Should suicide be illegal?

what should be the punishment for it?

>what should be the punishment for it?

Death.

This.

lol Came here to say this.

unironically this, even for attempted suicide desufam

Hey Britney, how you're doing lately?

Isn't it illegal already?

What? This makes no sense

FPBP

this

norks came with the idea of imprisoning the family members of the suicide victim

>The Suicide Act 1961 is an Act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom. It decriminalized the act of suicide in England and Wales so that those who failed in the attempt to kill themselves would no longer be prosecuted.

Well fuck.

Yes but i dont want people attempting suicide and failing. Goverment issued short barrel shotguns with a foot pad for the trigfer and 3 inch magnum rounds would suffice

Lol it is in some places.

Apparently not in the UK anymore

Torture to the point where you want to kill yourself

it should be rewarded.

I believe it is here in DK.
That way you can get sentenced to some sort of treatment

That's why they are trying to legalize euthanasia. Makes perfect sense.

I think it should remain illegal and that anyone caught attempting suicide be put to death. This way we can eliminate all the "cry for help" faggots who just want attention and were never serious about killing themselves. We could have specially prepared "hot doses" at needle exchanges to take all the guesswork out of killing yourself. Take your hot dose, go into your suicide cubicle and if you are still alive 15 minutes later get arrested and the state will do the lethal injection for you.

Emo attention whores BTFO!

Yeah, it's just so the cops can kick your door in and take you to a hospital if you attempt.

Very progressive. What if it's your child?

No.

>kill yourself
>go to jail

What's the implication of suicide being illegal? That you're property?

Oy vey we can't have our workers and consumers killing themselves. Who will work in the factories? Who will buy our mass produced garbage?

Suicide is only illegal so cops can interact with someone about to do it.

Euthanasia makes sense for people dying a slow and painful death. Not so much for emo teenagers believing that living is to paniful for them.
So it should be regulated by medical profesionals

Yes. Retards on Sup Forums don't realize that they are really being very good goyim.
>But I voted for Trump
Whose son in law and biggest advisor is a kike.

Finally someone in here who's not fake and gay. Yes it was illegal for roman slaves.

Is it an obvious interest of a nation or country to keep its workforce actually working?

Well see after AI.

taking of property/money.

How about their virginity too?

Top kek

Not a bad idea. Would rapidly weed out the attention whores from the people that actually just want to kill themselves

well that would probly be the reason they did kill themselves. soo legalizing prostitution would help get fat nigger faggots laid and stop being depressed. also the ones who still kill themselves are transfaggots. i need to test these theories. i will be back tomorrow >:3
*flies away on helicopter to front flip back into hole*

/thread

Now that's a British girl I could be with. Too bad she is demented feminist retard

It's illegal for a soldier in war time. During WWI the punishment was ironically death.

Depends.
If you are a socialist the answer should be no since raising you required a community investment, and you must return good fruit comrade.

If you are an individualist then you would say no since you have empathy for people on a unitary level and probably are aware in most cases suicidal desires are passing impulses caused by a temporary state of depression.

And if you are a nihilist youd say yes, but you opt out of having an opinion because you're the little faggot who refuses to even try storymode or dungeons in a sand box and ends up just using mods to murdering children for a few hours for lolz before deleting.