/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT T H I C C BREAD EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump signs Proclamations on Steel&Alum 3/8/18
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>Pres Trump holds Cabinet meeting 3/8/18
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>AG Sessions on Fox 3/8/17
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>TreasSec Wilbur on Fox 3/8/17
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>SoKo official announces lil kim bent the knee 3/8/17
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>SoS T-Rex Presser w/AU Chair Faki 3/8/18
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>SoS T-Rex Presser w/Ethiopia FM Gebeyehu 3/8/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/8/18
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>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
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>Pres Trump at bean coalition summit 3/7/18
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>VP Pence in NE supporting Gov Ricketts 3/7/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st event in KY 3/7/18
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>AG Sessions on sanctuary cities suit 3/7/18
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>EdSec Devos Press Brief 3/7/18
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>Chief Econ Hassett @Joint Econ Cmte 3/7/18
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>WHPressSec Sarah on Fox 3/7/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/7/18
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>StateDep Readout - Heather/DepSoS Sullivan 3/7/18
youtu.be/pMTbiBgUmYw
>Pres Trump/Swede PM Sven presser 3/6/18
youtu.be/s55UPDUpF6U
>Pres Trump/Swede PM statements 3/6/18
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>jta.org/2010/10/18/news-opinion/israel-middle-east/sephardi-leader-yosef-non-jews-exist-to-serve-jews
“Goyim were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world; only to serve the People of Israel,” he said during a public discussion of what kind of work non-Jews are allowed to perform on Shabbat.

"Why are gentiles needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an effendi and eat," he said to some laughter. Yosef, the spiritual leader of the Shas Party and the former chief Sephardi rabbi of Israel, also said that the lives of non-Jews are protected in order to prevent financial loss to Jews.

"With gentiles, it will be like any person: They need to die, but God will give them longevity. Why? Imagine that one’s donkey would die, they’d lose their money. This is his servant. That’s why he gets a long life, to work well for this Jew,” said the rabbi.

>Trump threatens NK with fire and fury, big nuke button
>OH NOOO TRUMP WILL LEAD US STRAIGHT TO NUCLEAR WAR
>Trump accepts NK's offer to meet their leader and talk
>OH NOOO TRUMP IS BEING RECKLESS AND GIVING AWAY TOO MUCH

What the fuck do these so-called analysts want, then? Some Asia adviser for Obama was quoted by NYT saying Kim played Moon and now he's playing Trump, that the US will gain nothing from meeting Kim. It's just what you'd expect from someone appointed by Obama, a limpwristed talker with no action and little imagination. It probably doesn't occur to him that it didn't work for Obama or Bush or Clinton because they weren't Trump and never got this far.

Some MSM articles are grudgingly giving Trump at least partial credit (the nerve of them) for bringing all of this about, I expect these useless """experts""" are hopping mad inside.

NUKE UK
SAVE WORLD

Ann is so hot guys.

STORMY IS CLOSING IN

still laughing

UK government is filled with some of the worst baby rapers known to man.

Do you feel it?

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Anything that GROMPF does is wrong to them. Remember Colbert having to tell his audience not to clap at the Comey firing?

I'd run this truck off the road

I understand the 2nd Amendment.

But you should have waited for something to happen, like a law being passed. That was literally just a line he said at a meeting, and nothing more.

Stop jumping to conclusions like children. Wait for actual results getting uppity about it

Did David Hogg just BTFO of Donald Trump?
Yes, he did.
Will Trump ever recover?
No, no he won’t.

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ATTENTION: OP IS NO LONGER BAKING

A NEW BAKER IS NEEDED!

>A NEW BAKER IS NEEDED!

A NEW BAKER IS NEEDED!

how will Colbert even spin this?

Can't die now I want to reach peak euphoria when NoKo and US relations reach acceptable levels and Trump with a Nobel Peace prize award for ending a 6 decade armistice. I can't wait to see twitter and tumblr collectively shit itself into a storm, especially when it validates that masculinity and banter solved the biggest world problem.

fucking lmao

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Trump is the President of The United States

>truck
>he doesn't live for the H A I R P I N turns
what the fuck are you doing m8

ORCHESTRATED
BY
PUTIN

Yuck

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if there was anything on trump to find, Mueller and his team would have leaked it to the press and already start impeachment hearings.

>Mueller is coming any day now!
>He's just going to wait for Trump's 2nd term to impeach him

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>top 10 most laughable anime team ups

Except he lost by over 3 million votes

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>Gets 15 minutes of fame
>Suddenly thinks he is an expert on everything

Oh I remember all right.
>Trump fired Comey
>YAYYY
>he did it because Sessions recommended it
>BOOOOOO
Even Jon Stewart called them out on it. It was almost sad to see.

we can do it
we can meme the liberals brainded

>President of the United States
>lose the election by over 3 MILLION votes
Pick one.

>increase cost of selling firearm create new manufacturing jobs
>leftist education
I hope he becomes some Dem raising star and continue embarrassing himself.

Please refrain from bullying Leafs. Remember, they are people too!

Trump Accomplishments - pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf
Trump MAJOR Accomplishments (Year 1) - pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6

NEW!

