Reddit Cringe Thread 4

>Get it? Drumpf's orange

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That pile of shit looks a lot like an oreo.

>Obama
>black
>Let alone black in a way that related to African Americans
he was a mutt

>an oreo
>black on the outside, white on the inside

checks out

>drinks soylent
>has to use a wrench to open a plastic bottle
pottery

Oreo, dude, oreo.

Das rayciss n sheet

The bottle looks like a Jew and the bottle opener it's hair.

>saltines
>0 nutritional value
>but it has low calories and not much salt

>oreo
>high in calories, sugar and fat
>0 nutritional value

>cheeto
>some nutritional value
>paleo (puffed corn, not wheat)
>low in calories, some fat, no sugar

Yeah, the cheeto is the healthiest thing in that picture OP

I got in trouble once for calling a half black half white dude an oreo

I can't tell if this is extremely alpha or extremely beta.

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Thats the joke you fucking simpleton.

The gay nigger was only half black.
His mother was white. He was raised by'
her and his WHITE grandfather after his
nigger father deserted them.

Hopefully the mom and daughter neck themselves

im so smart guys lol xD

On point

tfw to intellignet

I thought fp said "Great Job! What Country?"

>our children are also unsure how to feel about the entire ordeal
They’re going to be hanging trannies on the Day of the Rope. The pendulum will swing so far it never comes back down. Today’s left is more degenerate than the KPD and AntifascisticheAktion of the old days ever were. If their degeneracy brought the National Socialists to power, a force that only the whole West combined to defeat, what terribly powerful force will they bring upon themselves this time?

isnt calling a black person an oreo racist? how could reddit allow this?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

dumb bitch

Extremely fucking cancer is the correct answer user.

>first presidents all crackers
>then a black cookie
>finally an orange Cheetos

Checks out

this is why they overreact whenever they lose. Retards like this post false hope and it comes crushing down on them like a barrage of 155 on their souls. They literally do it to themselves.

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>Irreligious

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>play your video games while i go get fucked by the chad in my office. thank god you're such a soyboy

>racism sucks!

>Haha trumps akin color is stupid and orange! and other presidents are crackers

A force so strong that it will crush them before they come to absolute power.
> Donald Trump, Putin, Xi, and Kim

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But he tried to be Jay-Z's friend

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>only 11 guys
>so it's not like I'm a slut or anything

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Nothing I love more than women getting their just desserts.

>r*ddit
In all my years of posting, I still cannot believe that there are less fucked up people here on Sup Forums then reddit, /r9k/ included. Christ, instead of shuttering their demons they embrace them.

Holy hell, this almost seems like a troll.

>independent
jesus, thats a marxist/far left website, leddit is eating their own

Sup Forums eats these kinda of people alive

what a time to be alive that was, before the troubles, before the soy, before the darkness, before r_thedonald, before the shills came.

This is why leftypol people like me hang out here instead these people are sick

dumb roastie ahahahahahahahaha

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Are we talking singular food items here? Who eats a single cheeto

Who the fuck takes the word of a stepdaughter over their son? Why was the stepdaughter living with them if living with her father was (apparently) an option? The only happy ending to this story is if the son kills the whore and his parents before he an-heros.

Not believing women is rape.

That made me sad. Locked up his son without any evidence. Poor kid will kill himself. Fuck those people.

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The Sup Forums post is far more cringey than the reddit one.

Remorse is very much the proper response. More people need to hear about that. The folks I know who say they don't care about their "significant other's" past, in fact care very much: it is evidenced by how they get nervous and pale when it is brought up.

But thinking 11 guys wasn't all that bad perhaps suggests the remorse isn't all it should be :P

t.redditor

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Please give me the link to this post and the other one you posted, holy fuck

holy fuck, Jared is a savage.

ONE SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
TWO SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
THREE SOMETHINGS 'BOUT TO GIVE

REEEEEEEEEEE

Jared, you're alright m8

>t. butt blasted redditor

SAGE

My sides.

Welcome to #metoo

Women only get away with this shit because betas amongst us let them.

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When you go to vote after you wake up at 11 am the polls look like a blue wave anywhere you go. Try going to the polls after 5, its a whole different crowd.

>My wifes in HR

Are there any men in HR or is it just a role for tyranical ex strippers?

This one never bothered me. I don't want my own fucking dependents being I already have millions of minorities to take care of so fuck it, who doesn't want to nut in their woman care free. Also 100% of people on this board play video games. Those games all suck, but still.

Holy fuck, madman memed his dumb cunt of a wife really hard.

I have something similar, but more tldr.

>Are there any men in HR or is it just a role for tyranical ex strippers?
pretty much just tyrannical ex strippers.

OJ that broad

Goddamn could you imagine having your whore wife who tried to convince you to let her whore herself up walk in while you're fucking some hot juicy bony trans ass and whacking em off at the same time and having him cum on her face when she walks in and she is balling up and so fucking upset because I fucked a trans fella and he jizzed on her face you know then whose the transphobic whore eh

>redditfugees
>actually welcoming reddit users
>using meme flag

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nice img

>muh nihilism

that post reeks of cringe and edge lord tier philosophy

Dude likes to eat cereal and get high on saturdays

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>being a black pilled lil bitch

im sorry life is so hard for you, ever see the video of that soy boy that said he doesnt know what to do with his life, nothing matters? That be of your interest because your will is weak and retarded.

Made that post yourself did you? Sorry, they can't all be winners.

Got a link?

Elon Musk does this and he is literally saving the world, so

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Please kill yourself leaf

ELON MUSK WATCHES CARTOONS AND PLAYS VIDYA AND EATS CHOCOLATE FOR BREAKFAST AND HE IS ACTUALLY PROVIDING WHITES A BETTER FUTURE WITH CHEAP AND FAST INTERNET AND TRAVEL TO MARS AND ARGENTINA IS NOT WHITE.

ALL MY ANCESTORS ARE EUROPEAN SO FUCK OFF BACK TO LITTLE MOGADISHU YOU COMMUNIST KEK, YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO REALIZE THE AMERICAN DREAM LIKE YOUR FALSE GOD ELON

>please, please, PLEASE!!!
>I-I-I'm NOT 'transphobic'
>I ju-ju-just don't know how to feel about this
>please, PLEASE, read before down voting
>please, don't down vote
>don't shun me, PLEASE!!!!
>I NEED YOU!!!
>PLEASE!!!!
>I'm NOT like that!!!
>I'm NOT transphobic!!!
>PLEASE, DON'T CUT ME OFF!!!
>PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE!!!!
Fucking sheep.

I DO GET IT LMAO HAHAHAHA, GOD SURE DO HATE ME SOME DRUMPFKINZ. YEP, FUNNY LIBERAL MAYMAYZ ARE THE BEST. MMM YEAH GOOD STUFF. WEWW

>ALL MY ANCESTORS ARE EUROPEAN

>if Sup Forums was a person

I read this all the way through every time I see it, it's just so delicious

Digits, I'm not about to fight kek, you win Sup Forums

Goals as fuck, to be honest.