Why are our uniforms such shit?

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they were wearing winter uniforms you dumbass

The Navy one looks good in my opinion. The others two could probably could use a change.

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They don't even wear these uniforms 99.5% of the time..
Just baggy camo shit. No tie. Does not foment discipline.

Even worse

Hugo boss made the Nazi uniforms. The us military probably has a contract with some shitty Jew operation.

>our
You're not in the military. You're an obese mutt on Sup Forums. They ain't your uniforms.

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Truly awful.

Not a fan of the hats. The decoration on the lip makes it look like those assholes that buy caps and don't take that sticker off.

Other than that I think they're alright.

Boss is cool but Nico Rosberg is legitimately an autist. (I supported him anyway as a rare autistic sportsman).

Because of no boots. Officer uniforms now have regular pants and shoes.

I'm in the U.S. Army, may I have an opinion? :)

the navy one is fucking boss son. better than any fascist shit.

Opinion on what?

They just need a belt around the waist.

Yeah, those're the combat suits. You think officers wear their blacks / greens / blues on the job in Germany?

The lamentable state of American dress uniforms!

heavy ass winter coats are easy to make good looking.

Boss didn't design it though just made them.

becuz you not fashy enough xD

cmon this shit is lame.

Because the wrong side won the war.

The Nazi officers did.
"Do you actually think"
As if getting dressed up is so hard and onerous that it's inconceivable anyone would do it. It doesn't matter if it is an inconvenience, it will instill respect and emanate authority which are more important than anything else in a disciplined military.

They look like overgrown Boy Scouts, from the colors to the baggy pants.

its the colors

Its appropriate for the "Democratic" military we have now, that accepts women and niggers.

i agree the navy one looks nice,i like the hat aswell

the other two could use a few cm shorter jackets imo

Looks the same to me. One is winter uniform and the other is summer uniform. There's no real difference between the two.

>TFW you will never be an Elite Honour Guard in the SS

you should hire Hugo Boss to design them and stop bitching.

>I'm in the U.S. Army, may I have an opinion?
Ask Israel

Top kek

I like this uniform
except the vests should be bullet-resistant ones

So fucking aesthetic

>military filling up with pog-shitskins
>get shit-colored uniforms
Makes sense

That's my favorite color so I actually like how those look. You faggots are acting like little kids that want super edgy tacticool uniforms.

its because hugo boss designed them. You cant beat BOSS, invest in a wardrobe from them

tie shouldn't be the same color as the shirt is.
Also tie without jacket looks retarded. they should at least roll up the sleeves.

Hm, darn, I can't find any contact information for Tel Aviv amongst my chain of command. Do you perhaps have Mr. Netanyahu's number?

Here you can see what proper uniforms look like
youtube.com/watch?v=gTMxrIKifaE

Oi, mate! Where do you think you're goin with those non-government issue safety scissors?

fresh

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they basically pinned medals onto business suits, it's fitting that the US generals double as capitalist businessmen what with the military industrial complex only being used to further capital gains

Look at german officers:
>these guys are fighting a world war
>out on the frontline in russian woods
>every one of them is probably hardned veterans from ww1

Americans:
>"nice meeting in our conference room"
>"should i take a coffee or drive home early?"
>"we're made an effort in iraq."

You never know...

American Military doesn't care about fashion. Only care about killing the enemy. Oh, and when their sex change operation is scheduled for.

Somewhere I read the Nazis got top stage/film costume designers of the day to design their uniforms.

Black/grey is EZmode /fa/

It's fantastic they've kept those iconic helmets. The gap between the vest and the pants waist is not flattering though.

Mmm. That M81 Woodland aesthetic.

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0 a tanker
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trips Admiral pic related

I'm really not that fond of our recent police uniform.

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>M81
That`s not chocolate chip
Gulf war most aesthetic war

Shit nigger wrong pic.
Peak Alpha USA

Just can`t handle it.
Also fuck Sup Forums for not allowing multiple pics per post.

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One more for Gulf War best War

>that tank placement
This kills me. That better not be where they were shooting from. That better be a parking lot for tanks.

They put the tanks wherever the fuck they wanted because it`s 1991 and Abrams can 360 noscope that busted Soviet shit all day.

Why did they allow to be photographed in their pajamas?

Even though I'm an Amerimutt Admiral is aesthetic as fuck rolling.

I'm an artillery-boo and the thought of that many tanks just sitting their, immobile and so close they can't even turn around, makes me both hard and moist. Artillery is the best thing that ever happened to ground combat; flight-fags should buzz off and let the men handle war.

>itt no one has pointed out that the dude on the left isn't American which is why he doesn't have a million participation medals.

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Why not shits comfy and if that upsets you weight till you find out about tarmac dress.

gaAaAaaaAAAAAAaaayyyyy

>artillery
>Iraq
>1991
>M1 Abrams
>busted old Soviet shit
Bro...

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>he thinks that's bad

You must have never seen the castrated puppet army known as the bundeswehr.

>muh specific case
>muh busted soviet shit
Whatever fag. Artillery4life. Hearing is for pussies.

pure operator wear on my man vining there

Shut up boot. Fkn haze yourself

I had never seen the original of that photo before.

Holy fuck, how many people are actually there?

America was peak alpha in the early 90`s.
Such an op force that will never be seen again in military history.
If Bush Sr. wasn`t a CIA plat we`d be done with turd worlders forever.

>The gap between the vest and the pants waist is not flattering though.
true
I wonder if that hat i bulletproof, would be nice

We went from this to this youtube.com/watch?time_continue=33&v=ZJO6KxYm2PU

Fun fact you can fold that Cap to your pocket. They made it soft so you can put it to your pocket when you go inside.

They look like fucking faggots lmao

t. anti saddam brainlet

the navy one looks cool, I think the issue with the users is the belt thing

During the fall of the USSR such a military disparity will never be seen for generations.
USA vs. the entire was entirely possible, of course CIA niggers would ruin it.

>tfw cool uniforms are gone

*entire World

>we wuz nazis n shiet