/ptg/ President Trump General - GENTLY PERSUADED EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Pres Trump at bean coalition summit 3/7/18
youtu.be/9cp8BGnReMk
>VP Pence in NE supporting Gov Ricketts 3/7/18
youtu.be/ua4EMVghMQk
>VP Pence @America 1st event in KY 3/7/18
youtu.be/I7QmUr0xe8M
>AG Sessions on sanctuary cities suit 3/7/18
youtu.be/AQxRFyJCYWE
>EdSec Devos Press Brief 3/7/18
youtu.be/5E8hcfFkeq0
>Chief Econ Hassett @Joint Econ Cmte 3/7/18
c-span.org/video/?441870-1/
>WHPressSec Sarah on Fox 3/7/18
youtu.be/Cutq1xIM4sc
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/7/18
youtu.be/2u9LciHdhCk
>StateDep Readout - Heather/DepSoS Sullivan 3/7/18
youtu.be/pMTbiBgUmYw
>Pres Trump/Swede PM Sven presser 3/6/18
youtu.be/s55UPDUpF6U
>Pres Trump/Swede PM statements 3/6/18
youtu.be/0__2oiHYCYY
>Pres Trump meets Swede PM Sven 3/6/18
youtu.be/aODRHxousCE
>VP Pence @America 1st event in IA 3/6/18
youtu.be/MMegB5RLHIo
>SoS T-Rex on US/AFR relations 3/6/18
youtu.be/ace1_IwbEKw
>VASec Shulkin @AMVETS event 3/6/18
c-span.org/video/?442148-1/
>TransSec Chao @House on Infrastructure Plan 3/6/18
c-span.org/video/?442129-1/
>TreasSec Mnuchin @House on Budget 3/6/18
c-span.org/video/?442161-1/
>USAFCOM Gen Waldhause on MilitaryOps in Africa 3/6/18
c-span.org/video/?442146-1/
>DNI Coats @Senate on World Threats 3/6/18
c-span.org/video/?441863-1/

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Anybody got any Sessions pictures with glowing eyes like he's about to deport California into the sun?

I woke up and thought it was Friday. ;(

The BRAIN man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his tumor. His swelling is large. Its domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out.

He is bipartisan, as a result of his high levels of patriotism. This gives him the appearance of health and strength.

The BRAIN man's demeanor is one of a true maverick. He is principled, assertive, and can be explosively conservative. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly members of the GOP

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Twin, how can i feel what you feel?

South Africa is going to be fun once things get out of hand
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Hopefully we get to use these memes

Drain the swamp.

Umm, seems like people don't care about their taxes anymore, they just can't stop hating Trump lol.

wtf that pic?

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The Boers are absolutely fucked and no one will help them, but I hope they go out with a bang.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Donald J. Trump. The innuendo is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of American Nationalism tropes the motiffs will go over the typical viewers head. There's also Donald Trump's psychotic personality which is deftly woven in to his characterisation- Trump draws heavily from Anno's OC donut steel character Mari Makinami from the Eva rebuilds, for instance. The /ptg/ers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to understand these tropes, to see that they're not just waifubait- they say something deep about Politics. As a consequence, people who dislike Trump truly ARE normies- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the references in President Trump's existential catchphrase "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN", which is itself a cryptic reference to the possessive yandere interaction of Future Adolf's leads. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Youtube's "BUILD THE WALL" comments unfold themselves on their macbook screens. What fools... how I pity them.

who's driving?

US driven by neo-imperialist ambitions in interfering in other countries' affairs claims Lavrov

>“I didn’t know that [US Secretary of State] Rex Tillerson is a specialist in Chinese-American relations,” Lavrov said. He added that “it’s not exactly appropriate” for Tillerson to speak about Africa’s relations with other countries, while a guest, especially in such “a negative way.”

pay your respects lads, he almost got away

>sessile sessions
>doing anything

Can of corn.

She looks better with less makeup, she used to put so much on

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Sjw rampaging in a market

wack arnolds
mcdowells

Anyone help a brainlet out and make this a webm?
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Nice mccain. Saved

Seriously? Pff W is for Wanker.

