Stormy Daniels has Trump's dick pics

Stormy Daniels has Trump's dick pics.

>Wakes up one day.
>Turns on the news.
>President of the United States' dick pic is on the news.
>The whole world is watching it.

What would be your reaction?

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telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12168314/Hitler-had-a-micropenis-as-well-as-just-one-testicle-historians-claim.html
time.com/4233811/hitler-micropenis-nazi-genitals/
youtu.be/OCG3YE8uhes
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

You want turdeau dick in your mouth ?

post them

no one cares.

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>tfw my President's dick is bigger than your President's dick.
Plot twist, she fucked Melania too.

Too large for Trump.

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I rather doubt that.

>watching the news on TV
My reaction would be that OP is a gigantic faggot.

Reminder that Ivanka Trump wants to fuck Justin Trudeau and Donald Trump wants to fuck Ivanka, therefore Donald is cucked by Justin.
And since Donald Trump has been elected as the representative of all of the United States of America, and Justin Trudeau has been elected as the representative of all of Canada, the United States is cucked by Canada.

And since Donald Trump is the leader of the free world (and the only real power against the rest) that means that the entire world has been cucked by Canada.

did Adolf have a small dick or is it a Jewish lie

you

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According to one of his wives he has an 8-9" dong, but I doubt its still that big given age and his size. Still, lets see that cheeto-dong. Post em, faggot.

>Justin Trudeau has been elected as the representative of all of Canada

so bestiality is what he represents

Is fucking be proud... Makes me prouder everyday that he’s our God Emperor. Alpha male confirmed

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jew lie

fatty babylon is shitting the bed. MUH DEGENERACY HELP ME JEWS REEEEEE SAVE ME EPSTEEEEEEEIN

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Reminds me of pig fucker from Black Mirror

He had one ball. That’s it though.

Everyone conveniently missing the point that Stormy broke an NDA and is now trying to desperately get it invalidated.

Hey my id:
xXx niiiiice

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Anyone else remember when Marco Rubio said Trump had a small dick and then Trump said he didn't and then the media accused Trump of bringing up dick size in the first place?

Show me dick pic and get trump to drop pants at next rally or i dont believe you.

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Come to a thread and hear madman Cruz sing to his opponent. /leftypol/ BTFO!!!
Because no one GAF about a literal whore our POTUS fucked 11 years ago except CNN

>What would be your reaction?
Immediately compare it to mine.

youre fat. go ride moore's "sassy" horse mutt with him back to pedo a lago and pee pee tapes. you indicted adulterous pagan grabbems whore porn star adulterous incest jew frog prostitutes. trump took the high road there. he always does

faggot. it's a circumjewed clit dick. compare only that to yourself. or to your fornicatrix dominatrix's. or to your mom's. i mean why not. this is jewmerica now

My reaction? Wondering why the media would make such a big messy deal out of the president's dong when they were more than happy to look the other way for Kennedy, Clinton et al.

>Tfw MSNBC tried to slander trump but he ends up having a 10 inch cock

He would just rip right through their shit test with humor like he has for other personal attacks.

Trump is near-untouchable.

>but muh Clintons
Everytime

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I'm not a faggot. So, I don't think I'd go around looking for a dude's dick pic. I'm sure tons of faggots would and women ofc who live to (((attempt))) to humiliate men. As a man who knows their ways, I simply would just ignore it. Bitch does porn for a living. Sucking and fucking dicks is her job. Trump's wife was pregnant and Melanie being based probably allowed him to discretely fuck other women. Trump probably made some calls and picked his porn fantasy. She agreed. They fucked. End of story. Fuck do I care about this? Melanie made an agreement w/ her husband seemingly. He's running the country. All i care about is how effecively he's doing that.

did you just assume Hitler's gender?

The golden cock.

Hitler had a micropenis and only one ball.
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12168314/Hitler-had-a-micropenis-as-well-as-just-one-testicle-historians-claim.html

time.com/4233811/hitler-micropenis-nazi-genitals/

youtu.be/OCG3YE8uhes

According to his ex wife. Trump has a 9 inch dick.

Hitler was a gay jew with a miropenis who had syphilis and one ball and was obsessed with nothing but blonde hair, blew eye, and killing kikes according to (((historians)))

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>historians claim
>claim
20 inch and 3 balls reporting

White Lie #49583

come to Sup Forums to read why those aren't actually his dickpicks and some leftist created a pretend penis to frame Trump and call everything that says otherwise fake news.

>What would be your reaction?
shrugging

is there any person left on earth without dick- or tit pics on the internet?

