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LEL BASED TED
Shots. Fucking. Fired
TED THE MADMAN, GTF IN HERE
Aiden Lee
Julian Reed
Based Ted.
Colton Morales
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Juan Jenkins
Aaaand Rafael the Canadian takes the lead against Hillary in the worlds biggest pander bear.
Nicholas Scott
Thats the right idea. If there's anything these twats can't handle it's being ridiculed.
Isaiah Ward
Check’m
Evan White
>The timeline where the conservative is a Canadian Hispanic and the liberal is a white Irishman
Sebastian Hill
Check’d & KEK’d
Chase Stewart
Also I say this tongue in cheek, the song is pretty damn catchy, but as a 4channer I'm supposed to tear everything down.
Jeremiah Wilson
This brought a smile to my face.
Owen Long
based Ted Cruz
Josiah Foster
hispanic is a jew word, use mestizo or castizo
Alexander Cook
forgot to add he has learned from the Master Persuader in Chief
1 the song is catchy/funny
2 it spreads a simple message that appeals to normies
he fucking won
Julian Rogers
All Ted has to do is ask during a debate why Beta co-sponsored a bill that is supposed to ban all semi-auto rifles and handguns
That shit isn't gonna fly in Texas
Michael Morris
This has been on talk radio all morning. Then I heard it again and realized it was an actual commercial, as-is.
DAHNALD THE MEMES
Parker Hughes
Beta should be thankful that Ted isn't Australian.
Nathan Fisher
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Grayson Watson
For those that do not know, here is the original.
James Edwards
Ted is great
Isaiah Nguyen
Check.
Nathaniel Rivera
Ted Cruz will win
Josiah Bailey
He sure did. His vote count was huge
Nathaniel Davis
TEXAS DHANALD, I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU!
Jacob Parker
>Cringe
I agree with the message, but I cringed myself into the fetal position.
Justin Hughes
Oliver Morgan
The point is the message.
Done
Leo Jenkins
the song was really cringey, really shows that ted has zero sense of coolness and it always shows haha, i still like ted though voted for him in the primary.
Adrian Bell
But he slayed Dead Spin that one time.
Carson Rivera
Fucking kek
Kevin Roberts
Change your meme flag to commie flag right now.
Parker Harris
looks like Cruz has realized the power of Trumptastic shitposting
Levi Phillips
ted is awesome
Elijah Bennett
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Angel Turner
>fuck Oklahoma
>not fuck California
Bruh
Daniel Kelly
wtf I'm #Cruzmissile now
Nathan Collins
wetback, beaner, and shitskin are better
Justin Kelly
Oklahoma comes before California just on proximity alone.
Why do they say Oklahoma is OK? Cause they're too stupid to spell Mediocre.
Hudson Sanchez
Why?
t. NY’er
William Martin
What about a liberal woman? Fascist racist Cruz!!!!!!
Oliver Morgan
Exactly. This was a glorious shitpost of a campaign ad.
Anthony Gutierrez
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