Only good W is W-hataburger.

The patriarchy

What's Joe gonna talk about today?

More importantly, who cares?

>Based Tucker vid

Woman are so narcissistic they mistake male hardship for their own hardship because things get slightly less convenient for them. Thank God a male psychologist (in a field saturated with women) was able to fucking realize it.

For what purpose?

BASED

Good morning fellas, been out of the loop for the last couple of days, what's the focus on lately?

Persuasion

What a big guy, getting big guy ratings.

>Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood has a solution to end threats made by Florida teens against schools: hold parents financially responsible for their kids’ actions.

>In a Friday statement, Chitwood told WESH-TV that the parents of school students making threats against others or schools at large would quite literally pay.

>“Last week, I said, ‘You don’t want me raising your child. You don’t want me involved in your family life.’ Well, now you have me, because yesterday was just out of control,” Chitwood said in response to the four calls he received on Thursday that pertained to kids making school threats.

>All four calls resulted in arrests, according to WESH.

>The station reported that each sheriff’s call costs a minimum of $1,082

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Florida has lost it.

based

Need a reaction for lewds, I don't like the naked helper pepe/apus

Family values

For what reason though? Is there a new juicy narrative being pushed?

people should go in and order whataburger items, then get upset and cause a scene when they don't have them

So what about this "violence in video games" meeting that's habbening today? Any info? Guesses?

god, yes or no?

drumpfies btfo

What's wrong with that? At my school whenever a kid pulled the fire alarm without an actual fire, the fire department/police charged them at least $10,000. Idiots did it to get out of taking tests and then lost about a used car's value.

The man
The myth
The legend

AWOO

A man that truely defines america

People are getting sick of FNC and their cocksucking of Trump.

MSNBC beat Fox News in primetime for the month.
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shad is based

What is this man's target audience? I've never met anyone that watches Maddow, or even heard it's name brought up in casual conversation.

My opinion is that it's happening only to appease the hard right, but who knows.
Vidya isn't the problem it's marxist brainwashing/society that's fucking everything up.

It involves online threats. How do they plan to stop trolling?
Or their "brother" logging onto their account and posting the threat, etc.

I think every Republican that goes on that show fucks Mika and Joe jerks off to it like a good little cuckold

Someone say MILK?

Here in Melbourne Australia today while catching the train some voice came over the loudspeaker and literally thanked the female staff and passengers for their contribution to society.

Imagine being so oppressed as 50% of the population of the world that you have messages broadcast over the train intercom which is usually only used for emergencies congratulating you on existing.

Imagine being so complaisant that you accept this pandering without complaint.

Hey guys. I know we try to act like late night “comedians” aren’t funny, but maybe you’re just not seeing the right clips?

Here is an illustration made by Slate. They track how funny and informative these shows are. Use it to guide your viewing habits, perhaps?

Woah...

DADDY NO!

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fucking RIP

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>Two scoops man has least laughs.
haha
>whatshername being anywhere near relevant
eh.

Yes a true hero with the vote that saved America!

If he survives, im going to always think he faked cancer to avoid getting criticism from trump and as excuse to skip votes as a sneaky way to vote no

Yeah I def hear hannity mentioned but never maddow

Is Slate hiring literal autists to make this shit?

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Really makes you think, doesn't it? Why won't the media talk about certain subjects and instead choose to focus on Trump's sex drive?

This wasn't good, or even original
I'd rather see new trash than spray painted trash

>TruePundit
Sounds legit

This is why men respect men more. The fact that women seem to need this shit means they’re weak, lesser, and dont deserve my equal respect generally unless one individually surprises me.

>truepundit

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If he doesnt put any effort into his bait why should i

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>curling qts
Good god

i dont think he exists anymore... more boot than man now

Yuge

More mind than man

let us meld to BTFO Drumpf

ceri is fucking with people big time, apparently possessed. i might get on now.

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I just cut my own hair because too autistic to go to the haircut place

McCain R-O-C-K-S!

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did you get the bowl special?

living the dream

He's okay

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ah i cut my hair, it's not that hard to do.