Brit/pol/ - The BASED Caribbean Food Edition

>BASED Putin gives us gas in exchange for getting to kill a spy
express.co.uk/news/uk/928433/britain-gas-supplies-national-grid-russian-imports-boris-johnson-vladimir-putin

>After hopeful figures, EU takes Spains side on Gibraltar
unv.is/express.co.uk/news/uk/928773/Brexit-news-latest-update-now-Gibraltar-Spain-UK-EU-European-Union-negotiation-video

>Labour fault lines grow between Momentum and Unions
unv.is/newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2018/03/left-vs-left-battle-control-labour-pitches-unite-against-momentum

>DUP have checked out of power sharing
unv.is/newrytimes.com/2018/03/08/dup-have-checked-out-of-power-sharing-murphy/

>Fiscal Phil to reveal spurious figures next week
unv.is/theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/08/chancellor-philip-hammond-spring-statement-will-reveal-improved-finances-analysts-say

>BCC claims UK Govt is using Brexit as a coverup for failings
unv.is/independent.co.uk/news/business/news/brexit-cover-up-failures-uk-issues-business-chambers-of-commerce-adam-marshall-a8245306.html

>Corbyn slams May in PMQs over Saudi 'collusion' in war crimes
unv.is/dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/jeremy-corbyn-slams-theresa-colluding-12146643

>Stormzy for PM, why grime is good for politics
unv.is/huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/could-grime-be-the-newest-tool-for-uk-politics_uk_5a96753be4b03afbcf9031b4

>Sturgeon has also fallen victom to mansplaining
unv.is/inews.co.uk/news/scotland/nicola-sturgeon-im-first-minister-scotland-still-subjected-mansplaining/

>Official statement on Salisbury false flag assassination expected @ 1215
parliament.uk/business/news/2018/march/statement-on-the-incident-in-salisbury-/

>YouGov: When is a feminist not a feminist?
unv.is/yougov.co.uk/news/2018/03/08/when-feminist-not-feminist/

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Venti got a strike over doing an "african cookery stream" and making mud cookies.

post link please

>youtu.be/HyEkBmeCbto?t=14s
>americans think they're free

start renting trucks

>fucking stops for a McDonalds before shooting up a school
kek fucking americans

HOT

SAUCE

WE .....

>people think mcveigh wasn't just a patsy
>americans think they're free

CUS I'M IN TOO DEEP

DO

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>spy (hope not hate, nick lowles, jerry cable, searchlight magazine)
Did he ded

Miss France Universe 2017 was part Black Mutt and Miss France World 2017 was Arabic/Berber

France also won ww2

IT

4

15 rubles

get out of here

it's

GONNA START GETTIN MESSY

m.youtube.com/watch?v=lDJJPxI9lyk

I'm guessing Miss France Universe is the French speaking world, so half of Africa

Female version of Amerimutt

>1 pound to 78 ruples
fucking hell
I remember when it was 38

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

youtube.com/watch?v=m0Q7eF-buPI

lol she's running out of ideas, sex tape soon

thanks user

Blacks have their own languages,French is usually second like English rather then primary

Its not her face im looking at tbqh. How do you compare in that regard iykwim?

What do we have?
Dunblane nonce and Darren 'it wasn't me it was Dave the illusionist' Osborne

>Blacks have their own languages
Yeah but they're all dying out

It's the official language of Cameroon, Chad, the Congo, Djibouti, Haiti and Rwanda among others

Not half of Africa

Start hiring white people.

OLD SQUAD WINNS

youtube.com/watch?v=mAH0iuua-qI

Ray Mears is always just 20 minutes away from snapping, he's just really disciplined.

If you are right winger you can't be racist.

We are /are mair/

*we have

>t.NAZBOL

Well, the full list of African countries is: Benin, Burundi, Burkina Faso, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Chad, Comoros, Congo, Ivory Coast, DR Congo, Djibouti, Equatorial Guinea, Gabon, Guinea, Haiti, Madagascar, Mali, Monaco, Niger, Rwanda, Senegal, Togo and Vanuatu.
That's 25/54 African countries, which is pretty close. And that doesn't cover countries where it's the administrative language, either.

>got a job and my life together
>havent smoked the devils lettuce in 3 weeks because i literally have no time to do it

I wanna be NEET again

>wanting to smoke the devil's lettuce
I hope someone wraps a fresh, crisp, Iceberg round your bonce you cunt.

Is that a euphemism for watching anime?

Like I said they learn it like we learn English but they have their own ones too.
You telling me Niger or Senegal or Madagascar people didn't knew how to speak before French?

I don't watch anime

Gods Herbal Medicine

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ed balls

So lads. How is it I can still access porn sites?
I thought it was meant to be locked behind a credit wall or something by now, or is it next month?
If it hasn't been rolled out properly, why haven't I heard anything. Can't find anything on google either.
Did they see sense in the final hour, or did they just fuck something up as usual?
Don't tell me I filled up two HDDs for nothing...

YOU

ARE

NOT

GOING

TO

GET

>................................. US

youtube.com/watch?v=0HL-N9oOjcs

I MAKE ANIME REAL ....

>You telling me Niger or Senegal or Madagascar people didn't knew how to speak before French?
That's beside the point you fallacious dog dick. What came before is not important in a discussion about what is now, half of Africa speaks French.

Next month.

>Porn Licence
>TV Licence
>Gun Licence

Whats next?

