Be honest, this describes you doesn't it Sup Forums?

Be honest, this describes you doesn't it Sup Forums?

Joe Rogan is a nigger
But my upbringing was pretty alright, never had what the other kids had but i made it work
Most of the reason why I come here is because I want to provide that kind of life for my future kids but it seems like that's going to be difficult

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for boredoms sake
i like pepe check
sam hyde check
depression check
jackin off check
existential "why?" slavic kid check
self diagnosis try to avoid but somewhat check
jordan peterson eh i don't want to take mental health advice from someone on antidepressants, not trying to insult not check
bitcoin could have bought early but i knew better
always had friends not check
like trump but no hat half check
joe rogan only if its a good guest check
poor check
reading Sup Forums check
its ok to be white loved it genius check
contrarian club check
saying soyboy cuckold eh over it not check
cartoon profile picture not check

Nice b8 thread, you projecting memeflag faggot
saged

>tumblr not included
FUCK YOU DAD, FUCK YOU MOM, YOU NEVER LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY

That's only the kekistan faggots.

Lot's of the MGTOW niggers are like that because of single mother / bad mother households.

I'll take that over the antifa starter pack

>Be honest, this describes you doesn't it Sup Forums?
no it describes leftypol

Sup Forums is conservative and we actually value the family structure

>antifa are soyboys
>but they're also violent!
>but they're also pussies!
>but they're also punching me!

The Donald is on reddit, bud.

>Doing everything because government and women told you.

Sounds like a cuqboi to me.

>doing everything to be contrarian because you didn't succeed with women and people don't like you

Ya, much better to be a PEDE, faggot. You're just as bad.

Yeah, they're for the govt, that's why they beat cops, LITERALLY the first response the govt has to dissidents

I guarantee that this is a reddit post. I can just imagine the self righteous redditor finding a picture of a kid in a maga hat and putting "masturbating my life away" right above it. r/politics opened in another tab, thinking he's of moral superiority.

the problem is that most of these frog dick sucking, Trump shit eating, nazi larping cucks live in their mom's basement, eating tendies and couldn't get a fuck if Stormy Daniels straddled their useless cocks

Only nu/pol/.

Real Sup Forums is against vidya, fapping and ecelebs.

No

>Sup Forums
>it’s okay to be white
Well.. yes.
>most popular podcast ever
When the guest is good
>the million dollar dad
Smart guy
>Sam Hyde
ONLY the ted talk that image comes from.

No to the rest. This Image pretty much sucks. Not only could it be more brutally accurate, but the bits that are wrong aren’t exactly scathing.

>They punch like faggots

Does the government actually arrest these faggots?

not even close soyboy.

But not you, right badass? You've studied the blade.

Dont be such a casual, OP

7 of 18

This isnt about me. This is about antifa

t. 56% mutt german-mexican-irish-african

You've saved photos of random people that triggered you?...

Hahaha pol btfo yet again

1 post by this ID

It really doesn't.

I Googled it several minutes ago. Plenty of Antifa pics out there. :^)

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>for boredoms sake
>i like pepe check
>sam hyde check
>depression check
>jackin off check
>existential "why?" slavic kid check
>self diagnosis try to avoid but somewhat check
>jordan peterson eh i don't want to take mental health advice from someone on antidepressants, not trying to insult not check
>bitcoin could have bought early but i knew better
>always had friends not check
>like trump but no hat half check
>joe rogan only if its a good guest check
>poor check
>reading Sup Forums check
>its ok to be white loved it genius check
>contrarian club check
>saying soyboy cuckold eh over it not check
>cartoon profile picture not check

looks good to me.

>parents gave me everything
Lol. Sounds like projection since the average redditor comes from a wealthier background than the average Sup Forums user. Tons of povertyfags here, meanwhile on reddit you see posts like "i make 100k a year and i feel poor"

i just have no friends

You can buy the finest ingredients for a chocolate cake. But just dumping them on the kitchen bench isn't gonna bake the cake.

