Anime gataris

No thread???

Don't worry user, this at least will have posts asking what is needed to watch before from the *gatari timeline.

You have to watch Ore monogatari first lots of plebs don't know that

Aww sweet i was waiting on the sequel for Katanagatari

crunchyroll subs are out, only time for horrible to rip them

720 is out don't die yet

Where does this fit in the timeline?

Watching because Yae and Chitose VAs are voicing two of the main girls
Also the VA of Chika from LLS also has a role here.

>same studio as Mars of Destruction

I'm not sure what to expect from this, but may as well watch it for Chitose.

Time Travel Shoujo was fun.

>that ugly-ass 3d dancing in ed
IS THIS A LOVE LIVE REFERENCE?!

>try to watch all the *gataris in the correct order
>another one is released

>blushing at two girls
You got my attention for now.

It was awful. God.

>Another AOTY-worthy female-dominated anime that fucked and shat its AOTY-worthiness by inserting useless pricks
Yeah no wonder there's no thread about this shit show.

I wanna fuck the blonde one.

>china film animation
Dropped.

Too fat

Picked up and going to buy ten copies of every blu-ray volume.

There really isn't anything more pathetic than yurifags.

Speak for yourself, self-insert fag.

Lol yurifags

Could be fun if the dynamics between characters are good, we'll see.

So Sup Forums, did you get all the anime references?

>Hetfags thinking they're more normal than yurifags

Rabid shippers of any kind who start raging when shows don't validate their headcanon
Also, extreme puritifags (like the Kannagifags who started destroying all the Kannagi stuff they had when the heroine was confirmed as not being a virgin)

Babby's first "epic meta xD" anime?

We want the anime audience.

I found best girl.

That was a bit shit, but I'll give it a few more episodes.
The cat even said don't drop it after the first episode...

Arisu best girl.

I CLAPPED

Hnnng.

It's kind of boring when they make a token best girl like that.

>Anime-gataris and Two Car
>Both are girl-dominated shows with AOTY potential
>Both fucked that potential by putting dicks
God, I love studios going full retard mode when it comes to CGDCT these days. There can never be another K-On which is a masterpiece.

Feels like they were trying to the hard with metashit.

>he doesn't watch blend-s instead

Pure ancient japanese family folded 1000 years ago.

They already fucked up by forcing yuri undertones into every CGDCT.

If you don't stay at least 2 hours in this thread defending your points when people reply to you I'm gonna call you a falseflagger

>Watching a show even shittier than Anime-gataris and Two Car

Very cool

Found the Sup Forumsnon.

Yuriniggers are so mad

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First episode and the coach is already gone, for fuck's sake.

Shh, don't tell them that, I doubt they even finished the episode. The thread quality will go up the more of them believe he's permanent.

Answer them subhuman spic

>hetshit

Just because he's gone/dead doesn't mean we won't see him ever again. Two Car is made by the Ange Vierge team. He could get the same treatment as Amane. It's also pathetic that the team that made Ange Vierge, a great anime, fucked up Two Car by bringing in the male coach.

Fuck off

>Time Travel Shoujo reference
I never thought I'd live to see the day.

What was Maria Clara supposed to be?
I think it's the only one I didn't get.

>teacher is a cheap TWENTY ripoff
I'm upset.

>Ange Vierge
>a great anime

Maybe they're not so great after all

Write the plot of The Girl Who Slept Through Time

>just because he's dead doesn't mean we won't see him ever again
user, people die if they are killed.

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The "amane treatment" is impossible. In AV, it made sense because it was flashbacks of how she met the other members of the main cast.
However, faceless coach only knew the MC pair in TC, and we already got their story with him. There could be more, but if they focus on the other pairs, he can't be in their flashbacks because the other pairs are each from a different school

I guess he's going to become some reference to Tezuka.
Other than dumb supernatural plots and talking cat this was fun.

Well. The dude he was talking about isn't dead. He just moved from Japan to England

Was this scene him remembering the anime club he made all those years ago?

Is this show supposed to make me feel better or worse about being a massive failure in life?

already exists

just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right

I want to be her big spoon.

ABRACADABRA
PASTA LA VISTA

>Hinako
When will they make more?

The dude who moved to England I mentioned is the coach of TC.

What is flash-fucking-back?

s-sorry user i didnt mean to reply to you
for

Talk about animegatari you faggots

Dropping animegatariズ first episode

There's a young girl who suffers from incredibly deep sleep.
Scientists are mystified, but they realize she has potential for unlocking the secrets to cryosleep.
During an experiment, something goes horribly wrong, and the girl wakes up ??? years later, completely alone, in a mysterious world. She travels around the unrecognizable landscape, picking up clues about what may have happened that fateful day.

This killed me. Of all the references, this was the best one. And of all the jokes, "I love how she's slightly condescending." had me laughing for a good 30 seconds.

This anime is too much.

But what were all the anime her dream is referencing? Seems to be a combination of Gunbuster, Nadia, Macross, and two or so other things. Can't tell if the robot's supposed to be Gundam or another mecha franchise. And are the angels even a reference?

Not as good as Bakemonogataris. I can't believe there's this massive of a quality drop.

Don't forget Blend S

I almost thought that she was going to be an ultra-pleb "anime fan" after that. Why on Earth would you start your list with that? Thank god she's actually a watch everything patrician.

The glasses prove it. LN-chan a best.

What's this show even about? Anime references: the anime? Is that it?

Dino is good though.

What's Replica?

It's the gintama of our generation.

Gamers: Sup Forums edition

Considering there seem to be super natural elements, maybe it's something like an ultimate dream anime they will have to create or some bullshit

Well, she needs to watch shows that have easy to parody titles

Yes, literally Lucky Star all over again.

Never watched it.

Or this.

Lucky Star was fucking trash though. Is this going to be trash then too?

This guy feels like a reference to Sebas from Overlord. His name is literally Sebas and he's wearing a butler outfit and this anime loves it references, so surely he's gotta be a reference. Surely.

Actually, it's /wsr/: The Anime (Now With Supernatural Events!).

Sebastian is the most common name nips give a butler.

>obligatory annoying cat
Dropped.

Fun show though, see you next week.

How can one traditional japanese girl be so perfect?

The "There's a 70% chance this will be on the test. If I feel like it." was pretty funny too. It feels like they're committed to inserting little bits of humor everywhere instead of trying to make a big deal out of every gag.

I feel like the dream anime is either going to be an original or is a mishmash of a bunch of things she saw as a kid getting thrown together by dream logic.

/r/ thread the anime?

It's clearly going to be a mahou shoujo. There's a mascot character and everything.

>next time we find out who the caller was

Think we can get a chartfag to make a list of references used in every episode?

Looking it up, you're very correct. I've only seen it two or three times, but I'm surprised by how common it is.

I had forgotten about that one. The even more hilarious part of that is that it cut to that scene for 3 or so seconds and then continued with the next scene, as if someone on staff was like "Please, you have to include this hilarious joke, you have to!"

AG and TC are both original anime. Then again, BS' dumbass author shot themselves in the foot the second they thought about putting pricks in the manga and the anime in the process.