If I ask for a ban, would I get banned?
Janitors and/or mods, ban me or else I'll murder your mothers and rape them in their asshole. I know you fucking want me to
Also, Trump is like ghey or something, and he sucks putins dick. Melania will divorce him and Ill have a foursome with his ex wives.
You know what you really need to do for a lifetime ban beaner. Some early b-tier shit.
I got a lifetime ban for a pic of a plastic baby head with a man's finger in it's mouth.
Prudes
You mean child pornography? I would post tons of pics and videos if I knew where the fuck to find those, and have the ethics and moral of a fucking jew nigger
Will skip on that
I'm half mexican
Why do you want banned?
Fuck you half way
Here...
Go to Bingo, safe search off
"Img autopsy sex"
That'll get you there
post moar of girl on right
You sick phuck
WTF?!?!?!
Spam black dick threads.
I got a lengthy ban for taking about drunk driving. I wasn't even promoting it or being edgy. I was literally talking about how I used to be a huge offender in my youth.
Sick? ...I don't get it.
Mods mom
BAN ME ALREDY, YOU PUSSIES
Posting in an orc thread
I got a pretty long ban one time for going to /vp/ and asking if they thought Pokemon had run its course.
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make it a furry porn thread and you will get banned by the horny mods
I got banned for posting cuckold porn. Just do that.
If you want to be banned post porn. I also want to be banned mexibro, THEY TOLD ME I WAS HERE FOREVER BUT I DIDN'T LISTEN
To any anons reading this: STOP WATCHING PORN
FOR FUCKS SAKE I'M ONLY POSTING THIS TO GET BANNED
STOP WATCHING PORN YOU RETARDS THAT SHIT ROTS YOUR SOUL
If you watch porn your mother will die in her sleep tonight
Varg told me the same today
What was It? I'm curious but don't wanna go to jail
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Also mods are faggots who have banned me in the past for reporting bbc threads
fuck your mom in the ass mods
i hope a somali nigger enriches your grannies you motherfucking shill enablers
I got banned for 24 hours from all boards for "replying to garbage threads". Wish I would have had an example of what a garbage thread i
USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST
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don't ban him... that' way he will always be trapped here forever and his autism wil get him fired from his job and his wive will divorce him for preferring /x/ than having sex with her hahahaahaahahahaahahaha
I was too. If you bump a thread shitting on whites or something like that you'll probably get a Sup Forums pass
MODS ARE CUNTS
I HEREBY CANCEL MY Sup Forums GOLD ACCOUNT
Make up some fake address, email, and telephone number ask user's to send pizzas and leave swear words on the voicemail of a Jew pedophile Antifa bitch who married a black dude.
Should be good for a week.
Or go with the "Jim Profit" meme.
Take solace in being banned from America. Hope you enjoy the wall
Or battery post MLPonies in a bunch of threads. Mods hate MLP.
>Also, Trump
If you want to get banned you have to say something bad about the democrats.
Yeah just barneypost it's the easiest way but doesn't always work
>memeflag
Probably to get someone else's IP banned as a wifi guest.
Yeah, this will do it. Just spam the board with that mlp shit. That will do you in.
You could post some cheese pizza.
I was too user, until some of my friends got 3 between the two of them
I haven’t drank and drove since and I’m waiting on them to get their 4th
fag
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Nigggerr
Yeah, my buddies got dinged quite a bit by Mass State Police. you have to kill someone to have Boston PD arrest you for DUI, so I have been lucky. We go to Montreal quite often and half my buddies can't go because it's evidently a felony up there.
>tfw no purplesmart waifu
>we can't make these anymore
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Start posting furry porn in every possible board.