If Planet Nine is real then how do we make sure it is named something proper instead of some SJW shit?

If Planet Nine is real then how do we make sure it is named something proper instead of some SJW shit?

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>9
Planet Cirno.

Earth II

Planet KEK

The fuck is planet nine?

Why not send them thier and let them die

We just need to discover it first

how about just "nine"

*shudders at newfaggatory

This is actually the only correct answer

>asterisk emoting
>poo on fingers as he typed it

pajeet...

What about the 707,663 other minor planets in our solar system?

urectum

We should name it Flat Planet

Planet Nine is a real planet though.
No one gives a fuck about shit like Makemake

Pluto

>Planet Nine
You mean Pluto?

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the only logical name would be to give a roman god name
i propose Vulcan

I thought it already got named Nibiru

>yfw you realize planet 9 wouldnt be a planet
>yfw you realize it would be a sun
>yfw you realize the cycles of time which no one has been able to fully explain yet are the result of the planets orbiting between two suns

kek

Celestial objects get named after Greek and Roman mythological figures.

It's already named Nibiru

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Good for understanding even if it is one of the most speculative episode of the series

I vote for Hades

Ah, let em' name it. It'll be out in orbit with the rest of their ideals.

>he thinks there's only 2 suns

Call it what it is: Nibiru

Yuggoth.

Not after they run out then they name them after Hindu shit like Rama the book or Oumaumau the rock that's just like Rama in the bok because everyone in Hawaii is a faggot.

If such a planet was discovered the only way to stop it from being named something retarded like Meme, Hashtag, Drumpf or Cofveve would be by not letting the public vote on it. How you're going to stop them from holding such a vote is not a problem I would be able to solve.

It's a she and she should be named Latisha or something similar.

Planmy McPlanetFace anyone?

Planet McPlanetface.

Good idea but I'd prefer Apollo

We should use meme-magic to ensure that Planet Nine (assuming it exists, of course) is named KATHERINE WADOONGA. Repeating numbers will confirm.

The Sun unconditionally loves all of her nine children (and all of the beings who live on her nine children).

Sun = Mother of the Solar System
Moon = Daughter of Earth
Mercury = Youngest son of the Solar System, also a nerd.
Venus and Earth = Twin sisters of the Solar System. Venus is tsundere.
Mars = Husband of Venus and has a bad temper. His rival is Jupiter.
Jupiter = Eldest child of the Solar System and bro-tier as fuck. His nickname is 'the party planet'. He is the husband of Earth and protects her from asteroids and comets.
Saturn = Grandfather of the Solar System
Uranus and Neptune = Fraternal twins of the Solar System, Uranus is a boy and Neptune is a girl. Uranus is suicidal because of his name.
Pluto = Drunk uncle of the Solar System, he's depressed because he was demoted to the status of a 'dwarf planet'. His rival is Planet Nine, who Pluto thinks 'stole' his former status as the ninth planet of the Solar System.
Planet Nine = ?

I'd vote for Bacchus, but I think we named some other shitty rock that.

Keep it Roman with Orcus

>name a cold, distant planet after a god associated with the sun

>Planet McPlanetface
Just you fucking watch

Give it a name from Greek mythology.
I'd suggest Moros (translated as "doom" or "fate).

Moros was the first child of Nyx, the embodiment of night, and not even Jupiter could question him.

He's one of the last major God with no planets associated to his name

When's the anime coming out?

I don't know, but I'd love a Hetalia-like anime based on personifications of planets in the Solar System (and the Sun itself, of course).