The Battle of Brisbane: You Seppos better explain yourselves!

Oi. Listen here, "Yankee doodles". The Battle of Brisbane was a riot between United States military personnel on one side and Australian servicemen and civilians on the other, in Brisbane, Queensland's capital city, on 26 and 27 November 1942.

Hold up a second. 26 AND 27 November? Youse cunts are the worst guests. I swear.
First you riot. Then you do it again the next night! Fucking cunts! We're supposed to be your allies?

"By the time the violence had been quelled, one Australian soldier was DEAD and hundreds of Australian and US servicemen had been injured."

Fucking CUNTS! You murdered one of us. Bastards.

We were supposed to be your friends. You fucking maggots!!! Explain yourselves!

Good reasons why you had to commit riot on us, or America is forever listed in the cosmic hospitality register as a 'bad guest'.

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Sage all Aussie threads and remind people of the Emu War

Fuck your meme flag off and stop trying to instigate a U.S , aus fight you kike cunt

Had a great uncle who served in the pacific, he became friends with some australians by sharing stories about how they thought the yanks were a bunch of cunts.

The Aussie women were such sluts for American GIs kek

" Brisbane found it difficult to cope, starting in December 1941, as their population of roughly 330,000 increased by 80,000 during the peak period.[2] The city was fortified, schools were closed, brownouts enforced, crime increased, and many families sold up and moved inland."
>crime increased
Oh I see how it goes. Americans show up, crime MAGICALLY INCREASES! How convenient. It's all wrapped up in a nice little PACKAGE, isn't it?

Apparently Australia only discovered heroin when AMERICAN SCUM were stationed here in the Vietnam War.

Do any Americans have any explanations for themselves?!?!?!?! HRM??? Bad boys. Bad, bad boys.

American arrogance stealing aussie women's and treating their niggers like shit. Literally a culture clash they treated the aussies like we needed saving. We didn't. They fucked our women creating the slut culture that exists today. Treated their niggers like shit and being autistic aussies we backed the underdog niggers.
It as a team effort desu senpai

>using meme flags

cry moar

>Do any Americans have any explanations for themselves?!?!?!?! HRM??? Bad boys. Bad, bad boys.

Yes goyim explain yourselves meme flag cunt demand reparations for your ancestor wrong doings.

>cry moar
I said it was a team effort and a culture clash. I legit couldn't give a fuck what arrogant yanks and Bogans did in ww2 except kill nips.

The worst part is they won the death count.
We should have merked 2 of them right at the end of the riots, just to come out on top in the body count.
Fucking Seppo scum.
They were going to give away the top half of our country to the Japs.
We'll see.
One day, we'll see.
Australia Will Rise.
The Emu War has been debunked. Helicopters didn't exist and the Emus were literally shot with thie pictured gun, but didn't die. There was no real way to eliminate them without massive effort. Compare to your coyote problem in America.
Shit, America has packs of bears running around its cities.
At least our cities are for people.

"“THERE were mobs of men fighting — usually with one American being kicked to the death in the middle.”"
^--- HAHAHA eyewitness accounts of the Battle of Brisbane.
No wonder they murdered one of our guys, they couldn't hack getting THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF THEM.
America how tough are you?
Come fite us IRL.
Battle of Brisbane, cunts. We'll see you any time.
BAD GUESTS!

>They were going to give away the top half of our country to the Japs.
Fucking brainlet the australian govt. Wanted to fight the japs on the mainland.
What's more the japs had already invaded soverign australian clay.
>Being stupid enough to die in a riot with your allies.
The cunt probably deserved it.

Read about the battle of Wellington smartass
You thought it was a smart idea to not let maoris into a pub in their own country
Nek minnut
Yanks getting btfo and never recovering from such a beating

“We went to the pictures to see Mrs Miniver at 5 last night and came out about 7.45 ... we were just walking calmly down a main street, and suddenly marching down the road came these hordes of militia and they saw John and yelled, ‘There’s a bloody Yank — kill him!’ — and rushed us.”
^-- Americans why do you make your own host nations so ANGRY at you?
You've been kicked out 109 times, Americans.
Is the problem you?

Aussie autism lead to the death of an aussie. Bogans I fucking swear.

