ITT: Write the most generic SHonen ever

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Our protagonist is a 2nd year in high school. He's incredibly average, and doesnt have special powers like the rest of his class. He's kind of nerdy, but not in a way that would make him unattractive. Then one day he runs into a maniac pixie girl that awakens his powers. Watch him rise through the ranks and pass every exam with ease until powerlevels no longer mean anything.

What's the power system like?

It's incredibly vague and bland so there's plenty of room for ass pulls. It's strength is also increased by making friends and decreased if a girl comes within 6 inches of his dick.

Naruto Bleach (it's a funny homage. Do you get it?) is a magic ninja in training who can't use magic or ninjutsu. But that doesn't matter. He's granted a deus ex machina by the king of the magic ninja's that takes him on a quest across the seas with his friends to master his ability and become the king of magic ninjas. Along the way, he wins fights using the power of friendship and eventually becomes friends with everybody in the world. Also he is in high school and wears a high school uniform for some reason.

>self-insert male
>lift at the gym
>go to 9-5 office job
>marry chitoge after dicking around with your harem and dumping onodera
>live the good life
>get this animated by SHAFT.

Best shounen ever. In fact, my idea is already Anime of the Decade.

Fairy Tail

MC is going to the magic academy for three reasons

1. to be the best mage
2. to get vengeance on the people who killed his parents
3. to be the one to protect others from having the same experience

he looks like he doesn't have any magic skills but he's actually a immediate class mage in his own right and carries a sacred artifact that was sent to him before he came to school it was actually his inheritance that from his late father who is also the former dean of the school and descended from gods it's one of 20 mythical artifacts that is said to rule the magical world once one has all of them. Aiding him is his childhood sweetheart, rival, guy who is bad at magic but enduring, and a perverted teacher that is actually one of the seven heroes. Can his vengeance and ambition be fulfilled?

>Gets animated by SHAFT
shall we say, it’s SHAFTED?

Black Clover

Who's that pink haired girl in the top right.

also it turns out his dad is the magic ninja King and his mom is the leader of the enemy big bad and they sealed the good half of his mom in him to hide it from the REAL big bad

One Piece

A loser is reincarnated into another world that has, get this, RPG mechanics instead of being like real-life.

one piece only seems generic because it originated so much of the genre

I literally wouldn't be able to top Black Clover even if i tried.

Young farmer loses his best friend to a colossal truck owned by the God Farmer Emperor. Now he wants to become Emperor by fighting the Emperor's Feudal Lords and harvesting the God Melon.

and he has a talking hoe who transforms into a big titty cyborg. And a talking rooster as a mascot. And a cool rival who is always shirtless. And an old farming sensei who dies fighting the God Emperor by the end of the first season.

I literally could not surpass the genericness of BnH.

It didn't originate shit.

We are in the world of the Kakushino. Protag-kun wants to be the strongest of them all. He makes friends, one being edgy and 1 or 2 others being loyal friends. He goes through a exam to become an official Kakushi. He trains in the mystic art of "Kakuflani energy" to become strong. Oh yeah his dad is also dead. Oh and it turns out that his dad is super powerful and important. Edgelord runs away from the hometown to go do some edgelord shit. Protag-kun has to rescue him from the edgelord power. He trains super hard also. He gets really OP powers and he ends up not killing any enemies but still defeating them. He also goes on multiple side adventures that result in him getting more allies. He ends up getting said edgelord friend back. But oh no! Some evil enemy is coming to destroy the earth! But Protag actually is super powerful and he can destroy anything with Protagpowers. He also gets his allies to help. And his friends are also pretty cool at this point.

And then he gets with the bitch.
The end.

Please notice this it took 5 minutes to type this.

>I'm just our average high school student
>one parent is dead
>suddenly he gets recluted into magic group/ super samurai group / fucking whatever
>some broody guy doesn't think he's got it, becomes rival
>big titted tsun girl becomes his partner / love interest
>some cute shit lives with him 24/7
>he's actually the chosen one because of his parents / birth / some curse or prophecy
>guy is borderline asexual
>all fights are solved though a mixture of POWER OF FRIENDSHIP and I WILL PROTECT EVERYONE

Toei hire me

Mc looks totally bad ass so people fear him and stay away but he's totally a softie you guys, look at how he saves this kitten from truck kun. Omg the cat was a sexy grill! She tells him about his special powers he totally inherited from his mysterious and dead parents! Annoying comic relief friend who's constantly chasing girls! Serious glasses! Cute little sister! Bishie antagonist with a superiority complex! Oh wow this wacky older guy might be that famous dude! Cool he's going to train us! Power ups! Feelings can amplify my attacks! Lots of bleeding and penetrating wounds will have no consequences!
Oh and trap, beach/onsen ep, authorities are bad and evil, misunderstandings and everything somehow happening during one school year.