>According to a new Heritage Foundation report, Trump has already implemented a staggering 64% of his agenda (archive.is/CNpDi)
>The Florida Senate has voted to arm teachers instead of banning assault rifles (archive.is/EG1mV)
>The first batch of DACA permits have officially expired as of March 5th - no new DACA can be given - existing DACA can still be renewed, but the government does not have to process these applications (archive.is/AEQ7M)
>A federal judge in Maryland has ruled that Trump has the right to end DACA (archive.is/6k6dU)
>USA set to be world’s largest oil producer (archive.is/RyMKt)
>Federal judge rules Trump administration can withold grants over California “sanctuary” concerns (archive.is/itHYi)
>North Korea promises no nuclear weapons use against South Korea, hold talks with USA (archive.is/2ny2a)
>Program helping ICE crack down on immigrants thrives in Texas (archive.is/pWlJj)
>Justice Department Sues California Over ‘Sanctuary’ Immigration Laws (archive.is/DfKKa)
>Red Wave: Poll Shows Five Senate Democrats In Serious Trouble (archive.is/UhIJb)
>President Trump institutes a 25% tariff on steel and a 10% tariff on aluminum - Canada and Mexico exempt at the moment in order to negotiate NAFTA (archive.is/KECYq)
>Trump to meet with Kim Jong Un by May, talk denuclearization - North Korea to refrain from any further nuclear missile tests (archive.is/EuEpg)

>3 million dead people and illegal aliens

> Fucking Kek

>get shot at
>instantly become an economic expert

So this is the guy we're expected to believe is NOT a crisis actor...?

They have ZERO objective perspective on this issue, it's flat out shameful that I can get rational and realistic rundowns on a site that calls me a faggot than I can get gather from watching CNN/MSBC for a week.
They're mad as hell

He'll bring the Two Scoops memes to life and start screaming Lovecraftian gibberish while flogging himself with a Bad Dragon dildo.

How seething would libs be if this happened

>trump gets nobel peace prize
>goes to microphone
>says, wow, you know this would have been really something 10 years ago
>not just because the NK relations problems should have been solved long ago
>but because nobel peace prizes really lost their value after Obama got one for doing nothing
>puts on epic troll grin and leaves while libs howl

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>win the election with fewer votes than your opponent
UNDER BUDGET

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we have the best leafs dont we folks? increadable anons, truly.

>Trump accepts NK's offer to meet their leader and talk
Hold on, back it up a bit.
What?

Didn't a study find it to be more like 15 mil?

>Literally anything Trump does I must do the opposite

They are now a living parody

Where was Stormy during the election? You'd think anything damning she had would be dug up by Hillary's goons before November 8...

The solution to help shithole countries is that we let them all move here, and then we move there where all the forests, oil and warm weather are.

First Black* President of the United States

*he couldnt even do this right... he’s a mulatto.

the presidential election plays by electoral college rules. the candidates, by running, agree to these rules. it doesn't matter who has more pawns on the board at the end of a game of chess. trump won.

I just have an early morning tomorrow, I'll be back

Need webm of slap clip at 20 minute mark or 28:20 water bottle, will give khazars or something
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NK said they will denuclearize in exchange for security guarantees, and Kim wants to meet Trump to negotiate it.

CNN has been melting down all day.

IT'S HAPPENING
BY MAY

Hey he can't help it. At least he was consistent and put 50% into literally everything

28 minute mark* i think

>say it again, darling

A W O O

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>Hand over the Nobel Peace Prize...

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its literally fucking happening

Sorry to double post but I just realize he's going to meet Kim in MAY. Tell me he didn't thought of this banter on multiple levels.

Reminder that Obama accomplished more in 8 years than Trump has in 14 months

greentext is a quote from KJU

If trump convinces NK to remove nuclear weapons, which demographic does he win? boomers?

Granted, there's always a chance of Kim cancelling last minute and for all we know he's only doing this to buy time for develop the nuke program, but yeah. It's happening.

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They're pushing the Stormy Daniels shit so hard because they want Mueller to include it in his investigation. They want her to be Trumps Monica Lewinsky. Thats why she said she saved a dress with hair and skin on it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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kek

yeah this is not good. you remember what happened right? trump was set to visit, but some of the far left politicians threatened to ARREST Trump if he came over for "hate crimes" Now Trump will never visit there

What happens to leftists that leaves them with no functioning sense of humor?

will bake

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He really needs to stop talking about topics he has zero idea about, it's painful.

I just found out that the girl I like is a "theater actress" and she proudly confessed that she kisses a lot of guys because she is "scripted to kiss another actors".

Why are women such dreadful whores with no value?

this is fun, i should spend time just making up random buzzphrases
the chinese-north korean nuclear dichotomy
the russo-sino-corean nuclear triumvirate
drumpf is seeking to vertically integrate nuclear control of asia
donald trump is cataclysmically throwing the world back into the time of the sino nuclear silo supremacy
ultimately drumpf is seeking to re-establish a a primo-solo-sino-no-nuku-noko hegemony

What the fuck!? I should have voted for JEB!

if the date is april 1st we will reach shitposting levels never thought possible

kek

Everybody except the hardcore marxists.

The funny part about this isnt the time range difference being ridiculous, its that its ridiculous and its still not true

Thanks

Wait are they saying Mueller is going to fuck Stormy Daniels?

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>Democrats are literally blaming N Korean peace talks on Russia

bost original bls

Very sad what's happened to her

Does that mean anything?
Obongo got that for being a nigger.

how would taxing firearms create new manufacturing jobs?