Why do gyaru like physical contact?

Why do gyaru like physical contact?

She's conditioning him to think touching her is normal.

>not wanting an external womb massage from sensei

Are you a fucking fag?

She just wants Shinji's dick

Most girls like physical contact.

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She uses old man spunk for lotion.

*most humans
FTFY

>sluts like physical contact
ftfy

Humans, in their natural state, are fairly slutty.

wtf i hate humans now

because they get happy when they have skin contact with a man

I'm not slutty, I go months without making physical contact with girls/women/men/boys.

Nah, you're just a shut-in.

>hajimete no gal gets an adaptation
>this doesn't

God created humans in His image, dude.

It only has like 14 chapters, calm down.

15*
Next chapter when?

god is a slut

>they know the way to a sensei's heart is through is stomach

>like having tummy filled up
WEW

that's a big sub

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No wonder some humans are into NTR.

It barely started user, be patient

How does it feel to be NTR'd by god ?

Do you want another hajimete no gal where there's not enough original content so the director makes up some NTR bait bullshit on his on whim?

Well, at least you know it took the biggest, blackest cock of them all to cuck you. There's some pride in that.

>he believed it was god
bitches and their lies

son gohan

Why does this artstyle looks so much like Shindol's?

Because the lack of a father figure in their childhood manifested itself itself as a need for a strong male figure which mixes itself with their pubescent desires becoming an unhealthy attraction to males.
Or they're simply sluts who like sex.

Mister comedy over here xD get fucked, idiot.

:^)))

Because you have a very small reference pool

I know right, its not Son Gohan its CHADhan

Miku plays hard to get. She should be more open to Yabecchi.

I imagine we all would, if we had the chance.

Gyaru's are great but...

purified gyaru are even better

>Purification
I see you are also a man of taste

I don't mind helping out people of such refined culture.

Kokuhaku wa Asoko no Oku de

Mild corruption > pure gyaru > slutty gyaru > purified gyaru > hardcore corruption

If I was on my main comp, I would link you to the one where the innocent Orc Purifies a slutty elf, via tender loving.

Already read but your consideration is appreciated.

Why does that smile look so familiar?

Purification is great. Although I prefer when they still maintain some of their gyaru habits, and just focus them toward their lover.

>cooking with long nails
It should be illegal.

Delet this

>Not wanting to touch a cute gyaru
She just wants to do a mating press with a leglock with sensei, normal JK stuff.

whats wrong with her fingers

>hajimete no gal gets serialized
>then gets an anime
>batsu-gyaru stays a one shot
Worst timeline

I kind of miss JUN's older style. He hasn't drifted far but something feels off to me. Either way I'm fapping tonight

i just started reading this i like it lol

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I haven't watched the show or read the manga, but how much did the show go off script? Occasionally browsing the threads convinced me not to pick up the show thanks to ntr b8, misunderstandings and annoying side characters that take up too much screen time, but is the manga any better?

Are you gay? Also what is washing hands?

This is very young. Also while it's miles better than Hajime no Gal, it's still not what I'd call "good", if only for the teacher protagonist who acts like he's a typical high school boy instead of a teacher.

I honestly can't remember the last time I touched another human outside of handshakes, high-fives, and fistbumps.

Me either, user. It hurts.

Clip on nails with beads and sequins embedded in them have no place in the kitchen

It's been so long for me I've forgotten even the pain.

>JUN
Absolutely patrician taste, my man

>whats wrong with her fingers
what do you mean?

Completely off script. It didn't even resemble the manga at all.

Doesn't matter with fake nails or nails with embellishments. The contact point between the nail and the artificial material is a breading ground for all kinds of nasty bacteria that can't be washed out due to small pockets in the adhesive that keep them alive. Long nails should only be allowed in the kitchen if you have thick gloves.

People said the same thing about Hajimete no Gal and look what we got, if we get an early anime of Gohan it will also include chads and bad animation, so just be patience.

Name something better than headpats and belly rubbing. Protip: You can't.

>The contact point between the nail and the artificial material is a breading ground for all kinds of nasty bacteria that can't be washed out due to small pockets in the adhesive that keep them alive.
If it can't be washed out then it can't infect the food either.

What part of the Virgin Birth of Jesus don't you honkeytonks understand?

Until you break a nail while cooking or lose one of those decorative pieces.

Get off the internet doggo, you are no man.

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Which is as likely as accidentally sneezing into the food.

>gals meet Sup Forums

Needing anything other than fistbumps? Bro what's wrong with you?

Ear nibbling.

>gyarus in anime&manga are pure angelical creatures
>renowned proper ladies in anime&manga are huge sluts
What did Japan mean by this?

Handholding

>tits
No thanks, I'll stick to my lolige

>a man dies and is reincarnated in fantasy land
>except that's old hat, so throw in a gimmick
>he's a drinks dispensing machine!
>she's a spider!
>he's a slime!
>what other tropes can we subvert with le epic twist?
What did Japan mean by this?

>mild corruption

I'm intrigued, what exactly does this entail?

gyaru isekai when?

>fantasy world where all the girls are cute gyaru
I can dig it.

There's one where a gyaru gets teleported or reincarnated in an isekai and people think she's a dark elf. Haven't read it.

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Why does anime and manga seem to treat gyarus as if they are an entirely different species?

Whenever some shitty story features a gyaru it's always either "Gyaru's are people too!!11!1!" or "wew so this is a gyaru....."

It's almost like the Gyaru is the modern day elf. Want to feature a race of people who are like humans but are different in a variety of ways but your story isn't in a fantasy-based setting? Just throw in a fucking Gyaru!

because to beta japanese otakus, gyarus might as well be from a different planet

this was touched on in Hero Union BBS, she was partnered with a low ranking grunt samurai

incorrect.

Miku is pure! pure!!!!

>Being so weeb you defend Tojo betas

I can remember, it was fucking never ;_;

Tender Pervert, more like

it's who user self inserts as, give him a break

Hand holding
Seventh circle of heaven

slow down there Pavlov

>Hand holding
Fucking christ user, this is a blue board. I'm not sure that even the sluttiest of guyaru are capable of such degeneracy, at least the ones who aren't addicted to drugs or some shit.

Before.

After.