Kek

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Dick size doesn't really matter if you have a sexy model wife already.

I think this whole thing is a setup by Trump, just so that he can force MSNBC and CNN to admit he has a huge dick and fucks porn stars. People don't realise, when Trump said he could shoot somebody on Fifth Avenue and it wouldn't affect his ratings, he wasn't joking.

Glad we can both recognize and acknowledge that media bias is a tremendous problem.

Question, that being the case, what was he a “ladies man” of then? I mean if he sucked size wise, he better have been able to knit a chain of cherry stems with his tongue or he was not a ladies man.
t. Woman

LITTLE WHITE DICK

So what? Our last president married a tranny.

>t. Woman
You know the rules

pol btfo

See there’s a problem with your logic when they BOTH (((Ivana & Marla))) agree that he’s large and in charge.

imagine being this much of a flaming faggot that u lust for other men's penises

>id Ju

all Trump supporters are like that. they drool over the idea of his cock. They all are mad at Stormy because she didn't appreciate his cock like they would

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I’ll do you a solid....

See:
I’m def not a faggot

Dam WhAT I wouldnt give to see pics of DD's D

Oh nonono what till u see the.... BAHHH HA HA HA HA look at the top of his dick...

My guess is it looks like a dick. Moral outrage when it comes to sex / nudity from the left is hard to buy when they fully support homosexual men dressed up as women, swinging their dicks around like a helicopter rotor in the streets of San Francisco at little children.

>tit tat
Absolutely degenerate.

Is this what leafs fap to? No wonder you are starting to lose to the rest of the world in hockey and curling.

Sorry. 9/11 rescue workers got them free with id.

moral outrage is always hard to believe, the right vehemently defended they pedophile Ray Moore, just because he was on their side. people don't actually care that much about what they claim to, its all insecurity projection

Is that a tattoo on your tit that you've scrubbed out?
>absolutely degenerate

>succeed in everything
>bang pornstars and models
>become potus against unimaginable odds
>show dick to the whole world

Lol. 2020s all locked up.

Learn to read:

>no timestamp
>not showing tits
TITS OR GTFO

>free
>pay the consequences for the rest of your life
pick one

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Just because you got it free doesn't mean it isn't degenerate

No consequences, you Sup Forumstards are THE only retards my tat is bothering. Men love to play hide and find with them.

Feet?

Awww toothpaste nigger calling a set of D tits degenerate because I got a tattoo close to my heart to remind me of my fallen fellow Americans.
>being this misguided & faggy

Stop with your seductive talking you dirty hwg

>Men love to play hide and find with them
>Men
Utterly degenerate whore, kys

Doesn't count, Obama was the obvious bitch with his girly-weights and bicycle helmet.

At the end of the day, it was still a marriage between one man and one woman, as God intended. It's just that dude look like a lady and lady look like a dude for the Obamas

Not gonna lie, I would fap

You foot porn fetish guys are the worst lol

nice way of taking a pic to hide that fact that you're fat.

Leaf logic at its finest

And I would imagine many of the leftist people wanting this to come out and shame him are the same people who said looking at photos from the fappening was almost equivalent to raping those women because they were released against their will...

TRIGGERED!!!! I could be a NEET like you and you’d still say that.

literally no normal person cares about tattoos. you know why you don't like it? You absolutely can't stand the thought of being with a woman that has a landmark of something in her life that happened before you, maybe she had some kind of life with meaning that wasn't related to you.
you're an insecure faggot

Actually posts as close as we're going to get to tits and a bunch of betas jump her. I appreciate your contribution.

if she releases them, they would be classed as revenge porn and she would go to jail under california law

checkmate liberals

>you know why you don't like it?
>LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU BELIEVE
typical. Maybe he doesnt like it the same way he doesnt like his cay being keyed or his dog being shot by the ATF.

She's derailed the thread, this always happens. We were having a nice conversation about Trump's dick, and then some roastie jumps in looking for attention. Fuck this place.

They were literally having a dick measuring contest during a presidential debate

This is the best timeline

So what happens if the photos get released and Trump has a huge dong?

Will the media try to push small cocks as more aesthetic and large dicks as a problematic part of the patriarchy?

Revenge porn is only illegal if it's a man doing it to a woman. You have no legal ground to stand on, son.

Fat... hmmmm k
Maybe 20 pounds overweight but guess what? I go to the gym daily. It’ll be gone fast. Spoiler alert: I don’t have to chop my head off to lose my 10 pounds of ugly fat.