Any fellow Walmart associates on Sup Forums hyped for the Trump-inspired bonus that's in our paychecks today(along with...

Any fellow Walmart associates on Sup Forums hyped for the Trump-inspired bonus that's in our paychecks today(along with the quarterly MyShare bonus)? I don't know what I'm going to spend the $400 that I'll be receiving, but I hope it's not all in one place!

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I felt gyped with 2k Christmas bonus.

wtf is an associate? thats some straight up 1984 shit

Hot damn. That's my yearly time off payout since all my requests get denied.

Something that Sam Walton came up with in the 60s iirc. I'm not a stocker. In order to make myself feel better about myself, I describe myself as an Inventory Control Specialist.

I hope you become unemployed. Seriously fuck you Walmart niggers. I hate every single last one of you. I make it my fucking mission to never interact with you people when I step foot in your stores. If the self checkout machines are broke I just put everything back and leave. That is how much I hate you guys.

That's implying that there's actually people on the sales floor, and even if they are, the probably some mystery meat who is not only flummoxed by the English language, but indoor plumbing as well.

I wouldn't go to any of them if the whole store was staffed. I would wait behind a hundred people for self checkout than deal with them.

Is wal mart a better place to work than kroger or Meijer?

Buy an AR-15

You are NH break room poster?

Midwest.

I'm not sure. I never heard of any of those companies

I'm in an apartment building above the 4th floor. It's a blessing that I'm in a locked Institution so it will be one hell of a time for a burglar to attempt breaking and entering. I have a glock anyways for CC reasons.

Well literally anywhere is better than Kroger and their scam union that does nothing other than protect shitty employees from getting rightly fired

Also I have worked at Walmart, target, and Kroger and Walmart was the best hands down

Get back to work Josh, you lazy fuck.

Please don't tell me you've worked at that place for 10 fucking years

Nobody can be that much of a loser

Thanks, Trump! I'll vote for you in 2020!

Josh can be, started as a cart pusher - graduated to stocking shelves.

BIG LEAGUE

400 dollars? Lol, you fucking bum dummy. Obviously a trump supporter.

400 dollars?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

400 dollars matters this much LOL

You shouldn't admit you've been there for so long.

Hey Walmart user, good to see you again I thought that you died or something

I work at oberweis to pay for muh college and they started paying me 11 dollars an hour over my previous 9. Thanks trump, you gave me some extra spending cash this semester.

Fuck, I worked at Walmart when I was 17 (9 years ago) and I started at 11.50, and in 3 months they made me the Frozen/Dairy Supervisor and gave me 13.50.

I quit that shit and went to work at $35 /hr ($50 overtime) for Belfor and have been steadily increasing my wage since.

Fuck if you worked at Walmart more than 2 fucking years you are a fucking loser son, no offense, but god damn.

That's a place you work when you literally have below 60 IQ and can't function anywhere else.

Yeah!! He should stop working so I can pay his welfare you cuck.

Working for Wal-Mart in the DC's, I have determined that they expect your managers to push you to take vacation. If nobody ever takes any time off it is such a monumentally bad deal for Wal-Mart that nobody should take any vacation time and watch the cracks form.

TRILLIONS IN TAX CUTS

1 TIME BONUS OF $100

S&P 500 companies expected to buy back $800 billion of their own shares this year
marketwatch.com/story/sp-500-companies-expected-to-buy-back-800-billion-of-their-own-shares-this-year-2018-03-02

El WAGE SLAVE Aaaaaaaaaaaaah

Fucking retard live with your family instead if gettimg jewed by landowners rents.

Warren Buffett's Berkshire Gains $37 Billion from Tax Cuts
investopedia.com/news/warren-buffetts-berkshire-gains-37-billion-tax-cuts/

>$500 cad
it's enough to pay for clean running water in when you're white in canada

you've been working for Walmart for more than 10 years?
don't you have any ambitions?

Blackstone CEO Stephen Schwarzman earned whopping $800 million in 2017
marketwatch.com/story/blackstone-ceo-stephen-schwarzman-earned-whopping-800-million-in-2017-2018-03-01

hydro bill is electric

Never knew that. I'll keep that in mind.

Already work up to 10 hours a week for free. This week not so much as management had some benevolence and actually approved overtime. A rarity since the economy went tits up in 2008.

It's the only game in town as I don't have a GED.

It's a car payment+insurance and maybe a dimebag if anything left over.