HAHAHAHA IT HAPPENED IN NEW ZEALAND TOO.

How many times, Americans?

109?

110?

YOU ARE BAD GUESTS. WHY DO YOU KEEP INFURIATING YOUR HOSTS? IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE JEWS YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT!

ha ha ha. This is so fucking easy.

The Battle of Manners Street refers to a riot involving American servicemen and New Zealand servicemen and civilians outside the Allied Services Club in Manners Street, Wellington, New Zealand in 1943.[1] The club was a social centre, open to all military personnel.

Some of the American servicemen from the American South in the Services Club objected to Māori soldiers also using the Club, and on 3 April 1943 began stopping Māori soldiers from entering. Many New Zealand soldiers were in the area, both Caucasian (Pākehā) and Māori, and combined in opposition. The stand off escalated when Americans took off their belts to attack those who wanted to let the Māori in.

News of the riot was censored at the time, hence much of the mythology about the event, including the claim that two Americans were killed.

^---- Hahahahaha fucking morons this was AFTER the Battle of Brisbane but the Top Brass still hasn't either told their men to stop acting the cunt, or simply can't control them! And what happens? They get the shit beaten out of them, two dead, and everything censored because it would embarrass the fuck out of them.

Loser cunts. So fucking lame. Let me catch my son being a bad guest as a military man in an ally's host nation!!!

"Yankee Doodles" are saging because they caught the feels.
Calling me a Jew won't help as I'm not one.
Failure Americans can't hack that they offend their best friends and act like the worst spoiled brats.

"Many factors reportedly contributed to these tensions, including the fact that U.S. forces received better rations than Australian soldiers, shops and hotels regularly gave preferential treatment to Americans, and the American custom of "caressing girls in public" was seen as offensive to the Australian morals of the day. Lack of amenities for the Australians in the city also played a part. The Americans had PXs offering merchandise, food, alcohol, cigarettes, hams, turkeys, ice cream, chocolates, and nylon stockings at low prices, all items that were either forbidden, heavily rationed, or highly priced to Australians. Australian servicemen were not allowed into these establishments, "
In our own country.
Our own country.
Fucking Yanks.

Nobody cares, meme flag rabbi. Just a little friendly roughhousing with the boys, we don't act like bloodthirsty desert people when a sick cunt dies doing what sick cunts do.

>>some random bullshit
>thread gets 100 replies in under 2 mins
>>truth
>thread dies

Sup Forums is dead
well done shills

Really seems like even then the amerimutt meme was around youtube.com/watch?v=zzVqJPkiul0

When i was in the muhreens we had port call in Australia

10/10 had a blast ausfags are a riot

OH ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE AMBUSH IN NIGER?

It's funny how I read they recovered the bodies of the three white soldiers immediately, but the sole black guy's body was not recovered for multiple days.

This seems to accord well with the EXACT REASONS WHY you wore out your welcome at the Battle of Brisbane, and the Battle of Manners St.

You've literally got black dudes fighting and dying with you as brothers in arms, but won't treat them as equals.

Here in Australia, we call that "the act of a cunt".

Is English not your first language? What even is your point?

Believe I've made it quite well.
The overall point is: You American cunts are bad guests, even to your allies.
I can easily see how you pissed off all the morons in Afghanistan and Iraq. They aren't even your allies you must have been really assholish to them.
Australia and New Zealand WERE your allies but you acted to high and mighty in our countries, where you were our guest, that we had to form rampaging mobs and bash the fuck out of you.
You have coloured people fighting and dying with you as brothers in arms but won't even let them drink in the same pub? That is "the act of a cunt" - and that is pure Australian for you, better English than you Yanks ever knew. Fucking weirdo Puritan scum.

