It's a capital coupling tonight with both episodes of Thursday night political discussion coming from Houses HQ of Westminster. The Institution of Civil Engineers hosts Dimbletime, with International Trade Secretary Liam Fox for the Conservatives and Labour's shadow labour minister (and Christmas card lover) Laura Pidcock.
#comfytime features elderly bitch Caroline Flint alongside THE NEIL and Choo Choo. Manic Slovenian philosopher Slavoj Zizek discusses the collapse of the centre left, and Phill Jupitus makes an appearance on something that ISN'T Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
On QT (10:45pm - 11:45pm): >David Dimbleby chairs debate from Westminster. On the panel are secretary of state for international trade Liam Fox, shadow minister for labour Laura Pidcock, restaurateur, writer and Great British Bake Off judge Prue Leith, Roma Agrawal, structural engineer who worked on the Shard and diversity campaigner for women in engineering, and spoken word artist and social campaigner George the Poet.
On TW (11:45pm - 12:30am): >Andrew Neil reviews the political week with Michael Portillo and Caroline Flint, with a film rounding up the headlines from Viv Groskop. The studio guests include Slavoj Zizek looking at why he thinks the political left and centre left are in decline across Europe, while Phill Jupitus puts grandstanding in the spotlight section.
WARNING: BBC Question Time's audience is not a representative sample of the UK public, it's carefully selected in advance to conform to the BBC's agenda. Here's the questionnaire you have to answer, which is followed by a phone call during which you are interrogated to ensure you hold anti-Russian views: bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/5vyK2GwYrdQGFvCJyKNfZhn/join-the-question-time-audience
Wyatt Moore
Alright boys
Jackson Hughes
Good start but you missed one
START LYNCHING NONCES
Brody Long
>Question Time >on International Women's Day
Can I induce the aneurysm now?
William Torres
>you have to tell them what ethnicity you are
Fucking hell.
Jace Carter
No shit
Jordan Hernandez
Remember guys; what do we think about anime?
Chase Brooks
holy shit this is truly groundbreaking HEY EVERYONE THE BBC ARE CORRUPT on a scale from 1 to surprised, where are you?
Lincoln Flores
For nonces mate
Eli White
poltard cunts
Carter Bennett
I've never even interacted with him
Nathan Robinson
Of course lad. When they came to my town last year every one bar one had an accent from at least 200 miles away.
>Zizek Cue lots of sniffing and inappropriate nose-wiping, The Neil being unable to finish his questioning and bemused looks from Choo Choo.
Zachary Sanchez
Why would I ever want to become a part of an establishment as cucked as the CofE?
Bentley Morris
Please spam the BBCQT hashtag with this
Lucas Jenkins
Ah fuck is this going to be a thread where people act like Russia dindu nuffin
Juan Jones
>that bin lorry This Week promo lol
Brandon Lee
*sniffs*
Adam Powell
Got a cold pal?
Charles Price
That is one dark nig.
Evan Morales
Token white male?
Joshua Bennett
rich nigga setting tonight
Angel Brooks
It's purple aki
Luke Butler
Time for the blood pressure to rise lads
Gabriel Morris
Did David Starkey write this by any chance
Christian Robinson
One sniff
Brandon Cruz
HA HA TIME FOR RUSSIA
Benjamin Adams
Why? It's going to be all about Russia and how they're a cancer, and it'll be absolutely right.
James Cruz
STRONG
WORDS
James Mitchell
IS SHE CALLED LAURA PIGCOCK?
Adam Murphy
It was Mossad lads.
Daniel Cook
source?
Nolan Jones
International womens day lad
Jonathan Davis
RUSSSSSSIAAAAA
Kevin Collins
>cancel the football cup
Charles Jackson
Auberon Waugh
Robert Reyes
Fuckin hell what an atrocious panel
> first question: muh evil russia
passing on this one
Blake Davis
NUKE THE RUSKIES
Dylan Jones
Putin is a naughty boi
Caleb Walker
That will get completely overshadowed by real issues
Hmmm not sure about this episode lads the architecture and artwork on the ceiling is a tad too nationalistic
Aiden Lopez
GOOOOOOAL
Josiah Bennett
Really hope so
Nathaniel Allen
Nigger wants to chimpout, what a surprise.
