FROM ALL THE OTHER POL POSTERS LOADING THE SAME VIDEOS.

youtube.com/watch?v=W-lF106Dgk8
>RETWEETING PICTURES OF FROGS?

only if you want
you appear to have mistaken me for a poltard

HAHA BASED BRO IM NOT EVEN A POLTARD BRO I JUST POST HERE EVERYDAY OR EVERY OTHER DAY SOMETIMES USING THE GAY FLAG HAHA YEAH IM LIKE A FUCKING SPY BRO

HAHA BASED IM A SPY IN THE MEME WAR BRO.

HAHA YEAH IM ACTUALLY STILL A MASSIVE WASTE OF OXYGEN AND A NET DRAIN ON HUMANITY, BUT I DON'T CLASSIFY MYSELF AS A "POLTARD" EVEN THOUGH I POST HERE EVERY SINGLE DAY

HAHA BASED!

>SOMETIMES USING THE GAY FLAG
if you prefer
that fascist flag is a joke anyway

NO I'D MUCH PREFER YOU HANGED YOURSELF UNTIL DEATH

That God tier fry ups abused me...

Americans objectively have the best breakfasts.

Pakiposter has really let his quality down

>A MASSIVE WASTE OF OXYGEN AND A NET DRAIN ON HUMANITY
very presumptuous
sort of prejudice i would expect from a poltard desu

charming
what brought you to Sup Forums?
was it Sup Forums?

*limes being thrown*

>""""""""Bacon"""""""", pancakes and syrup
>Belonging in a meal together

Fix your lives, you fucking worthless cunts. Almost every single one of you is a waste of fucking oxygen. What do you but sit and waste?

I hope one day, if you don't kill yourself that is, that you feel nothing but regret and intense torment when you look back on your meaningless fucking life filled to the brim with nothing but nothing! I hope somewhere in your unconscious you remember this post and it comes back to you just before the moment of your death and imagine me laughing at you.

Cartoons, porn, junk food, and "memes"? That's all you did? That is what you amounted to?

No, that's a different guy. Though maybe he's trying to tell you something to faggot.

Didn't even read

Fuck off

>Gets completely BTFO
>Starts talking to himself and then disappears
Wtf did Eddie mean by this?

Tell me what you are doing then?

>how can you even compete

I'm an American who moved to England and disagree. English bacon is so superior to American bacon that it makes your argument moot. Also, there is too much sugar in American breakfasts.

Useful shops have closed and now every town is full of takeaways selling foreign fatty junk food and coffee shops pushing 200 calorie cups of coffee.

Do you mean subjectively

Don't worry about me.

This thinking of yours is why you're in the position you're in. You are so concerned with what others are doing that you have neglected yourself and are now reaping the consequences of your own actions, or rather, inaction.

Time to wake up, waster. YOU are responsible for yourself, no one else. So don't worry about what other people are doing when you are a complete fucking drain on all humanity. Only after you've reached a certain level of self sufficiency should you be concerning yourself with other peoples lives. But YOU haven't, have you?

You bash faggots but watch tranny porn. You mock 'soyboys' but watch cartoons. You laugh at 'SJW's' but are SJWs, albeit less successful ones.

All of you hypocrites make me sick to my fucking core.

>Didn't even read
you've found the capslock button
congratulations
you realise you're a poltard as well know?
i mean you post angry shitpost bait of no substance composed entirely of strawmen
you'll fit right in

does anyone know where i can find this vid?

>Also, there is too much sugar in American breakfasts.
Um, no. That's called ingenuity.

Your complaining about us doing nothing, but as it looks like you are also doing nothing, add ideas to the discussion about what to do then if you are so more enlightened

I POST NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH. ALSO, STOP PRETENDING YOU DIDN'T READ EVERY SINGLE WORD

HAA BASED I POSTED A MEME XDDDD

>All of you hypocrites make me sick to my fucking core.
that's the sort bigoted sweeping generalisation we like kid
pull up a chair

I just told you what to do, you utter fucking cunt.

FIX YOUR LIFE. UNTIL THEN, STOP FUCKING POSTING HERE. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO OFFER OTHERWISE.

Am I wrong? Look carefully, you'll find I'm not.

>HAA BASED I POSTED A MEME XDDDD
epic
absolutely
based
rare
Sup Forums

YES, BACK ON REDDIT YOU GOOK EYED FUCKING FAGGOT

Which is going to fill you up more? A stack of pancakes with 300g of carbs and no nutrition to speak of, or a glorious 1300 calorie English breakfast full of testosterone-promoting fats, fiber, and protein?

What are you offering to here?
And who is complaining about anyone other person or group?

Our normal scoff is fucking disgusting, tubes of fat in pig skin covered in 3 day old heated beans. You must have got the decent grub from the civvy KBR pakis

I'M OFFERING MY SERVICES AS A SURROGATE FATHER, SINCE CLEARLY YOUR REAL FATHER NEVER CARED TO BOTHER.

IF YOU ARE NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT OTHER PERSONS OR GROUPS, THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE, RETARD? OH RIGHT! ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE INTERESTED IN POLITIC OR THE FUTURE OF YOUR COUNTRY, NO NO NO! YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND AND YOU LIKE ANIME. RIGHT?

DIE IN A FIRE CUNT

Probably the pancakes + eggs + bacon + sausage + hash-browns + ham.

Fuck yanks. It's our James Bond theme.

What are peoples thoughts on the whole Russian spy business?

How about you new friend? What do you make of it?

All the political parties are shit and ukip and BNP are dead, normies don't want it listern what do you suggest us to do

Nobody?

youtube.co/watch?v=WmhbOgSKF9k

fucked that up somehow

youtube.com/watch?v=WmhbOgSKF9k

eddie larps as a pirate while driving his kia

He was ment to stop giving out secrets after he was released but I reckon he continued to do so

This is true

Aaaaah.
I want that breakfast.

>Gone
>Implying

She's buatiful.

>Not Clotted cream

Y*nks everybody

GREAT people.

Needs more baked beans m8

i thought she was really quite average looking
took me ages to find any half decent photos of her
lulu is my waifu desu

fucking hell
you've been posting these for so long and they just keep coming

The real question is how that g didn't burn in the fire

I don't really get how his sentence was so low either when he had a previous and quite serious conviction. That flat was filled with the most degenerate of people.

Did you cook that from you cuck shed?

This guy is an interesting criminal
Left credit cards and dived straight into weed
I think his sentence is low because he wasn't producing cannabis, only oil, and his lawyers will have used the
>'e were saving lurvyes, honest
argument.

What race is he? He looks slightly Italian

>14/91 posts by this id (15% of total posts)
You're responsible.

His name is Eamon Zada, I wondered too but apparently Zada is a Jewish surname.

no
this thread is shit even when i'm not here
you know that as well as i do

just runs faster and has more music videos when i'm here

youtube.com/watch?v=tLxDRePUwEY

i can leave if you prefer

Fucking ponyfag.

Roasted

anybody?
just say the word and i can leave you to your hugbox

youtu.be/pNjz4qX_izw

Wtf is life