You're the spastic cunt who brought up the Niger ambush, which further proves my point. Go look it up, your military recovered the three white bodies immediately but left the black guy rotting in the sand for days. Exact same attitude as in WWII - not letting your black soldiers drink in bars, not treating them even remotely equally, trying to force Maoris out of pubs in New Zealand - it rubbed as the wrong way.
See in Australia we have a true warrior culture, ANZAC culture.
It's not based on how being number 1. It's based on being mates, brothers in arms. Never leaving a digger behind.
If an aboriginal was in an Australian army unit he could drink with them all day. They might make fun of him for being an abo, but he would probably say heaps funny shit like "I love being a Koori, I wouldn't be white for quids"

a.) we don't have a coyote problem in america
b.) we don't have "packs of bears" running around our cities
c.) you got emu'd.com kid, just accept it and move on

tl;dr

blow it out your ass

Can confirm, US Marine here spent two weeks in Melbourne. Your women were falling over themselves to get this dick. Lol all I had to do was open my mouth.

nigga step out'a line, nigga get his head bust

fuck off rabbi we are with our us mates and wont be instigated into violence

>Your women were falling over themselves to get this dick.

t. Nigger

>booohooo americans killed 1 guy

they burned cities full of women and children

auscunts fucking deserved it

>u.n. flag
>nice job being a american stooge
i swear 80% of these gay ass threads are bots

That's my favourite bit of American GI hooliganism of the whole war. The smug cunts tried to start shit with the maori and the kiwis joined the maori in kicking the yank's arses.

Over here in bongland we had problems with the way Americans treated their black soldiers. We had no concept of treating anyone but jews as second class citizens at the time and the blacks happily mixing with civvies gave the yank MPs enough reason to beat them to death. Caused a lot of disgust but it was stamped out to keep d-day on schedule. We should've seized and hung the MPs.

No matter where they visited, American soldiers were absolute bastards to their host nation and I'm glad they got what was coming to them from the locals when they crossed them personally at least.

It was all in good fun

I thought you upside down cunts enjoyed a little Barney from time to time?

^---- The unvarnished truth.
American pride is overbearing.

KEKS
>he US Army provided silk stockings and candy to American troops which they handed out to Australian Women, as well as US Army rations, in a time where Australians were on a poor diet due to rationing of food to civilians. This resulted in U.S. servicemen not only enjoying success in their pursuit of the few available women but also led to many Americans marrying Australian women, facts greatly resented by the Australians. In mid-1942, a reporter walking along Queen Street counted 152 local women in company with 112 uniformed Americans, while only 31 women accompanied 60 Australian soldiers.
KEKS

...but...but, this was my thread, embarrassing the Yanks for being assholes.
Now you've gone and ruined it.
Bloody yanks with their candy and stockings.
They think they're so fucking good!

when I initially saw the thumbnail of your thread I thought you'd be talking about it but since you didn't I had to add some data to the discussion
wish it was the topic

>walk into an Aussie bantz thread
>expecting some bantz
>they're crying about how we treated niggers and maori savages like shit

Is this some new form of bantz or something, please tell me you're being ironic.

I am smart enough not to use 'stocking and candy' in my argument because I know it makes my team look bad. Like a bunch of poors.
But if it is brought up, I will dispute upon it:
We were really living it hard, under rations.... War-time measures. People struggling.
Cue the American soldiers. Living it up. Candy. Roasted hams! Fucking SILK STOCKINGS? Jesus.
What reason did they have for silk stockings other than a determined and planned effort to let their soldiers steal our women?!?!?!
CRIMINALS!
Worst guests EVER!!!
We let them in our country, they bring candy and stockings to lure our women into vans!!!
WON'T EVEN GIVE US ANY CANDY SO WE CAN LURE 'EM TOO!!!
Fucking yanks!!!
Hehe.

Just lol at beta amerimutts having to resort to luxury articles to lure away sheilas.

the result of fucking their women is important, not the style

>Is this some new form of bantz
"It's my new style!!"

Nah but he's right. The sheilas wouldn't have a bar of them if they didn't have candy and stockings.
Candy and stocking boys!!! That's what we're calling ya from now on, ya cunts!
Americans rock up to Kandahar: Where's ya candy and stockings, boys?
How you gonna lure them bacha bazi boys, without your candy and stockings.
American soldier: "Don't worry about the Aussie bantz, boys. We got plenty of candy and stockings in the humvee."
[Humvee is actually a 30k Toyota. Gets exploded by ISIS].
"Fucking hell. Their goes our candy and stockings. I guess we better retreat from Nigeria!"
MFW they didn't realise they were in Niger, not Nigeria.