It's alright. I can't be a net tax recipient and as you can tell from my reply above that I'm not that smart, so this job is the best I will ever have it, although 14 years in this place can be a bit monotonous.at times.

My family ended up homeless 20 years ago and my parents are probably still homeless or dead. I don't know. I kind of stopped caring after I was more of a "bank" rather than their "son".

All dreams I had died around the year 2000.

how can anyone with a straight face say that walmart should be anything bud a minimum wage paying entry level job

these people trying to make a career out of it need a reality check.

stop having fucking large families if you can barely support yourself.

>Ontario hydro bill
>water

>All dreams I had died around the year 2000.

wow sorry to hear that walmartanon

>LE I WORK AT LE WALMART LE ASK ME LE ANYTHING GUIS XDDD
go fucking make a blog jesus christ, not politics kys

What the fuck happened to your parents and family?

It is what it is. Had I actually tried in school and a path laid out, it would've been more regrettable. Now I'm just a rather bitter person pushing 40.

The tldr is that my family got involved in some legal problems which was a bit off more than they could chew. Keep in mind they made some horrible decisions like having two more kids while living in a motel room and given the amount of time that has passed they still haven't gotten on their feet. I'm not that difficult of a guy to get ahold of, but I have no desire to talk to them ever again. I pray the children they brought into this world under irresponsible circumstances turn out alright and don't end up on a molyneux type phone call

That hasnt explained anything, what legal problems, why dont you want to see them? .
Drug problems?

I have a 132 professionally tested IQ and I'm a broke NEET.

I wouldn't be able to get any kind of "good job". There is not nearly enough jobs that pay a livable wage, for the amount of people who need them.

I have no experience, social connections, degrees (nor anyway to pay for a degree), or family to just give me a job.

I would be lucky to get hired at Walmart, despite being smarter than literally over 99% of the population.

Intelligence/IQ has nothing to do with financial success. It is largely decided by how privileged you were at birth.

is that u? jfc man lose 100 lbs

No, I'm actually fit and lift weights.

How old are you?
Go to school retard.

>Go to school retard.

I'm not going $50,000+ into debt for a college degree, nor am I going into a lesser amount of debt for a trade school.

Neither will guarantee me a job. Most people get jobs based off social connections, nepotism, being attractive, and sociable.

A degree or skills will not help me with this.

You could start a business if you were really that intelligent

so he hates amazon but forces walmart to increase product prices to cover wage increase making amazon sales increase

former frontend associate of the month here, what do you faggots get for Christmas anymore? one year we got an additional employee discount on just one purchase (iirc it was an action code on the register to trigger it, once per associate), and one year groceries were covered by our discount card for a few weeks. do they jew you over more or less now?

don't be a faggot, Walmart is literally always hiring, even turboautists like yourself

With what money retard? It costs a lot of money to start a business.

Don't even imply that I would be approved for a business loan.

Sup Forums was born with a silver spoon in their mouth, don't expect them to know what it's like to be poor.

The walmert by me tries to funnel costumers into the self kike-out so they only need 2 nigresses total to run all register lanes. Everybody seems content to wait behind 6+ full carts instead of using self kike-out machines.

Dude I got a grand(on top of my 15%normal bonus at 16per hour) at BB and I wasn’t even there a year FT. Y’all getting jewd at WM

whats BB

Bestbuy

>putting our associates first
Except when it comes to paying them. Then fuck 'em.

Just Jew the selfcheck out. Those booms typically don’t care it’s not publix.

No thanks I have bills to pay and need more than 12 hours a week.

25% off an entire transaction. I literally have 3 carts and spend no less than $700.

>tfw I don't even make $15/hr after being here for 14 years

Like I said, FT 40+ hours. It might be hard for you to get a job there, you actually need a pulse.

Scan my own shit and put it on the filthy floor because the machines are not made for weighing a grocery load more than 10 items? Then they tell me like I'm the idiot while the machine beeps that "yous can jus pu'back in yo cart" except my cart is still half full of fucking groceries you dumbass ape woman.

Why are you not a manager now ?

I can't even get into electronics here. That's ok. Have the obese nigress try her hand at efficiency.

Positions are being cut left and right. Not to mention there's too much competition. Over 350 people are employed at this store. On overnights, I have only seen 4 people be promoted to hourly management. This is before our store became an Academy store. Don't believe the promotion propaganda. I've known people who have had to wait five years just to transfer to a maintenance position, and only made it after the pay structure was reworked a few years ago when maintenance wages were reduced.

I'm not a woman either. Those class action lawsuits in the 90s are really really paying off.