Boomers gave their children everything, but they never had any fucking clue how to actually raise them.

At this point they've watched so much john oliver and steven colbert that they forgot how to not attack a caricature of the opposition. they've lost their sense of reality. they dont know who their political opposition actually even is at this point.

>yes
>as violent as a soy boy can be
>yes
> as hard as a pussy can punch
why can't liberals understand that a noun can be described in more than one way?

Why would these things point to a resentment of your parents? Sure, all this shit is edgy and debatably psuedo-intellectual, but I don't get the conclusion. This is clearly projecting and/or throwing shit around just to offend as many people as possible.

Alright gang, time to deconstruct this cheap meme for you.
First, go look up the Forer effect on wikipedia. Done it? Good. Let's get down to this.
The creator of this meme has compiled a series of things that people who browse Sup Forums are likely to be into. The chances are that not all these things apply to you, but if enough do you will ignore those that don't due to conformation bias. Then, it draws false equivalence between doing these things and hating your parents. The fact is that almost nobody has a perfect relationship with their parents, but the title will make you focus on all the times you have had friction with them and not all the times you have got on well with them.

So don't worry user. You are not as simple as this meme would have you believe. You are a complex and multi-faceted individual, not some Freudian bullshit.

Not really. I respect my parents for putting up with my angsty behaviour. Now I'm doing my best to make them proud AND I'm doing my best to prepare for the race war.

>Masturbating my life away

I'm confused, don't liberals spend day in and day out trying to normalize sexual behaviors like masturbation?

Sup Forums generally frowns on pornography and other sexual degeneracy

Never got into Sam Hyde's stuff and JRE sucks more often than not, but otherwise more or less correct.

>memeflag
>is retarded in real life

I'm honestly not shocked.

Antifa are soyboys who think they're tougher than they really are. Any time they get into an actual fight they get a mudhole stomped in their ass. Most of them realize this and only pretend to punch Nazis on the internet while they occasionally go to their pride circlejerks and make a nuisance of themselves by smashing your business' windows.

So yes, they are violent, but they're also pussies. They're that kid you knew in high school who was smaller than everyone else yet still insisted on picking fights he couldn't win because of his inferiority complex.

sam hyde, sure
los pepe, sure
Jordan is a mixed bag, but I don't hate him
Depression is the human condition
self-diagnosis, yes and no, probably less than the avg person.
cartoon profile pic, are we user or not?
crying slav guy I have never seen
IOTBW, fine shit.
Contrarian club, sometimes, sometimes no, nowhere near neogaf or reddit tier of faggotry.
soyboy is a solid pejorative.
Sup Forums, duh
Money at $0
Joe Rogan, I don't like Joe Rogan.
0 friends, sometimes, sometimes not.
MAGA hat, I wish, they don't sell them internationally.

You missed out 120+IQ.

That's a good metaphor nazibro. Have a watermelon you knowledge nigger.

Yea because those traditional value family loving conservatards are known to be the ones who rebel against their parents.
>self diagnosed depression and no money in the bank account
Sounds like a leftist to me
>t. soyboy cuckold
Top lol someone got so mad they got called a soyboy on the 4chinners they took to reddit to make a starterpack

>Parents did the bets they could, and I appreciate the effort.
Thats a no
>i like pepe
Who doesn't?!
>sam hyde
Don't really get the sam hyde meme
>depression
had it in early 20s, recovered. It's normal to experience it once in your life, especially if you face adversity
>jackin off
Sometimes. Prefer to fuck tho. Wanking is haram innit m8.
>existential "why?" slavic kid
Funny meme
>self diagnosis
Of what?
>jordan peterson
Legend
>bitcoin
Don't know how to buy it without paying a fee, because I'm that much of a jew, fees bug me. Could have made bank if I'd invested early.
>friends
I got some
>like trump
Best president ever? Wouldn't wear a hat though.
>joe rogan
only if its a good guest
>poor
I got dat Neet bux
>reading Sup Forums
obvs
>its ok to be white
It's better than OK!
>contrarian club
just a truth seeker
>saying soyboy cuckold
Funny and accurate, why not?
>cartoon profile picture
nope

>1 post by this id

How the flying fuck

Ok let's see

>Hate
Pepe
Bitcoin
Rogan
Peterson
Maga shit
Dickbook
Cartoon picture

>Got me on
Steam
Masterbate
Depression
Chan
Self diagnosis

Don't know what the contrarian club is
>Have chase but can't tell if it's using chase or having money..