Sebastian Lopez
Auberon Waugh
Ian Reed
Pro Russians in this country are embarrassing
Kevin Bennett
>George the Poet
Why is he not speaking in haiku?
Elijah Myers
How QT been recently I gave up last year?
Brandon Martin
Hoping for some QT QTs tonight, lads
Jordan White
should be a public holiday, comrade
Juan Watson
literally who is this black?
Oliver Rodriguez
SPOKEN WORD ARTIST
Daniel Myers
SPOKEN WORD ARTIST
William Taylor
This is disgusting business by Putin. We in Scotland are boycotting the World Cup on principal.
Joshua Collins
>It's a "token random tries to talk clever and embarrasses himself" episode
Mason Harris
Mostly shite.
Evan Butler
labour MPs are like caricatures >those glasses >those eyebrows >that slap >that accent >those teef
Charles Mitchell
Putin is laughing at us. Last week he was in the QT audience literally laughing.
Anthony Peterson
...
James Price
>diplomatic conversations
Imagine a Putin Corbyn meeting lads.
Jack Russell
>football cup Alexander Boris de Pfeffel is a cunt
Sebastian Jackson
What does the black guy want? Declare war?
Jayden Gutierrez
NOT GONNA DO A BORIS LOLOLOLOL
Camden Reed
>MUHFUGGIN RUSSIA BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA PUTIN CRACKA ASS RUSSIAN BOY >*thunderous applause*
Julian Evans
What the fuck is this Labour bint
She looks like a slag from the pub
Joshua Rodriguez
>ooh the black man said something, better applaud him so I appear inclusive
Adrian Robinson
Hahah this air-head with TOWIE eyebrows is a shadow cabinet member.
Terrifying.
Jackson Wood
>He's critiquing Labour's policy BASED
Liam Howard
BUZZFEED
Josiah Bennett
>we should wait and see who's responsib- >REEEEEEEEEEE WHY HAVEN'T YOU NUKED RUSSIA YET
Wish I lived in the Man In The High Castleverse, they had the right idea about Africa.
Brody Garcia
>labour bitch nodding her head as if he's about to praise labour lel
Isaiah Morris
like all blacks, he doesn't know. When they're given everything they say they want, they still chimp out
Tyler Sanchez
kek
Based Putin
Nathaniel Perry
The shadow cabinet is a fucking disaster
Connor Rivera
I think the lefties are applauding the poet because he is black
Ryan Morales
lets bake some cakes
Aaron Lopez
MAN CALLED ME A BACK UP PANELIST THE MAN IN YOUR VIDS BACK UP PANELIST THE MAN IN YOU TWEETS BACK UP PANELIST BIG MAN WITH A BEARD HOW THE FUCK CAN I BACK UP
Isaiah Moore
that erm erm that erm
*audience claps*
Oliver Bell
>fiasco in Georgia
What happened?
Colton Barnes
>WHY AREN'T WE AT WAR WITH RUSSIA YET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anthony Martin
>Buzzfeed
Jonathan Rogers
STATE YOUR NAME
Tyler Roberts
What we need right now is a hollow gesture
Mason Rivera
i can just tell that cake lady and rapper are going to destroy this qt
Jace Ortiz
this question is a trainwreck
Zachary White
Why would Russia do this? Are they really that stupid with all the shit against them in the West now? Seems like such an own goal, why the fuck do such an over the top way of killing an ex-spy again? Don't see what they gain from it, so idiotic.
Jeremiah Morris
what's she doing with that fishy finger? Can someone get a webm?
Angel Ramirez
peter hitchens is a social democrat
Camden Hill
>Sport should be non-polticised YEH THE BEUATFUL GAME IS PURE INNIT WHOT DID U JUST SAY FUCK YOU INGURLAND IS DA BEST *Fights fellow white man* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Jaxon Allen
>you bake cakes, what's your opinion?
What the fuck am I watching.
Nathaniel Sanchez
It's a real shame that it was funded by Buzzfeed as it's actually legitimately good journalism. Sort of like the handful of good vice docs in a sea of shit.