One Piece is battle shounen singularity
the standard on which all other battle shounen are judged

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Our protagonist wakes up, startled and sweating. She can't remember the previous day or the day before that. Words fail to form, she can only feel. The surrounding town is depopulated, devoid of people and wildlife. MC is drawn to a source in the center of town, a pain in her head steadily increasing as she gets closer.
MC sees a dead body lying at the "source", completely identical to her. Memories flood the MC's mind. She relived this, waking up, wandering into town, and dying. This has happened for as long as MC can remember, decades at least. She can't even conceptualize words anymore, only thoughts and emotion.
MC is surprised by a sudden pain. The feeling of something sharp piercing her back, accompanied by a low chuckle. She felt nothing, the pain too familiar to warrant a reaction. Pushing through, tearing, warm.
Our protagonist wakes up, startled..

I mean forget about ripping shounen. The fact that you're posting disgusting pictures like that already tells me everything I need to know about your tastes.

Main character gets strength from eating. Always eats shit loads.

The main character is a boring high school kid that likes to white about his day in a cell phone.Some day he is summoned by the god of of the universe for a battle royalle game where the survivor will become the new god.I his firt battle he is helped by a pinh-haired obsessive girl that manages to kill his enemy.
And then he falls in love with the girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by deus ex machina with a future diary phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately clings to her, and is terrified to find out that she want's crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he tries to avoid the the girl, she only looks at him with a creepy expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s previous universe, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own PU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush cuz he dead.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private killing methods in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to pierce the heart of their victims. While the two chase their respective targets, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of Yandere.

You get some youg guy who never had attention paid to him and discover a magic power called magic, he somehow has the ability that whenever another ability gets used on him he IMMEDIATELY LEARNS IT AND CAN COUNTER IT.

Also people have magical powers called magic, and when you defeat someone you absorb this making yourself more powerful. Everyone around has food related names, main guy eats a lot,he makes friends with everyone, he loves a good fight to the point of putting everyone in danger for it. He's unable to see sexually anyone, he's goofy but when you hit someone he loves he gets serious. He has a number of transformations.

His once enemies turn into his most trusted friends and he just wants to be the best fighet that can also find a treasure.

>Hot blooded energetic food-loving boy who never gives up wants to be the best Shounen hero ever
>But he kinda sucks at being a shounen hero
>Oh, but he's actually got a hidden power which is OP as fuck that comes out when he's pissed or desperate
>Story starts with him awakening his power to protect someone against a low tier badguy
>He has a cold blooded edgy rival
>And a shy innocent girl who believes in him and loves him
>Or a bitchy girl who believes in him and loves him
>He fights and defeats like 3-4 guys who become his bros and future jobbers
>Gets trained by an old pervert who's actually a fucking badass
>Someone precious to him is killed which drives him to defeat the BBEG
>Bros show off their powers in 1 vs 1 duels with shitter villains
>BBEG has a squad of like 4 elite minions the MC must defeat
>MC either solos them or his bros job to them
>Someone else important dies and MC trains to control his superpowered evil side
>Wacky or hot villain everyone loves joins the heroes
>BBEG wrecks shit until MC returns from training and effortlessly stomps his shit
>JK he wasn't the real BBEG, there was a man behind the man
>Timeskip
>MC has some bullshit power, grows tall, and stops using his old techniques
>Jobber bros have new powers
>Love interest has grown into a prime breeding factory
>MC battles true BBEG and learns that he's actually the chosen one of fate with super-duper cool powers
>True BBEG wants to create a new world for blah blah blah as God
>Previous BBEG joins the MC
>Rival realizes friends are good and accepts MC as his friend
>MC uses infinity + attack to vanquish the villain who actually had a sob story
>MC claims his prize as new shounen hero and has 2.5 kids

I call it, Shounen

>no one has posted this yet

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A boy he fight, lose boy. Sad boy. Boy keeps going, boy is good. Boy wins fight! Oh no, more fight, more boy.

can you blame hori though? I mean his manga kept getting axed, not saying he was desparate but he did go to the "safe" route and low and behold it blew up which he probably didnt expect

Black Clover when Yuno becomes evil.