Be white

>be white
>be dared into eating a slug
>eat it
>get quadriplegic


the absolute state of the ypipo

Other urls found in this thread:

foxnews.com/health/2018/03/06/rugby-player-who-swallowed-garden-slug-as-dare-fights-australia-government-over-health-bills.html
northcoastcourier.co.za/afp/371985/rugby-player-who-swallowed-a-garden-slug-as-dare-now-a-paraplegic
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teenager-left-paraplegic-after-swallowing-12140863
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1131422/Father-dies-stubbing-toe-coral-Florida-theme-park.html
youtube.com/watch?v=flv0ql218-A
twitter.com/AnonBabble

The "master race" everyone

Lmao. Slugs look disgusting for a reason.

This is now the new face of 'Stralia

thanks for the source nigger

explain

this explains France

source right here
foxnews.com/health/2018/03/06/rugby-player-who-swallowed-garden-slug-as-dare-fights-australia-government-over-health-bills.html

Poor guy

northcoastcourier.co.za/afp/371985/rugby-player-who-swallowed-a-garden-slug-as-dare-now-a-paraplegic

Slugs are running alive with parasites. He contracted one and it fucked up his brain.

lmao wtf was in the slug ? are slugs naturally poisonous ????

NO

this was meant for OP

fuck lol

>before Sup Forums
>after Sup Forums

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teenager-left-paraplegic-after-swallowing-12140863

here you go fellow mudslime

Parasitic worm that attacked his brain, read the article

but but but how??

Not naturally, but that particular slug ate rat shit. Not just any rat shit mind you, but shit from a rat that had a rare disease.
That wouldn't be so bad either because it's hard to contract the disease, but the guy contracted it. Usually, people recover from the disease, but he got into a coma and his brain was fucked.
This guy had the shittiest luck.

>be black
>have to eat the slug because your people can't into agriculture

Shit thread. No source. Faggot. Saged

NO U

Lmao white bois can't eat anything hahahahaha enjoy never having the luxury of tasting a gourmet slug buncha crackas

>when Aussie banter goes too far

That is some bad fucking luck.
He pretty much failed 6 or so saving throws to come out of that one a paraplegic. It's rare slugs have that parasite, it's rare humans can catch it, it's rare humans get sick from it, and it's exceedingly rare humans get a brain infection from it.

kek

Is 56% white not white enough to read?

God hates Australians

Apparently not THAT rare.

Jesus Christ how fucking terrible

poor bastard

Fake and gay! That is clearly that guy who played the joker and ((suicided)) this is another kike lie to keep you from eating the slug pill. Slug meat kills all the parasites in you’re body and rejuvenates your brain

>be brown
>never eat

>eating parasites
>"bad luck"

das rite hahaha wite ppl dont even hav slugs with they turkey hahaha #WhiteFamilyThanksgiving

*gif of RuPaul laughing*

aseriesofunfortunateevents.mov

>mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teenager-left-paraplegic-after-swallowing-12140863

Hahaha the normie got btfo, what a shame.

underrated

And he was charged half million dollars for staying in hospital in coma. More like the absolute state of American healthcare and over-usage of antibiotics. It's very rare to attack your brain, but he pretty much had the worst case scenario getting even worse.

I had a parasite in my ass once

SLUGGED

>rubgy player
I bet ya

rugby players love doing all king of silly and dangerous things and because they are meatheads it always ends badly

thats not a nice way to refer to your countrymen

...

This happened in Australia, friend.

brutal

Poor guy, it was just bants

Slugs and snails in general are teeming with parasites. The parasites don't infect humans but you might get an extreme reaction and develop meningitis.

Australia and USA are more or less the same capitalistic screwup.

