Astolfo is best fuccboi

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>sees hips and small tiddies
That's not my son

Fuck off.

I want to be Astolfo's fuccboi.

london?

Man, I'm glad we exist in the timeline where this kind of stuff exists.

This.

>tfw no cute male gf

boys were designed for anal

I want to push my tongue up his cute butt and record his reaction.

i want to mindbreak that fuccboi!

You guys should buy a prostate massager.

why? your not trying to trick me into getting addicted to anal right?

I mean, why not?
It's just another source of pleasure.

boisex is bestsex

It feels good, user. You know you want to do it.

Why are boys better than girls even in being girls?

Because this world has become the spawncave of hedonistic, entitled little fucks with no sense of decency or responsibility.

I want astolfo to fuck me in the ass

Brainwashing is the best way to get a slut to love you

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And how is massaging your prostate relevant to that?

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Not everyone wants to stick stuff up their asses.

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Welp guess im going back to /r9k/ to cry about how boys like this dont exist

Look where you are, look at what thread you're in.

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is it better to fuck the trap, or to BE the trap?

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>shrinking
I-is this true?

haha mom i posted this faggot again xD
traps are not gay btw lel

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>when fetishism matters more than the "story" you're telling

I'll never find the source of that.

The crown's already taken, though

Artist is Mario, and it should be from his METAL SLUG book.

I have just accepted that I would fuck a boy who looks like a girl

Traps are not gay...
They are homosexual

On paper you might think it must be gay. After all it's a male with a male right? Would you consider a guy getting pegged by his girlfriend straight though? That's male with female but...

The same applies with traps in that it's not quite clear if it's gay or not. Some insist it's gay some insist it's not. Would trapfags like to fuck or be fucked by john cena for example. I'd argue that they wouldn't because they don't like muscles and masculinity they like femininity and girly shape. It's hard to know exactly especially when some trapfags are actually gay and some aren't and they like different things about traps like muscle traps or self inserting as the trap.

what about a boy who is somewhat girly?

vomit

Boys are for girls.

can fuck right off

no chance with those hips

I actually did yesterday its supposed to arrive today

trash

If it doesn't look like a girl then it's gay.

Literally the best, it's what I want irl but I'm too shy to meet boys

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what about this then?

don't be shy user gays guys are super easy to get along with and not scary at all

>haha, I'm gay, am I funny yet?
Burn in hell, faggots.

good taste

>don't be shy user gays guys are super easy to get along with and not scary at all
Cute ones are rare though and I'm not that attractive which just makes me even more nervous though

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It's only funny because we are in denial, but our overuse of self aware humor does not allow us to be

Why do you hate gays user? Are you scared that they'll turn you into one of them?

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You might not feel anything on the first few tries, but just use it every time you masturbate and over time the tingle from your prostate will become more and more pleasurable.

>Why do you hate bugs user? Are you scared that they'll turn you into one of them?

you can still find a bf easy
if you have a big dick its even easier lul

>draw a cute female with female proportions, shapes, features, etc
>but call it a """"""boy""""""
>"haha guys "boipussy", amiright?"
It's a drawing, so it only can be perceived, and if you're drawing characters as females they're going to be considered females regardless of what you want them to actually be.

You do know that Alf's not into men, right?

>if you have a big dick

I think traps are so alluring cause you get the feeling of absolutely dominating another (male), you become the absolute alpha making the omega your bitch.

But user I want to be dominated by a trap

its fine if you don't!
how many inches are you?
most boys prefer average sized dick anyways

personality is more important outside of quick fucks anyways

Yeah.
Men are in him.

Stop trying to sell gay

>how many inches are you?
exactly 4

But that's gay Senpai.

>most boys prefer average sized dick anyways
Who are you kidding, gays are the biggest size queens.

better start taking your girl pills user...

5.5 inches is perfect for any non size queen

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I'm not nearly cute enough or I probably would have by now

stop the lies, traps are sluts

better start working out user
maybe you can be a twinky boy

How does one find a qt trap gf

Not with those eyebrows.

traps are slutty, but they are loyal
same with femboys
normal gay guys are actual cheating sluts though

Search trap tag on pixiv.

Agreed. It's gay to have a man fuck your ass. It isn't gay to get pegged by your girl (male.)

yes.

This is actually pathetic
kill yourself

Traps with girly hips or traps with girly ass, Sup Forums?

i dunno this is my favorite type of girly boy
i guess its a femboy?

And why not both?

This, there are more than enough boards to contain trapfaggotry cancer. Why must they flood Sup Forums too.

>licking dick=gay

i want to bully Astolfo

Why is his tooth flesh

Astolfo best girl

I was about to ask this, I don't get it.

I would like to donate some mana to Astolfo.

some people get lazy and just draw it as skin