>all over the world
>over 80% of population consumesbit daily
>rich people never drink coffee
>makes you angry and dumb slowly destroy your brain and your youth
>no coffee drinkers are always the highest iq individuals
I for myself started drinking coffee and I feel more angry and stupid I legit have some kind of brainfog since I started. It is possible that coffee is actually a brain killer drug.
>>rich people never drink coffee
>>makes you angry and dumb slowly destroy your brain and your youth
>>no coffee drinkers are always the highest iq individuals
what even are these random facts? I haven't heard any of them. Rich people definitely drink coffee, and plenty of smart people do too.
The caffeine jew is a thing
It increases brain entropy
It's a stimulant that may hurt your heart but some studies show it increases life span
It probably makes you a little dumb
Why not just use meth or adderall
Rich people literally drink booze and coffee all day long.
>2018
>not exclusively drinking green tea
pick one
Coffee has never woken me up so I don't bother drinking it.
>rich people never drink coffee
You've never been to starbucks or some hippie joint.
Fuck off Mormon scum.
>rich people never drink coffee
What?
That's for the high-middle class living above their possibilities not rich people.
This is a slide thread or if it isn't it's entirely retarded and OP should kill himself
didnt drink coffee at all til i was in my 30's
High-middle class living above their possibilities do not wear 3000 dollar suits.
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user, my dad owns a textile company and our family networth is like $80million
we drink coffee like 3-5 times a day
I'm literally a fucking trustfund brat but Sup Forums has pointed me in the right direction (especially w/ books) so I can use my status in an honorable way
Drank coffee all my life, was an excellent athlete, scholar, and musician (playing trumpet miss me with that gay singing shit) in high school and college, and coffee never had an effect on me.
OP means: Plutocrats don't drink coffee.
You've never heard of that old cliche about how rich people DESPISE coffee? We can barely even look at the stuff, OP is right. Nobody making over $80,000 a year drinks coffee ever.
You're okay bratanon.
>It's a stimulant that may hurt your heart but some studies show it increases life span
I would take these studies with a pinch of salt (or better a couple of buckets). Coffee is big business and big business buys fake studies to influence people. Tobacco industry had studies that claimed that second hand smoke was harmless.
>taste like shit
>has known highly addictive drug caffeine
>produced by niggers
yeah it smells like jew
Degeneracy has started increasing in the west only since the introduction of coffee and the creation of coffee venues where the liberal intellectuals used to meet.
PROVE ME WRONG
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>we
kek
>$80,000 per year is rich
double kek
Pretty checked close enough
>miss me with x
Ok Jamal you're not welcome here
Rich people literally hire people to go get their coffee for them. You are an idiot.
Is tea okay? I drink tea all the time.
kek
Rich people take cocaine.
Drink Yerba instead
>nutritious as fuck
>flavor too strong for cucks
>less caffeine than coffee, more l-theanine than green tea
>makes you smarter, recover faster, fuck harder
>drink out of a gourd like the fucking original European gauchos
>most patrician morning drink