Should have went vegan

>Angiostrongylus cantonensis is a parasitic nematode (roundworm) that causes angiostrongyliasis, the most common cause of eosinophilic meningitis in Southeast Asia and the Pacific Basin. The nematode commonly resides in the pulmonary arteries of rats, giving it the common name rat lungworm. Snails are the primary intermediate hosts, where larvae develop until they are infective.
>Humans are incidental hosts of this roundworm, and may become infected through ingestion of larvae in raw or undercooked snails or other vectors, or from contaminated water and vegetables. The larvae are then transported via the blood to the central nervous system, where they are the most common cause of eosinophilic meningitis, a serious condition that can lead to death or permanent brain and nerve damage.
BTFO

Here's the quick rundown:

>19 year old eats slug on a dare
>slug was previously eating rat shit and became infected with rat lungworm
>most people recover from it after just falling ill
>on very rare occasions the virus can attack the brain
>falls into coma and becomes a quadriplegic

The kid just had really bad luck. Lesson to be learned is don't do stupid shit to impress your friends.

French eat snails all the time and nothing bad happens.

How do they know he's not just animorphing into a slug after consuming its essence?

Hawaii had a few cases of these a while back. Not that rare but rare that it gave him a brain infection and fucked him up for life. Yeah it's fucked. Scary because it's relatable

>Slugs and snails in general are teeming with parasites

Everything is teeming with parasites in your hot humid sweaty disgusting climate

Quadriplegic actually, he’s even more useless

I guess it's true what they say:
You are what you eat...

From Chad to Chickpea.

How would you even know though? Slugs aren't poisonous. Hell, I did dumber stuff as a teenager. Seems like dumb fun, oh haha eat a slug. This guy just rolled the dice and shit the bed

They're cooked and probably bred to have no parasites

nice hans, i chuckled

Nah, they catch frogs and snails in the wild. I tried it too, tastes like chicken.

If you swallow a slug you're retarded and asking for trouble. It's on the same level as eating dog shit

He took a slug to the brain.

...

Jesus just the odds of those events happening leading to this particular event are crazy. I don't normally believe in fate, but some events that happen to people really make me question it.

Crikey i shouldn't have eaten that slug

snails are pretty tasty tbqh

Underrated!

Weird little shit can agonizingly kill you-- we should all be more grateful for every day we avoid nightmarish death scenarios

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1131422/Father-dies-stubbing-toe-coral-Florida-theme-park.html

Its arguably worse, since at least a dogs shit is only the bacteria from dogs. Slugs are the disease vector for thousands of animals.

>they catch frogs and snails in the wild

No we don't, it's called heliciculture.
Also we don't live in Australia where basically everything is venomous.

i ate worms as a kid to impress girls, i was as retarded as this guy. he was older though.

Every meat eaten raw can be infected.

Poor lad, could be any of you.
Was infected by a worm, in a sludge, which rarely effects people, which rarely is permenant.

Unlucky is an understatement.

I dare you to eat a Finnish slug

Poor slug, of all the things it had to turn into a nigger.

>tastes like chicken.
IT DOES NOT
Stop with this fucking meme that everything tastes like chicken.

Snails have a very distinctive flavor.
By the way i'd imagine you ate them cooked.

>this kills the parasite

Me too, so i developed immune system early, i ate dirt too.

how the fuck is this thread still up
and why is it Sup Forums related?

OP is a nigger faggot

Yeah I was just watching this...

youtube.com/watch?v=flv0ql218-A

Cooked snails taste like salty rubber.

You get the Puss?

Snail is like leather, but frog legs do taste like chicken.

I kind of did but it was some green worm and i got a beer from it

It's not bad luck you idiot, he fucking ATE A SLUG

How to avoid having this happen? DONT EAT SLUGS

>dies after stubbing his toe
now that-sa spicy meat-a-ball-a!

Gross

Fuck that's just sad. Upload him to the internet and let Tay be his ai gf.

>I dare you to eat a Finnish slug
is that euphemism for sucking girly little finnish cocks?

Its crazy to me that sugar is lethal at only 2.5x as large a dose as alcohol.

>How would you even know though?

You have to calculate the risk vs reward and take yourself out of the heat of the moment. How does eating a slug you found in the yard in front of your friends help you in any way, besides making you look like a clown to be laughed at? Girls don't think it's sexy so what's the point? Who are you trying to impress?

>eating any unknown animal in poison-central Australia

Another brainlet bites the dust.

He looks like he can't believe he won the bet!

He kind of did but it was some green worm and he got a beer from it

Alright, frogs ARE pretty similar to chicken.
You win this one

>he could be any of us
>implying we'd eat a slug

some people make them dance aka twitching