What if niggers evolved to be lithivores? Would that not be terrifying?

License license.

Not as primary language

thanks anons

>Instrument license
>Tool license
>knife license

These things already exist.

youtube.com/watch?v=CbgmrC-3yog

>n-not in m-my shifted g-goal posts t-though!
>HA GOTEM
The absolute STATE of you.

Get ready to watch him
>C O P E

>DO YOU KNOW WHAT AN AC(*phlegm*)T IS?

THIS

IS

HOW

"WE"

DO

IT ...

youtube.com/watch?v=0QkcAgxic00

BANG

BANG

OLD

STYLE

Basically every European country has a TV licence, and the ones who don't take it out general taxation, I don't get why we get so much shit for it

Watch this it's fucking hilarious.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZITP93pqtdQ

Theres so many of these videos so so many

>>"We've seen examples of incidents like the racist writing on bananas at Warwick, the Confederate flag at Manchester and now shouting through the door in Nottingham.

Imagine a fantasy world with monsters and magic, swords and flying ships.

Now imagine you are fighting an evil king bent on world domination and it's a plot that risks destroying the world. You enter an ancient dungeon and uncover untold treasures but also unspeakable horrors. Among the Treasure is a great sword, the likes of which you've never seen in any of your nation's stores. The nameless horror approaches. This looks like it will be the hardest fight of your life.

You're actually so scared of the government your fighting to destroy, that you dare not fight this battle with the new blade because you don't have the proper license for that specific kind of equipment.

Fight with your old shitty weapon instead.

This is actually what the UK is like.

>americucks
>talking shit

You're the worlds biggest jewpets and reguarly let doctors eat your children foreskins. Worst part is your too scared to use your guns KEK

Amerimutts now want "civic ethno nationalism"

Hey mbujubewe what ya doing?

this is truly an epidemic and I think the security services of this country should be directing more resources to fighting university racism
we haven't had a terror attack in ages, its time we tackle the real problems

>lives alone
Fucking Pajeet.

Because Americans are obsessed with Britain. Their national anthem is about us bombing their people in to splinters, their flag's colours are taken straight from our flag, their language is ours, much of their law is ours, their sports are ours (basketball, American football and baseball all invented in England), much of their most successful television is ours and their President is ours too.

ufokenwotm8

Bleach licence
Tobacco licence
Bycicle licence
Telephone licence
Outdoor cooking licence
Radio licence (they already tried this one)

However there is one licence I would actually LIKE to see:
>Dog ownership licence
Because so many people get dogs and don't look after them properly, it would be mandatory to know what you are doing before you buy a pet of any kind, but especially a dog.

youtube.com/watch?v=0QkcAgxic00
> IMPLYING "WE"

→ (You)
→ (You)


SHIGGY

DIGGY

LET US SEE

IF YOU

CAN

HANDLE

THE

AWESOME

DROP ....

youtube.com/watch?v=vIe0VXO3Tyc

>we haven't had a terror attack in ages
Wait for July, diverse entertainment inbound.

>you need to mummy's permission before getting a doggypoo
STATE

What makes you say that?

OLD

SQUAD

DOES

IT

ALL
TIEM

Anything off the trolley, dears?

>working more than 30 hours
Thats not very European is it

Give me an argument as to why it's a bad idea.
Don't give me no slippery slope bullshit either. Decide based on the individual merits of the idea put forth.

Hope we get London riots on Grenfell anniversary desu

WE TAKE THE FOKIN LOT MATE

Events around the world stacking up, point toward troop movement by the US and UK. Need to win support for that troop movement so more terror attacks are likely on the cards. July is best time, or maybe June, as right now there's no national holidays to exploit so the next best thing is the Summer high-spirits.

>Give me an argument as to why it's a bad idea.
Freedom over safety.

i dort want enymore licenses

am still 2 stupid 2 pass the telly license!

DO

NOT

FUCK

WITH

US

WE OLD SQUAD
(SCYTHE SQUADRON)

WE

KILL

youtube.com/watch?v=8Hzhl5ipGIc


OLD SQUAD ET CETERA .........................................................................................................................

YEAH YOUR MINGE WAHAAAYY!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=pSRJwe7-TZc

STOP KILLING WOMEN!

every one of them a victim of manslamming, manspreading or mansplaining.

>Freedom over safety.
I agree with this on a great many things, but where do you draw the line?
Should people who routinely buy dogs for christmas, then abandon them by the road be allowed to continue because of their freedom to do so?

If animals aren't your thing, what about the next creature on the chain up from them, mudslimes? Should they be free to do as they please at the expense of everyone else's safety?
I don't want to strawman your argument, but it is a very general argument.

And so, my point stands. Dog licences would be a positive thing.

>I'm not a robot

REMINDER:

Brexit negotiations are at standstill whilst the ((( EU ))) figure out a way to continue to important migrants by the boatload once the UK becomes independent

The illusion of democracy is crumbling, prepare for the worst.

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(cont 2)

(cont 3)

What are the chances of a second London riots in 2018?

Eu and democracy and unelected officials the state of europoors

DICK

DICK

THE

EXERCISE

OF

TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW JUMP!!!!!!!!!!1

youtube.com/watch?v=UK-lGSYKaaM

>nooo we can't negotiate until you agree a financial settlement
>noooo we can't go on until you say what to do about eu citizen's rights
>nooooo talks can't continue until you decide what to do about the irish border
Nuke these cunts.

Its not a year since the towering infernog is it?