I read the header and expected anit-sjw memes. Sup Forumsacks in real life tend to be chad, fat nerds, normal guys, and basically all walks of life in regard to career. Sjw are usually college kids with poor parental relations.

>sage

Q predicted this

>Sup Forums creates insane amount of value in the past 15 years
>shitskins are attracted to value like flys are to shit
>shitskins come here but get severely triggered by stuff white people talk about when there is no censorship imposed on them
>for a shitskin this must be the first time they get confronted by unfiltered white opinions
>the cognitive dissonance they experience is SEVERE
>sometimes they can’t sleep for days(I’ve spoken to several pol-shitskins)
>they get addicted to this place because all these things they hear make sense and explain many things in their lives
>they do not admit all of these things but become angry at white and thing that’s it’s just a game to make them feel bad
>they think the world only revolves around them and whites here do the things they do as a way to trigger them
>so they start to playing the game that they assume is being played here

>start posting things explicitly designed to trigger whites
>white purity spiral (causes division in the whites)
>white women hate (causes whites to hate their own kind)
>nigger dick posting (triggered white people’s sexual insecurities)
>attack representatives of white interest politicians&e-celebs

You got me on the Sup Forums thing, but I really don't see what all this has to do with hating your parents. All too often left wingers seem to hate their parents more than right-winger do, but that's just my experience.

No.

NO! HEIL VICTORY!

>not posting superior version
shareblue never learns

n-no

My parents gave me want they could, I love them for it and I peruse Sup Forums daily. That’s about it.

Change it to, I’m fucking sick of the direction the people of my country are headed starter pack

Came in to say this. It's true, I had a luxurious upbringing and I like some of the stuff on that picture, but right-wing people (most of Sup Forums) don't resent their parents.

Hates his parents = no
smug pepe poster = yes
BTC owner = yes
Steam activity = 31h / past two weeks
depression = mild, learned to deal with it with CBT
those two dudes = dont know who they are
masturbating = 1-3 times a week
fan of self diagnosis = yes
cartoon profile pic = to hell with them
joe rogan = who?
0 friends = yes, dont have a faceberg
its okay to be white, MAGA hat = nope, dont give a about politics anymore.
Available balance = about 10k

seems like i dont belong here anymore :3

I honestly dont know anymore and I really dont care. Go fuck yourself shill. Hitler was right. hail victory.

I love my parents, I just hate niggers.

id rather say this is Sup Forums

or this

My dad died when I was six by another drug dealer that wanted my dad's business. My mom lost me and I was raised by m grandparents. Ive been working since I was 15 years old. All my life ive seen affirmative action give a headstart to blacks, sanctuary states give protection to illegals, and the rise of LGBT which has now introduced children transexuals

So fuck you ya prejudiced bigot for judging me based on nothing but hate

The left still can't meme.

Be honest lefty Sup Forums; you dont see the irony of holding illegals as a parrallel to the southerners and their refusal to give up their slaves?

Obligatory

>the right wingers are the ones with mommy and daddy issues
projection on the tier of "no u"

chihuahuas are violent, doesn't make them dangerous

yeah thats accurate enough
i don't know any other life

your seems more fit for antifa and sjws
i think my suits Sup Forums better

but weed and alcohol are great tools to take and a great tools to get drunk or high some hottie and get laid
Insomnia is a common thing these days

Everything else is pathetic

im arab tho

I wish. That sounds awesome.

>maybe my great-grandparents, great-great-grandparents and all my ancestors for the last 20,000 years weren't completely clueless starter pack

Nah, not me. Generally? Sure, a majority, but not every one.

