>Sir reports just in, the ene- >hush lad mohammad is doing his morning prayers >But sir it's an eme- >I said hush private!
Andrew Richardson
>he doesnt want to kill slavshits
Anthony Perez
...
Owen Fisher
Inshallah Batallion, we shall fight with ISIS
John Carter
no i dont want another mans cock in my mouth for some barbarian loyalty game
Luis Roberts
Start buying guns.
James Mitchell
alright pansy
Oliver Adams
You made me laugh out loud last thread, Edward. Thanks.
Hunter Evans
I was weak minded then, I'd never found a civillian base of friends being English in the most SNP town in Scotland, so I was impressionable. It serves a purpose I suppose, I can't speak for other Corps, but Engineers have a reputation for it, as do RM. I think the more you depend on a man the more the Corps pushes you to prove yourself to them. What is better than pushing you out of your comfort zone? I imagine this has gone on for decades if not centuries as it's not offical policy but a precedent of "they did it to me so I'm doing it to you". That guys dick in the mouth was exceptional in my time though, and I've never heard "officially" of full gay sex. I have heard from a German civvy camp as bastion faggot that he was propositioned most weekends by outwardly straight and often married men.
Kayden Hughes
Bedtime I think.
Goodnight Brit/pol/, I'm of to lay with the PLANTS.
Anthony Ward
So would they rape me if i refused to get naked/do bender stuff?
Thomas Rodriguez
that's all fine I'm not questioning any of that, just asking why you'd still be all 'well of course I hate the fags'. Seems like you should have actual real tolerance that comes from experience, as opposed to 'le diversity is good' tolerance. Some of them are disgusting bugchasing queers but most of them have circumstances matching yours at least
Ian Evans
Depends where you are, it might just be a case of social rejection, or it might be the case of them kicking the shit out of you. Either way it's a case of a camaraderie based unit of life and death rejecting you. I can't talk post 2012 though, I think Allah is the primary PPE now
Kevin Smith
basically it's reasonable to go "ARE YOU A QUARE?" and be suspicious of them a bit
but you don't have to throw them off roofs
Kevin Allen
defend your own borders you bitch ass cUK. # poisoned nation
Jacob Anderson
what the fuck, how common is this, how haven't the govt done anything about it
Liam Scott
...
Nathaniel Sanders
Based Russia saving UK tax payers, wonder how much the mi6 pension is
Night lads. I need to maintain my sleeping pattern.
Caleb Hernandez
I've heard. Seems am actual part of training there, ours in block and squadron bar shit
Blake Wilson
I know, I have a mate in Russia who went through Dedovshchina
Angel Evans
why do british people have such a propensity for fucked up behaviour we are the most fucked up people on earth our tourists are hated and notorious our military is notorious our women are notorious is that our superpower as a people?
Brayden Turner
not a SUSAT lad
David Howard
Our hooligans were the best in Europe until we banned them. It's an analogy for all British success, we become guilty of our own dominance and ban it ourselves.
Nathan Nguyen
Made this for a laugh, borrowed the idea from the other one and experimented with snow patches and paint skills to create the winter landscape I was going for. As you can see, Eddie is wrapped up warm in his Kia with a cap, mug of hot chocolate and some Johnny Cash playing. I've still got the file in Paint right now so changes can still be made if you want.
Josiah Morgan
Oh fug Been a while November I've been out as long as I was in
Kayden Lopez
I'm pretty certain I could have a banging night out drinking with Eddie in any town worth half a shit. I've decided he's pretty much alright, but needs to get tf off Sup Forums
Levi Bell
>hot chocolate >hot I consume all goods in the car cold
Caleb James
>half the world is ready for war against the eternal angl*s
beautiful, see you in the gibraltar coast bongs
Henry Butler
Lol I like I can't think of much to add to it. More rubbish outside the car and a couple of shits next to the hedge as he has nowhere to take a dump except by the side of his car.
Zachary Myers
I'm a shitcunt now lad, my stories are early 20's when the world hadn't crushed me. Get me drunk now and you'll have a crying mess talking about the cost of metal detectors
Easton Ward
Well too fucking bad you got a hot drink for once get it down your throat, lay off the rum for a night ok pal
Brody White
I park near a 24hr toilet
Jaxon Parker
anyone got the original eddie?
Brandon Jackson
>lay off the rum No
Christian Reyes
Ni night user see ya in't mornin pal
Jacob Flores
Stop drinking and stop posting here while drunk. You deserve to give yourself more respect.
"want sxc bummin anal + oral no condom knock at the kia parked round the back"
Eli King
This picture is so sweet
Dominic Myers
How do I say this without having the archive thrown at me daily...
My mates are scattered and busy and I hate everyone, including you lot, but I love you faggots more than the civvy cunts I currently interact with. I tell you cunts everything because I have no one else to tell. You're as close to regular friends as I'll ever have again
Hunter Powell
>realised today I am literally deano but with a better taste in cars
Levi Morales
Okay night ignore vicaroo rumours
Caleb Turner
I'm gonna be real Ed if I bump into you one day I'll buy you a pint and a packet of fags.
Matthew Lopez
bless your soul
Aiden Harris
I don't smoke
Joseph Smith
I know, most of the actual regulars here love you, we. I just hate seeing you drunk here.
Jose Flores
what kind of music are you in the mood for? I want to recc you something
Adam Cook
well imagine that
Juan Sullivan
he was buying scratchcards wasn't he? probably more than the kgb pension.
Jaxon Stewart
Eddie sucked off a man in a german pub went mad and tried to cut down his door with a fire axe
Joseph Scott
Glad to see the fag ends rumor is bullshit then
Owen Green
i cant wait to nuke barcelona
Joshua Carter
I thought most found it funny. I don't normally post in my current state which is "boozy but aware", but wait till I'm black out drunk and full on depressive mode. I normally don't post for a while when I know I hit that stage
Mason Butler
See you ont the battlefield
Parker Ramirez
I'm on my phone so it's wasted
Cameron Hughes
>GMG It's a HMG lad...
Chase Parker
>ont the
Noah Gray
You sure?
Liam Reyes
A set of perfectly nice sony headphones is like a tenner in argos. Come on man you need to be able to listen to music and stuff and not just be a survival robot
Zachary Torres
loser
William Morris
Classic rock
Brayden Baker
Fucking ACOG lad
Adam Long
Eddie has claimed a new vassal. When will he stop shackling anonymongs?
One minute you'll be offering to buy him a pint or help him get some headphones, the next you'll be sucking off taxi drivers to get enough money to pay for limes so Eddie won't beat you again.
Easton Thomas
I don't know how to play YouTube while using other apps
Fuck off I'm no noob, just a fellow traveller who recognizes Eddie as an 'Internet Creature' that happened to wash up on the shores of brit/pol/. I think he's an ok guy you could easily be friends with underneath his internet persona. I don't have to answer to any iof you
Colton Ross
Not a good idea to listen to headphones when drinking in a car (that you also live in) in Liverpool late at night.
Logan Martinez
i've listened to it so much that it's ruined for me