Frenchie, leftie/neo liberal, anti theist, civic nationalist.

Don't like Trump, but don't hate him either.
Not a libtard.
Degeneratly smoke weeb
>inb4 dude weed lmao
Have qt, half arab, atheist and anti feminist GF xith. She smart af.
Not depressed, love life. Sometimes sad like everybody.

Everything in your pic / graph doesn't apply to me. Don't watch joe rogan.

I'm here for the banter, memes and autism

No, I was barely feed. At 18 I was 6'3" and 110lbs.

>but weed and alcohol are gre-
>flag
>high some hottie and get laid
>the only time you can get laid is by drugging some slut
>flag
wew la

I'll bite. How can this be done?

d

>chihuahuas are violent, doesn't make them dangerous
Underrated
Comparing antifa to chihuahuas, too good, top kek.

>he isn't on nofap
Sort yourself out kiddo

>weed bypasses consent
Virgin detected.
Weed doesn't change your judgement, you don't do stupid shit because of cannabis.
People who do stupid shit hugh were stupid before they started smoking.

Just giving you info so you're not bullied and beaten when you reach high school

>weed bypasses consent
if he implies that it's easier to get pussy of course it does in some kind of way
Weed is shit and a drug,no matter how you put it like all the other shit out there,justifying your addiction doesn't make it less true
And I don't need shit inducing stuff to get laid like you soyboys having orgies with your weed buddies for a pack of hash
>Just giving you info so you're not bullied and beaten when you reach high school
>flag
user,I...

Not even close faggot retard

Only kills the shitskin thread if it gets posted within the first 5 first posts, sadly

My mother had cancer, my father is a depressed drunk and we couldnt afford our water bills

Nothing was handed to me on a silver pladder unlike all those holier than thou democrats

Parents didn't give me everything I wanted. Barely a fraction of it. Great relationship with family.

Pepe
>chuckled a few times
Sam Hyde
>His TED talk, inconvenient truth about anime, and Jennifer Aniston videos are great. Funny stand up
Depression
>Everyone is depressed once in a while. It motivates you to fix your life. If you are depressed and do nothing, you're a loser.
Jacking off
>Everyone jacks off
Jordan Peterson
>Acts like he has a spine. Becomes famous. Suddenly has no spine again.
Bitcoin
>For NEETs
Friends
>Friends can be fun so you have people to do stuff with but 99% of friends are fake when it counts
Trump
>A real man. Not many left
Joe Rogan
>Annoying cuck faggot who sometimes has decent guests.
Poor
>Make good money, still paying off student loans though
Sup Forums
>for Sup Forums and Sup Forums
White
>Best ever
Contrarian Club
>What is this? Sounds lame
Soyboy cuckold
>Sometimes say cuck on internet
Cartoon Profile Picture
>what?

Nice fix. My parents did spoil the fuck out of me and I only have a side gig (stipend pay) and am a student. Depressed? Yes but also happy, I have a great gf. I like JP but he’s not that red pilled. Curt Doolittle is where it’s at. Sam Hyde is funny, Rogan has good guests but he’s pretty boring. I do masturbate too much but I also get laid whenever I want.
What does any of this have to do with my neoreactionary beliefs? Am I moved by the words of Nicolás Gómez Dávila because of my privilege? Do I recognize immigration as an ineffective means of poverty reduction because I’m white? Am I against welfare just because I never had to use it?
If this thread bothered you, get outside a little more. But don’t get fooled by their Jewish tricks.
Peace

>My parents gave me everything I ever wanted and I hate them for it.

Describes 99% of leftists, communists and antifa faggots.

Pretty much the same applies to me user, but with chase and around 20k savings right now in the bank.

Conservatives are more degnerate than leftys

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99%?? Maybe at a private college.
A lot of black people are poor as fuck and quite liberal my friend. Throwing statistics around arbitrarily is unbecoming.

pol is not a

>so many r/politics frequents in one thread

Absolutely disgusting.